Marluxia quickly peeked around the corner to see where the Heartless were stationed, then turned back to her teammates: Xigbar, Xion, and Demyx. "Okay, there's about twenty of them, but we can get through this without much difficulty if we plan this just right." He pointed to the Freeshooter. "You find the highest viewpoint you can get to and start sniping when I give the signal. You," he pointed to Xion. "follow my every move and pick off any Heartless I miss. And you-...Where's Demyx?"
As if on cue, the Melodius Nocturne stepped out of a Corridor of Darkness. "Whew, sorry about that. Had to take a piss. So!" He summoned his sitar. "We ready for this?!"
"No, Demyx!" Xion attempted to grab Demyx before he rushed off, but to no avail. "Wait!"
"HEAVEN OR HELL, LET'S ROCK!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
"No Demyx! Stick to the plan, STICK TO THE PLAN!!!"
...
Back at the Castle That Never Was, Vexen sighed as he handed out Elixirs to the returning party. "So, Demyx." He turned to said Nobody. "What have we learned today?"
Number IX shrugged. "I dunno, but I came up with a new song while we were getting our asses handed to us. Wanna hear?"
Xigbar slammed his fist against the back of Demyx's head, knocking the man out cold. "As if!"
Poor Demyx. SOMETIMES I AM THE MOST WORST.