Midnight Insanity

A/N: Hello all! Ilovefetacheese here! This is a drabble challenge my sister, ilovefetamorethanyou, and I are doing. What it is is each night (or so) at the midnight hour we give each other a topic to write a short KH drabble on—a string of words, a phrase, or an actual prompt. I will continuously update this so please keep a lookout for future chapters, as well as her drabble series, titled "Drabbles from 11:30 to Midnight"! We also are currently collaborating on the hilarious "Organization Cheese", so check that out too! It is well worth your while. =]

Oh, and, please, forgive this first drabble. It is a bit…random? I was rushing to finish it. (Our challenge time limit's about half an hour). Well, nevertheless, please be nice and leave a review to start the New Year off!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts!

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Without further ado…

Drabble Challenge #1: The Watermelon, the Parrot, and Coconut Juice

"Ugghhh…what am I gonna do?" Marluxia roamed about the halls of the Castle That Never Was, moaning dramatically.

"Get over your lazy self and go fix that a/c!" Larxene yelled from inside a room.

"But…it's too hot to do aaaanything…" Marluxia whined again.

Suddenly Roxas ran through the hall, leaping occasionally, and exclaimed, "I know! Let's go to the beach!!!"

And that, my reader, is what they did.

"Whew, is it sunny!" Axel looked up, shielding the sun from his eyes with his arm. He was wearing fiery swim trunks, and had white blotches of sun tan lotion still on his bare skin everywhere.

"Gee, Axel, for such a feisty guy, you seem pretty uncomfortable out in the sun…" Zexion snidely commented, glancing up from the book he was reading under a large beach parasol.

"Hey, watch it, book worm—"

Roxas then came running from a distance holding a large, round, green object. "MOVE IT, PEOPLE! WATERMELON COMIN' THROUGH!"

The Organization focused their attention to the blond with unruly spikes who seemed right at home at the beach. "Okay, now…how do we open it?" He set the watermelon down on a large rock as he glanced around, looking for a knife or some other sharp object. "Hmm…" his eyes traveled back to the watermelon. "Guess we're going to have to use sheer force…Here goes nothin'!"

Roxas focused his chi by pressing his hands together, then, with a loud 'HAH!', attempted to chop the watermelon and failed miserably, collapsing into the sand and holding his fist between his legs, whimpering.

Axel stepped forward, volunteering his services. As he bowed to the watermelon, and raised his hand back, ready to swing, a parrot flew over and perched itself right on Axel's shoulder. Axel, startled, of course, jumped, scaring the bird, causing it to fly and attempt to bite Axel's face off, which led Axel to swat the parrot away and at the same time move frantically, pushing the watermelon off its pedestal and onto the ground below.

The watermelon had enough momentum from its push to roll down the sandy terrain at rapid speed.

"Hey!" Larxene called after it. "I want that watermelon! Come back here!"

Thus, the members of the Organization went running after the watermelon, trying to get their lunchtime snack back.

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"Phew. Okay, guys, nothing to fear! I have gotten the watermelon back, and split it open! Gee, aren't I a great fellow?" Demyx announced, "Here, everyone, come have some! Wow! It's so juicy!"

"Uh, Demyx…hate to break it to ya, bud, but…that's a coconut."

"…Oh."