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A/N: Just so you know and you are warned. This is a really random fic.

Draco was halfway to the Gryffindor Common Room when he heard the Gryffindors Head of House speak. Draco quickly acted like he was coming down the stairs from the library and took out a Potions book. "Mr. Malfoy, what are you doing up?" Professor McGonagall's voice croaked. Draco looked up from the Potions book he was 'reading'.

"Nothing, Professor McGonagall." Draco replied. Without another glance his way the Professor went up to her chamber and slammed the door, muttering something about Snap and how evil Slytherins where.

Draco smirked and turned around putting up the Potions book back in his coat pocket.

Taking two steps at a time, Draco made it back to the Gryffindor Portrait Hole. Taking the Potions book back out of his pocket he turned to page thirty. In the middle of the page was an index card that his girlfriend had written down the password on.

"Well, Slytherin Scum, are you going to tell me the password or what?" The Fat Lady had had a bit to much Firewhiskey and was rather nasty and slurring her words at Draco.

"Look lady, I have the password right here. But if you call me Slytherin Scum once more your going to have to talk to my father." Draco threatened. Of course she couldn't actually talk to his father. He was rotting away in Azkaban. Draco shrugged the thought off and stated the clearly ironic password.

"I solemnly swear I am up to no good." Draco's voce was clear and strong. The Fat Lady rolled her eyes at him and opened the Portrait.

Draco stepped over the edge cautiously to look around but didn't get much of a chance because the fat Lady swung the portrait back into place before he could.

Draco chuckled at his ignorance. How stupid could he get. He was so paranoid. Tonight was the Gryffindors night to have the Room of Requirement. Draco looked around and saw a line of steps that went up to a set of dorms.

Walking over Draco took the rail in his hand and started to climb up the steps. Just as Draco put his foot on the third step the stairs transformed into a slid making Draco fall down backwards.

"Wrong staircase." Draco thought. Hermione had told him that the girls staircase transformed into a slide every time a guy tried to go up the stairs.

Draco got up after catching his breath and looked around again. On the other side of the Common room was another set of stairs.

Not wasting anytime Draco climbed the stairs quickly and ran to the 7th Year Dorms. Opening the door he ran over to Harry's bed.

Draco being to busy to notice that the window was open, didn't hear Hedwig enter the room.

Hedwig looked around the room. She knew something wasn't right. She looked over to Harry's bed and saw Draco digging through the bedside's drawer. Hedwig smirked to her self. Stupid Slytherin.

Hedwig flew quietly over to where Draco was snooping and bent her head down.

Peck, Peck. Hedwig knocked her beak into Draco's head again and again.

"YOU STUPID BIRD!" Draco shouted clutching his wand in one hand and his head in the other.

Draco shouted a spell but a feeling of de ja vu spread over him. Suddenly Draco lurched over and belched out some slugs. Hedwig chuckled.

Epilogue:

Draco had finally passed out after belching up most of the slugs beside Harry's bed. Hedwig flew into her cage after that. Harry and the other 7th Year boys came into the dorm to find Draco passed out cold and took him to Hermione, who carried him to the Room of Requirement with the help of Ginny and stayed with him until he woke.