Haha, hey guys! It's Sammie! Guess what! I'm going to butcher an attempt at humor today! Yay me! (*gets shot*) Anyways, I'm attempting this for AnonymousHZ who told me she loves humor. It is complete CRACK and utter STUPIDNESS. Not canon at all, if you ask me, but I think that is the point of humor. Anyways, on with it. Try to enjoy! :3

English Dub Issues- Deidara's Bad Day

It was an average day at the hideout. Deidara, Kisame, and Hidan were lazing around, watching TV in the living room. The first nearly falling asleep. Kisame had flipped the show to Planet Earth: Deepest Seas, and was currently protecting the remote control as if it were his own child. Deidara had tried to take it, and nearly lost his hand.

"Back off!! You don't touch, He-She!" And then Kisame attempted to bite him.

This organization is so screwed up, hmm.

He groaned, struggling to stay awake. Hidan had the laptop, damn him.

What is he doing anyway?

Deidara sighed, standing up and walking over to Hidan's chair, nosing his way to see the screen.

"Hey! F***er! What in the name of Jashin are you doing, you nosy F***?!"

Deidara sighed. Hidan was as eloquent as ever.

"I'm bored out of my mind. What are you doing on there, yeah?"

Hidan groaned. "I'm driven to desperation by the damn shark over there. I'm watching f***ing English dub of our anime. I know, it's sad. But It can be pretty damn funny too!"

Deidara shrugged. "Give me an earphone, un. It's better than this crap, hmm!"

"It is not! The ocean is a place of delicate balance, both ecologically an-!"

Kisame was cut off as Deidara and Hidan plugged up.

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"Apparently, Deidara, one of us doesn't understand what true art is."

"Yes, and that would be you, my friend. Hmm."

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All was well, until….

"Sasori my man, hmm."

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Deidara jumped up. "What the hell, un?! I don't call him that, yeah!"

Hidan was already on the floor laughing. Kisame was looking at then funnily.

"What's the ruckus about? They were just talking about sharks…"

"They make Deidara sound like a gay!! Oh my Jashin, Oh my Jashin!" He was barely able to make out his words between laughter, but he go the point across.

Deidara was not a happy person. Danna meant "master", not "my man"! Who were they to change his nickname like that?! They probably had those Yaoi fangirls going at it, writing up new fanfictions and such.

"What's the noise for, you idiots?"

Deidara blanched. Oh goodness. It's danna, yeah.

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Roughly eight showings later, Deidara was humiliated. Those idiots! How dare they change his wording!

Even Sasori had laughed.

"That's what you get for giving nicknames like that, brat."

"You gave me a nickname, un, but they didn't re-word it!"

"That's because I'm sexy like that, brat."

Deidara's eye twitched like never before.

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Lord help, that was short. But I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it! Too much fun! Hope you enjoyed my stupid little drabble. Yeah, I DO hate what the dub has done to Deidara's "Danna" (but I love his voice!)

And yes, it is because Sasori is sexy like that.

xD