The Prank

Okay, so this is my first fanfic EVER. It's kind of sucky so be nice, it is my first after all. (:

Iggy: Forgetting something, Bee?
Me: What? Iggy, what are you doing here?
Iggy: Eh, just chillin'.
Me: Riiight...Well, what is it?
Iggy: Does "disclaimer" ring a bell?
Me: Oh! Right, got it.
Iggy: Well do it then.
Me: Don't rush me, Bird Boy!
Iggy: I'm hungry, you got any food?
Me: No, you ate everything in my fridge yesterday. -_-
Iggy: Heh, oh yeah, sorry about that. ^_^
Me: *Sigh* Anywho... I do not own Maximum Ride or any of the characters. Even if I really wanted to. Happy, Ig?
Iggy: *Grins* Yeeeeeees. Now, READ ON FANFIC FRIENDS!
Me: Gaah, he's such a dork. ^_^

"Ig! Gazzy! Get your butts down here! Now!"

Max stood fuming in the kitchen of Dr. M's house, covered in oatmeal and other unidentafiable gunk. I was trying so desparatly not to crack up.

Let's rewind shall we? You're probably wondering why she's covered in oatmeal and a bunch of other crap.

Well, Max had been trying to cook the Flock breakfast; in an attempt to save the rest of us from Max's awful cooking Gaz and Ig had set a trap in one of the top cupboards. When Max opened up said cupboard she was covered in Iggy and Gazzy's latest booby trap. Lets just say she's about 3 seconds away from murder right now.

Gazzy and Iggy poked their heads round the door, eyes wide and innocent.

"Yes?" They answered.

Max gave one of her famous glares, the kind that did everything but audiabley hiss. God she was cute when she was angry. Wait, what?! Forget I said that.

A huge grin spread across Gazzy's face, they both cracked up. That pushed me over the edge, I doubled over clutching my stomach, laughing. Max whirled round; she hadn't even noticed me there. Her face went bright red; we stopped laughing abrubtly as we saw the menacing flash in her eyes. She stared right at me, her dark eyes were blazing. My heart stumbled a few beats. She spoke in a tightly controlled voice,

"Clean this up," She pointed to the pool of gunge on the floor.

"I'm going for a shower." She smiled sweetly and left the room. She just left? That's it? The great Maximum Ride, the one that wont take crap from nobody, just walked away?! And since when does Max smile sweetly? Something's not right here. I turned to Iggy and Gazzy who looked just as shocked as I did. Iggy was the first to speak.

"She just left? No fight or anything?"

And that's when it hit me. She was going to get us back. She was just going to make us paranoid first. Well she's not going to get away with that. Oh no, we'll be ready; we'll get her before she can get us. I told Gaz and Ig my theory and we began planning. Watch out, Max. We're onto you.

Veeeeerrryy short. (: Review and comment and whatever. x