1. I will not preposition every woman I meet.

1a. Even if they look like they would enjoy it.

2. Although I may be sexy, I am not "too sexy for my shirt."

2a. Or any item of clothing, for that matter.

3. Speaking of clothing, body paint =/= outer garments.

4. Before wooing a maiden, I will find out if she is, in fact, a maiden. (From experience, I believe that doing so will prevent future awkwardness.)

5. Despite my beliefs to the contrary, the move known as the "pelvic thrust" has little to no place in formal ballet.