A/N: Hey guys, long time no see, hehe. Almost two years in fact (sorry about that, and UGH, I can't believe I used to like Justin bieber XP), I'm 18 now, and hungrier than ever for Akatsuki fluff, lemons etc. I promise I shall not disappoint you this time ^.^ or Dei-chan will spank me D:

Last time on Plushie Akatsuki:

"Hidan...Deidara...and now Kakuzu, looks like there might be some love interest after all...".

After the exhilarating experience with Kakuzu, there was no way I was just gonna waltz back into the living room as if nothing had happened. God, that was…pretty fucking good, and recalling the memory of the kiss (if it could be called that, more like heart-stopping-mouth-sex if we're going to be realistic about it), my face reddened once more. Knowing that I was in no state to socialise, I decided to cool off with a nice bath, I needed one anyway, after being all icky and sweaty and sick last night 'In bed with the world's hottest sharkman', I blushed furiously, damn brain! I snuck into my bedroom with the most stealth I've ever possessed, luckily they were all clustered around the TV, examining it. I prayed to Jashin they didn't harm it in any way, my parents would absolutely murder me.

'My parents…', I thought, could my dad really be Minato? He's supposed to be dead, but then again so are Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu. This made me feel kinda sad, over the past couple days we'd grown, well, close, for lack of better words. I suppose that's happened so fast due to all their advances, geez, I've never received so much attention from guys, 'Good thing they're all drop-dead gorgeous', my subconscious swooned, and I grinned, "There IS that". I skipped into the bathroom and started running a bath, nice and warm, closing the door and hoping the afore-mentioned drop-dead gorgeous guys didn't hear the water. Once the bath was done, I discarded my clothes in the laundry basket and sunk into the water, devoid of bubbles, foam just gets in the way and I can't wash shampoo out properly, not to mention it totally ruins the effect of conditioner, and I like my hair soft Jashin-dammit!

I sighed peacefully, closing my eyes, letting the warm feeling of the bathwater soothe me, calming me from the situation earlier, for which I was grateful, or else I would never have been able to calm down. But gosh, nothing on the internet could've prepared me for that kiss, I mean, wow, the only other guy I'd kissed was Gary when we went out a couple years back, in the end we liked each other better as mates. I made a sound of content, then opened my eyes, to see Hidan standing in the doorway, mouth wide open, blood trickling from his nostrils onto the floor. For a few seconds, I could only stare back in shock, but then I came to my senses and screamed at the top of my voice.

…

It had been two hours since the bath incident, I was sitting in the middle of the sofa wearing my pyjamas and my great big dressing gown, a towel wrapped around my hair like a turban, waves of utter loathing seeping into the room, so much so that the only ones that could tolerate being any closer than 3 metres were Pein, Konan and Zetsu, who were sitting on pouffes or poking their head and shoulders out from the ceiling. I sent my best lightning dagger glare in Hidan's direction, who infuriatingly, while still too scared to come any closer from the other side of the room, was gloating about what he had seen. The others were clustered around him, trying (and failing) to discreetly ask him about the details, my left temple twitched in annoyance, and Zetsu shrank further into the ceiling, making me wonder whether the rest of his body was sticking out of the floor upstairs, the preposterous mental image of most of an upside-down tickled me, and I couldn't stop myself from giggling. The rabble on the other side of the room stopped and once again, they were staring at me as if I'd gone mad, 'Bit late for that', I thought, making me giggle more.

"Geez, un" Deidara sighed, "You're one crazy lady, un", I smiled at him, "Did you only just notice?" I asked him with pretend-indignation, and he laughed. I sighed and relaxed into the sofa, and the living room became neutral ground again, and eventually, everyone was congregated around me, doing their own thing. I think I needed a pyjama day, and even though my dressing gown made me resemble a dumpling, it was cosy, perfect for winter evenings.

Then Tobi/Madara appeared in front of me, his mask inches from my face, making me squeal in surprise. I was on my guard in an instant, but knowing he wouldn't dare do anything in front of the others, I decided he was being Tobi right now, "Ai-chan, your eyes are a different colour" he said, and immediately everyone stopped what they were doing and focused their attention on me, a few minutes later Deidara, Hidan, Tobi/Madara and Sasori were crouching in front of me, trying to get a good look. "They really have, un! They're blue now, un" exclaimed Deidara, Sasori nodded in agreement and Hidan got uncomfortably close to my face, making me lean away, which made my towel fall off, and my slightly damp hair fell free.

Then their mouths dropped open, "Whaaaaaaaaaat(,un)?", even Kakuzu, Itachi, Pein and Konan were staring in astonishment, slowly, I took a lock of my hair and held it up so I could see it, and it was blonde, BLONDE! "What the actual fuck?" I yelled, looking up to Pein, Konan, anyone. Pein shared a meaningful look with Konan, who nodded, "It seems we were wrong about the henge" he said, "But then what the hell is going on?" I spluttered, the Akatsuki looked at Pein for an answer, but he shook his head, he had no more of an idea than the rest of us. Tobi/Madara was the next one to speak, "Maaaaybe Yondaime-san suppressed his genes instead of using a henge, beeeeecaaaaaause it takes a looooooot of energy to maintain a henge forever and ever" he said in his baby voice. Peint nodded, "Yes, that makes sense, and when we released the seal earlier, those genes suddenly rushed to the surface, it only appeared to be a released henge as we had just destroyed the seal, had Konan not replaced the henge, your looks would have continued to slowly change to those of which you now possess".

I thought about it for a moment, then said, "I guess that makes sense" and shrugged. Hidan, standing behind the others, had an evil twinkle in his eye, "Now there's only one thing to do", we all looked at him questioningly, but he only tapped his nose, looking at me with those scorching purple eyes of his and that sexy smirk, 'Oh no, what's the perv thought of this time?'. In a flash, he was right in front of me, pinning me to the sofa, and in the next instant, whipped off my fluffy dressing gown, revealing my pyjamas. As my lovely Akatsuki pyjamas were too sticky to wear tonight, I'd picked out a white tank top and some comfy black shorts, it was the least amount of clothes I'd worn in front of them, not including Hidan's perverted antics.

I blushed as they stared, my hair was now only a shade or two darker than Ino's hair, my eyes were dark blue, I was still skinny, but now I had an ass and actual boobs, and those nice legs. I forgot about the others and took a good look at myself, 'There is a god!' I thought gleefully, and did a little happy twirl. Then I became aware of myself again, thankfully, most of them had gone about their own business, Pein and Konan were in deep discussion, Tobi/Madara was pestering Zetsu, Hidan and Deidara were grumbling at each other while Sasori and Kakuzu looked on in annoyance. Kisame winked knowingly at me then sat on the floor with Samehada and started crooning to it, I frowned in puzzlement, then came into eye contact with Itachi, and my breath caught in my throat.

His eyes were red, sharingan blazing, I froze, and suddenly noticed just how beautiful he really was, piercing red eyes, a casual frown playing across his face, accompanied by a dangerously sexy smirk. It was so totally bad boy that I flushed, and the way he was looking at me was positively sinful! I gasped as his sharingan swirled, becoming the Mangekyou, and before I could react, I was dragged into the negative world.

(WARNING: Intense lemon ahead!)

I was tied behind my back to a post, forcing me to stand straight, making me push my chest out. The ropes didn't chafe, they felt soft and actually quite comfortable, except I was tied too tightly to even try and escape. Then Itachi was there, standing directly behind me, I could turn my head enough to glance at him, and noticed that he was shirtless, 'Oh God, why must they all be so sexy?', he chuckled softly, then I remembered that my thoughts were exposed in this world, and blushed.

I could feel his breathing on my ear and neck, which was delicious, and a pleasant shiver worked its way throughout my body, from head to toe, inside and out, Itachi slowly walked around until he was facing me, saying, "In this place, I am in control, I can do anything I want to my captive, make them feel anything I want them to, whether it's pain…" he paused, leaning forward until his mouth was right by my ear, and whispered, "…or pleasure". This made me squirm, the situation was just so damn HOT! Once again, I was at the mercy of an Uchiha, but this was bloody brilliant!

He pulled back from my ear, then stepped forward until he was completely pressed against me, one arm curling around my waist, the other travelling up my back until it reached the nape of my neck, and he pulled my face towards his. When our lips touched, I felt the most glorious sensation spread through me, it was passionate, and Itachi soon deepened the kiss, allowing me no time to recover from his initial onslaught, and I practically melted in his arms. His mouth was hot and tasted oh-so good, making my head spin,

I barely noticed hands reaching around me from behind, slowly inching their way over my stomach, neither here nor there, which was incredibly frustrating, and made me want it all the more. There was an Itachi furiously kissing me, one hand on my ass and the other in my hair, and there was another Itachi behind me, kissing and sucking on my neck and earlobe, while his hands continued their teasing on my stomach. His hands were everywhere except those places I desperately wanted them to be, until finally, Itachi No.2's hands slipped under the hem of my tank top and continued his ministrations on my bare skin. His hand grazed my left breast and I moaned into Itachi No.1's mouth, who's hand was now groping my ass, and writhed in pleasure between them both.

The first Itachi broke the kiss and moved his mouth to my ear, "I've heightened your sense of touch in this world, making you much more sensitive, and I can increase that amount indefinitely" he whispered, this time in a low, sexy voice that made me weak at the knees, 'Oh my god, I'll go insane if he increases it any more', I thought breathlessly. He chuckled, "There's still a ways to go until that", with that he kissed me again, and the second Itachi gently placed his hand over my breast. It was like electric, the simple touch made me throw my head back onto Itachi No.2's shoulder, and Itachi No.1 began trailing kisses along my jawline and down my neck as No.2 placed his other hand on my other breast, and began palming them, kneading them softly between his long fingers. I was lost to him, the unfamiliar hot sensation spreading its way from my breasts to my belly, where it flared, making me gasp.

No.2 began tweaking my nipples as he palmed my breasts, sending numerous electric shocks through me, which were building up more and more in my belly. No.1 removed his hand from my ass and pulled my tank top up and over my head, leaving me topless and completely exposed, while No.2 reached his right hand up to my cheek, turning my head towards him. Then No.1's kisses were travelling ever lower, over my collarbone and onto my right breast, where he began sucking on the nipple. I moaned again, and the area between my legs began to throb. It was almost unbearable, caught between lustful kisses and two pairs of hands, pressed between two versions of one of the most handsome men I'd ever seen, his smouldering eyes that were oh-so-sexy, and his skilful hands that continued to assault every weak spot on my body, except one. No.1's tongue swirled around my nipple as he sucked it, the rough texture of his tongue stimulating me even more while his counterpart's tongue was exploring my mouth with an intensity that overwhelmed me. The feeling in my groin reached a peak, and then white-hot pleasure exploded from it, making me cry out.

When I opened my eyes, I was lying on the floor of the negative world, Itachi leaning over me, his hands either side of my head, his face showing a triumphant smirk. He was still shirtless, his muscles standing out clearly, I blushed crimson, replaying the previous events over and over in my head, and he grinned, 'When will I learn not to think in this place?', that made him chuckle. I pouted in annoyance, although it was half-heartedly, I didn't have enough energy to be mad at him for his abrupt barrage of pleasure, he leant down on his elbows, face inches away from mine, and brushed a stray lock of hair from my face, "Well then…" he said softly, "…it's about time we returned", and he kissed me.

(lemon finished ^/^)

The world swirled and suddenly, I was back in the living room. Pein and Konan were still talking, probably on the same sentence they had been when I was sucked into the Mangekyou, Deidara and Hidan's argument was becoming increasingly heated, and Kakuzu brought his hand up to his forehead to rub his temples in irritation. Kisame was grinning at Samehada, and Zetsu was sinking further into the wall to escape from Tobi/Madara. Then there was Itachi, who was leaning his elbow on the arm of the sofa, smirking victoriously at me, his eyes having now returned to their normal cool grey.

He was completely relaxed, I, on the other hand, was flustered to no end! As images began to flash through my head, my body began to react to my mental state, my face flushed bright red, then a fountain of blood burst from my nose, the force of it propelling me backwards onto the floor, where I lay dazed and dizzy.

This caught everyone's attention, and they all turned to look at me in confusion. Tobi/Madara began to wail, "AAHHH! Aiko-chan, are you okay? What happened Aiko-chaaaan? Are you hurt Aiko-chan?", he bounded over, grabbed me by the shoulders and shook me vigorously, then rubbed his mask against my cheek like a kitten, which was disgusting, considering Madara was his true identity. I struggled feebly to push him off, having still not recovered from my nose's outburst. Itachi was the only one who remained unfazed, and hadn't moved from his spot on the sofa, his smirk had widened and his eyes were closed, in complete cool mode.

Hidan, in a surprising moment of observation, noticed this first, "Hey! You fucking smug bastard! What the fuck did you do?", he yelled at Itachi, who opened his eyes lazily to look in Hidan's direction, who was baring his teeth, looking absolutely furious. Deidara held up his hands, "Hey hey, calm down, what's up, un?", Hidan aggressively pointed at Itachi, turning to yell a reply, "This fucking bastard did something! He bloody used his fucking sharingan on her!". The others looked at Itachi in puzzlement, except for Konan, who was kneeling beside me, waving a paper fan she had just conjured up at my face to cool me down, and Kisame, who was sitting cross-legged on the floor with Samehada, was grinning from ear to ear.

Itachi closed his eyes again, and smiled with a proud, "Hn", Hidan took this as confirmation and lunged towards Itachi, seizing him by the front of his cloak and forcefully lifting him to his feet, "What the fuck did you do, bastard?!", Itachi looked at Hidan and smirked, "Nothing she didn't enjoy" he said smugly. Hidan snarled and threw Itachi back onto the sofa, reaching for his scythe, Kakuzu immediately sent his forearms shooting towards Hidan, grabbing him by the wrists, who struggled against them, at which point Sasori used chakra strings to bind him where he stood, and made him drop the scythe, leaving him cursing fiercely. Kakuzu withdrew his arms, re-attaching them to his body, before glaring darkly at Itachi, his eyes hidden in shadow, "Is that true?", he said menacingly, Itachi's smirk became a full-fledged grin, "Why of course, what reason would I have to lie?", Kakuzu remained silent, and began glaring at the floor.

Konan was now administering a jutsu that would restore my energy, and the soft green light soothed me. A while later, I was feeling much better, and sat up, stretching my arms. Meanwhile, Hidan was sitting on a pouffe, his arms folded and shooting poisonous glares at Itachi, Pein had forbidden him from attacking the sharingan wielder, and he was sulking. The blood had vanished, another jutsu no doubt, and the clock on the wall told me it was supper time, my stomach growled, reminding me that I hadn't had lunch that day, and no wonder! After all the goings-on today, I'm surprised I haven't passed out yet! I wandered towards the kitchen after thanking Konan for the jutsu, to find out what there was to eat.

After having no luck in the fridge (well, nothing I could cook, I'm useless at cooking), I bent down to rummage through the freezer, in case there was anything frozen that came with instructions, when someone wolf-whistled behind me. I jumped and looked round, Kisame was leaning against the door frame with his arms folded, grinning appreciately at me, "Geh, pervert" I pouted in mock-annoyance, and returned to my rummaging. He walked towards me and knelt down next to me, "What are you doing?" he asked, "Looking for food", I replied, and crouched down to reach the bottom drawer. He stood up and opened the fridge door, "Yeah, I checked there already, nothing of any use to me" I said, moving yet more complicated foods out of the way, "But there's loads in here!" he said, "I know, I'm completely talentless when it comes to cooking, but I must eat!" I exclaimed. Kisame began searching through my fridge, picking out different foods and placing them on the kitchen surface, "What are you doing?", I asked, he grinned down at me, "Making dinner". I stood up and closed the freezer door, examining his ingredients, there were leeks, potatoes, carrots and an onion, but there were more coming.

Kisame finished with the fridge and shut the door, moving onto the freezer, from which he pulled out some salmon steaks, also setting them on the counter. Then he pulled out the chopping board from behind the microwave, took a knife from the magnetic strip attached to the wall and set them down next to the food. He looked through the cupboards until he found a wok pan, and placed it on the stove, reaching for the bottle of olive oil and pouring a little into the pan. Once that was done he rolled his sleeves up and began chopping the vegetables so quickly that his hands were a blur, and before long they were all sliced and diced. I leant on the counter, watching him work, tossing the chopped vegetables into the wok pan and turning on the heat, shaking it a little to spread the olive oil, then he mixed some other things together to make a sweet sauce, letting me taste some with a teaspoon before pouring it into the pan. The vegetables that had been hissing and spitting began to bubble quietly, and he used a wooden spoon to stir it all together. Then he moved onto the salmon, cutting it into blocks, before that too ended up in the wok pan. He rifled through my cupboards a bit more until he found rice and a large saucepan, which he filled with water and put on the hob, sprinkling in a bit of salt and olive oil. He continued stirring the wok pan, making sure that everything was cooking properly, occasionally adjusting the heat, and when the water had boiled, he poured the rice into the saucepan, which was ready after about ten minutes. Then he took out 10 bowls from my cupboards, and pulled my set of rainbow chopsticks out of the cutlery drawer. Then he served the rice in bowls, and using a ladle, poured the contents of the wok pan over each one. It smelled heavenly, and my stomach let out a loud "GRRRRRRRRRRRRR~" in appreciation. Kisame grinned, "So, wanna help me bring them out?" he asked, and I nodded, "It's the least I can do", Kisame winked playfully at me, "You did promise me you'd do anything" he said, I blushed and stuck my tongue out at him, then grabbed a couple of trays to bring the food out into the living room.

"Hey, what is it that smells so good, un?" said Deidara, looking in our direction, Tobi/Madara leapt into the air in glee and started skipping from one foot to the other, "It's Kisame-senpai's legendary cooking!" he yelled, and skipped his way over to us, reaching for the black chopsticks and taking a bowl over to the rug, crossing his legs and digging in with an "Itadekimasu!" (thankyou for the meal). The others did the same, and soon everyone was eating enthusiastically. It really was delicious, and once I had finished, I was certain I'd never tasted anything so yummy in my entire life, except perhaps chocolate.

A/N: Well there you have it folks, I hope it pleases you! Tell me what you think of my writing two years on and please tell me if you want more! As ever, that review button looks awfully lonely, but now it's accompanied by a woefully empty review box! Do the poor thing a favour and type some words into it, I'm sure it would love to hear your opinion on this chapter! :P