"Soon the world will be mine, then sasuke will love me ohohohohoho" laughed Ino yamanaka.

"Eat shit and die bitch" Screamed sakura, pointing a gun at Ino.

"NANI?! SINCE WHEN DO YOU OWN A GUN?! KONOHA DOESNT SELL GUNS!!! ONLY NINJA UTENCILS!!! UH DO THEY EVEN MAKE GUNS?! WHATS A GUN?!" and so Ino couldn't handle thinking so much at once her head imploded.

"Looks like my jobs done....Baka" Sakura camly states, putting her gun away in her kunai pouch.

"SAKURA-CHAN!!!! LETS GO GET SOME RAMEN!!!" And so Naruto got sucker punched around the world twice.

"Hm, today I feel bad ass" States the pinkett.

"Sakura you are weak, because you lack hatred" Stated a raven headed boy who's hair resembles a chickens ass, who is known by different names but is mostly called sasuke.

"BAMMMM" Sucker punched "THATS MY LINE TEME!!!!" Screamed sucker punch clan killer weasle man, but for short Itachi. "One punch a day!" He screamed while pointing at sasuke.

"I like your style akatsuki-kun" fawned Sakura.

"Indeed, but I want you to teach me how love again" a stary eyed itachi says.

"Okay, I need you to grab kisame for me though! Then meet me in four days, If not I will 'nade your ass" states sakura.

"YIPPEEE......WAIT A SEC-"

"DON'T QUESTION ME!!!" Yells Sakura.

"CHARZARD I CHOOSE YOU" Screams Itachi.

"Damn, itachi wrong anime your going to have to use ninja skill to get to kisame and candy mountain." -insert sweatdrop-

"BWAAHHHHH" Cried Itachi dissapointed in learning he cannot summon a pokemon.

"Just leave before I change my mind" spoke the pinkett.

...........................And so the adventure has started a quest to learn Love, find an Insane Assylum, and of course the quest for Candy Mountain.

Until next time ja ne.