For legal reasons I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.
Kyo: well you took your sweet time writing another fanfic.
Me: I've been busy.
Kyo: Riiight.
Hey You Down There: Series Reboot Edition
(Cheesy 50s music starts to play as Ed and Al walk around)
"Hey you down there." Ed and Al look up and wave.
"I hear you've got a new series for you're show" Both start smiling and nodding.
"And I hear its a rebooting of the original show" Both look up confused
"Hahaha. A reboot is what happens when a series gets restarted from the very beginning" The brothers look at each other with an oh yea look on their faces.
"Well this means that there will be some changes around here" All the first anime only characters show up a little ways off and wave at the brothers.
"Hahaha you might notice some characters are no longer going to be around" A giant rock smashes all the first anime only characters while Ed and Al look on horrified.
"Don't worry look there are new characters coming around" All the second anime only characters show up and start looting the first anime only characters.
"You know what they're taking from them?" The brothers look up frighteningly and shake their heads.
"Why there taking screen time and plot importants away. You see there's just so much screen time to go around. And it's always good to be helpful with the plot" Still looking scared, Ed and Al nod in agreement.
"You might also notice this time around things will be darker and edgier" Ed and Al look confused as the whole world goes a few shades darker. Then Scar walks up and punches Ed in the face.
"Yikes, see he's not going to be such a nice guy this time around" Ed looks up holding his bloody nose.
"But not to worry not all characters are going to change" Envy walks up to Ed and punches him in the face knocking him over.
"Don't worry I'm sure you'll be alright" Ed gives the narrate a death glare.
"Some people will still be here only appear a lot less" Rose walks up and wave hi to the brothers.
"Their screen time will go to give other returning characters more screen time" Winry walks up behind Rose and starts beating her with a wrench.
"Hey look Winry will be in this anime more is that exciting?" Ed and Al look on terrified at Winry's assult.
"Oh look I think she found something important" Winry pulls out the 'main romantic subplot' from Rose, looks up at Ed and gives him a wink.
"Oh how sweet" Ed goes beet red.
"Watch out Ed looks like someone is trying to steal your screen time" Ed turns to see Roy grab something from his pocket and run off. Ed starts to give chase.
"See Al isn't rebooting a series fun?" Al looks up and nods with a giant anime sweet drop.
"Oh don't worry about you new villain he's much stronger than the last one" Al looks frightened.
"Don't you worry, just because he's on the verge of sending the world into an endless nightmare and all of you are at his mercy in the manga that this new series is based on. I'm sure you guys will think of something" Al curls up in fetal position while Roy runs from Ed in the background.
"And that's the joy of the reboot. Merry Christmas everybody and a happy New Year"
A.N. Well it's been about a year and a half since I wrote anything. But I had this idea in my head for a while so I finally got around to doing my 2nd Hey you down there story.
Soujiro: I was the star in the first one.
Me: Yep, and hopefully I'll get some good reviews and maybe I won't have such a long drought in stories.
Once again Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year to everyone.