ways to piss off Sergei

Disclaimer and notes: i dont own resident evil or any related characters at all

i noticed in my reviews that i got a few complaints of plagarism, i done this because i was bored and had nothing much else to do, i didnt copy anbody, i apologize to Resident Roach Code MEtallica but i have never read any of his fics i didnt copy it from anywhere, i made thought of a few things i thought where funny and typed them down, i dont copy material except from any material i have permission to use and even then it is only referances, independant thoughts people, and also before you start with the plagarism thing, we are all basiclly plagarists because none of us really have capcoms permission to use resident evil

now on to my oneshot

Ways to piss off Sergei

1. yet again two words "tentacle porn"

2. tell him the soviet look went out decades ago

3. tell him that both Birkin and Saddler beat him to the "eyeball thing"

4. say to him there is a time and place for S+m

5. simple words "russia sucks" (not really but it would piss him off)

6. ask him if the Red Queen is his girlfriend, cuz u know he aint gettin any from girls

7. tell him that him and the red queen should get a room

8. ask him if the tyrants are his brothers and shit then why they never seem to have anything in the manhood department

9. say ivan is a gay name

10. just tell him how much wesker pwned his ass and his two gay retroalien "ivans"

further notes: i know this wasnt any good but it wa mostly for the notes at the top i made this