What the hell? Pong has its own category? Epic win.

Enjoy.

P.O.N.G

Perfectly Obedient and Natural Game

At least, it would seem so, wouldn't it? Most think that its such a banal activity, at least, it is compared to latest and greatest jazz like Rock Band and Halo II.

Let me tell you something: I am the best game ever invented. And you know why? Because I was the first. And you know what they say; the original is the best. Who needs super special effects when you can enjoy the simplicity of a white dot being tossed ruthlessly between two straight lines. It's riveting, I tell you, riveting.

And the music? Well, its most certainly better than heavy metal and rock n' roll nonsense that modern video games have. My musical score is beautiful, peaceful, majestic--

Ping. Pong. Ping. Pong. Ping. Pong.

And when you win a round? This overwhelming feeling of satisfaction and glory fills you to the brim, and you have the confidence to go out and proclaim, "Hello world, I just won a game of Pong."

Can you proudly do that when you win a round of Super Smash Brothers Melee?

I think not.

And that, my fellow gamers, is the reason why I am the most fantastic game to ever grace this universe.

I HAD TO DO IT. ITS PONG. AND IT HAS ITS OWN CATEGORY. THAT'S AWESOME.