"Ew, who's that on the TV?"

"Him? That's Justin Bieber. The love of my life."

"He's like 10!"

"15, Shane."

"He looks like he hasn't even hit puberty yet."

" I don't think he has."

"..."

"Don't laugh."

"...."

"You're such a jerk."

"Why? Because I'm not a pedophile, Mitchie?"

"He's perfectly legal!"

"Maybe not in the USA-"

"Shut up! He's so much better than you."

"Hm, I bet. I bet he got signed by a famous singer, am I right?"

"...."

"And that he was found on Youtube."

"..."

"And that he sings like a girl."

"HE DOES NOT!"

"It's like Caitlyn with the Jonas Brothers all over again."

"That was an obsession. This is being a Belieber."

"...."

"I'm not ashamed of being a JB fan."

"What do you see in him?"

"He's sweet and sings amazingly and is.. well, hot."

"At least Caitlyn loved guys who could somewhat sing."

"Shut up, you're jealous."

"Of WHAT?"

"That I like him and not you."

"Why in the hell would I care?"

"Because you loooovvveeee me."

"Oh, sure. And Nick Jonas is dating Selena Gomez."

"I heard he is."

"Shut up."

"Aw, you love me!"

"Shut. UP."

"You loovvveee me. You wanna kiss-"

"...."

"..."

"Wow."

"Uh, yeah."

"That was... amazing."

"Justin Bieber can't do that, can he?"

"He can, actu-"

"Shut up."