On the First day of Christmas, Square-Enix gave to me...
A brand new game for my PS3!

On the Second day of Christmas, Square-Enix gave to me...
Two hot Shiva girls,
And brand new game for my PS3!

On the Third day of Christmas, Square-Enix gave to me...
Three hits to the head,
Two hot Shiva girls,
And brand new game for my PS3!

On the Fourth day of Christmas, Square-Enix gave to me...
Four sugar rainbows,
Three hits to the head,
Two hot Shiva girls,
And brand new game for my PS3!

On the Fifth day of Christmas, Square-Enix gave to me...
Five baby Chocobos,
Four sugar rainbows,
Three hits to the head,
Two hot Shiva girls,
And brand new game for my PS3!

On the Sixth day of Christmas, Square-Enix gave to me...
Six chosen L'Cie,
Five baby Chocobos,
Four sugar rainbows,
Three hits to the head,
Two hot Shiva girls,
And brand new game for my PS3!

On the Seventh day of Christmas, Square-Enix gave to me...
Seven shiny Crystals,
Six chosen L'Cie,
Five baby Chocobos,
Four sugar rainbows,
Three hits to the head,
Two hot Shiva girls,
And brand new game for my PS3!

On the Eighth day of Christmas, Square-Enix gave to me...
Eight crazy Monsters,
Seven shiny Crystals,
Six chosen L'Cie,
Five baby Chocobos,
Four sugar rainbows,
Three hits to the head,
Two hot Shiva girls,
And brand new game for my PS3!

On the Ninth day of Christmas, Square-Enix gave to me...
Nine freaky PSICOM's,
Eight crazy Monsters,
Seven shiny Crystals,
Six chosen L'Cie,
Five baby Chocobos,
Four sugar rainbows,
Three hits to the head,
Two hot Shiva girls,
And brand new game for my PS3!

On the Tenth day of Christmas, Square-Enix gave to me...
Ten sharp Spears,
Nine freaky PSICOM's,
Eight crazy Monsters,
Seven shiny Crystals,
Six chosen L'Cie,
Five baby Chocobos,
Four sugar rainbows,
Three hits to the head,
Two hot Shiva girls,
And brand new game for my PS3!

On the Eleventh day of Christmas, Square-Enix gave to me...
Eleven odd Outfit Choices,
Ten sharp Spears,
Nine freaky PSICOM's,
Eight crazy Monsters,
Seven shiny Crystals,
Six chosen L'Cie,
Five baby Chocobos,
Four sugar rainbows,
Three hits to the head,
Two hot Shiva girls,
And brand new game for my PS3!

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, Square-Enix gave to me...
Twelve other Games,
Eleven odd Outfit Choices,
Ten sharp Spears,
Nine freaky PSICOM's,
Eight crazy Monsters,
Seven shiny Crystals,
Six chosen L'Cie,
Five baby Chocobos,
Four sugar rainbows,
Three hits to the head,
Two hot Shiva girls,
And brand new game for my PS3!

Merry Christmas Everyone!