"England…?"

"…"

"ENGLAND!"

"What is it, America?"

"Why are your eyebrows so big?"

"Huh? W-well I guess that's just how my face was formed, nothing unusual."

"And why was your face formed like that?"

"Because no two people are the same."

"And why aren't two people the same?"

"Because that's just how the human race is."

"And why is human race like that?"

"Because the world is like that, now stop it."

"And why is the world like that?"

"Because God chose to do it like that!"

"And why did God choose to do it like that?"

"How am I supposed to know? I'm not God!"

"Why?"

"Because I was chosen to be England!!"

"Why?"

"I DON'T KNOW!! I DON'T KNOW!! I. DON'T. KNOW!! STOP IT!! JUST STOP IT, AMERICA!! FOR PETE'S SAKE YOU'RE GIVING ME A DAMN HEADACHE!! PLEASE, HAVE THE KINDNESS TO STOP IT!! STOP IT!!"

"…"

"THANK you!"

"…"

"…"

"…England?"

"…yes?"

"Why are your eyebrows so big?"

"…I'm going to slap you."

"…I'll be quiet."