I do not own anything. The characters are J. K. Rowlings. I found the song on muggle net . com The song is a parody of Lion Kings' song Hakuna Matata. The song parody belongs to JungMin.

"RON COME HERE QUICK!" Harry shouted.

"WHAT? IF IT IS ANOTHER SPIDER YOU CAN KILL IT YOUR SELF." Ron yelled back.

"NO I WAS SCREAHING THE INRERNET THIS SUMMER AND I FOUND THIS COOL INTERNET SITE." Harry said.

"WHY DIDN"T YOU TELL ME THIS TWO MONTHS AGO BEFROE SUMMER HOILDAYS ENDED? AND WHY ARE WE SHOUTING? WE ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER." Ron said.

"Sorry about that. I lost the paper I wrote the stuff on." Harry said.

"Ok and what is this cool site?" Ron asked.

"Ok so I was searching the Muggle world and I put my name in it, just to see if there were any cool sites or people who have the same name as me. Anyway did you know they wrote books about my life? I mean my whole life, up to seventh year. We are only fifth years." Harry said.

"Wow" Ron said.

"I am not finished. They had this fan site called muggle net . com I went to there song parodies. I clicked the song Avada Kedavra it is in the tune of Hakuna Matata from Lion King. It was written by JungMin that is his or her's username anyway. Here I wrote the song on this paper." Harry said hanging Ron the paper.

"Hey Harry are you thinking what I am thinking?" Ron said.

"Yeah tacos are delicious." Harry said.

"Yeah tacos are delicious, but that isn't what I meant, I think that we should sing this song in the Great Hall." Ron said.

"Oh now I'm thinking what your thinking." Harry said.

"For the last time Harry I am not thinking about tacos." Ron said. "Come on."

It was a peaceful dinner time in the Great Hall. Not a sound to be heard.

"BANG"

The four tables turned into seats and the teacher's table turned into a stage. Harry and Ron started singing.

"Avada Kedavra

What a horrible phrase,

Avada Kedavra

You'll see a big green blaze

Before you realize

That's the end of your days

It's Voldy's moral-free

Malignity

Avada Kedavra" Both Harry and Ron sang.

"Yeah, take Harry for example. (sings)Before he was at Hogwarts" Ron sings.

"(opera style) Before I was at Hogwarts!" Harry sings.

"(digging in ear with pained expression on face)Lovely, Harry" Ron says

"Thank you." Harry says.

"His parents were nice, young Lily and James
A great witch and wizard with a well-known name" Ron sings

"Then Voldemort came- Through our door he burst
And he killed them, with that one atrocious curse
And oh!- the pain!" Harry sings.

"Yes, he was in pain" Ron sings.

"Thought of changing my name!" Harry sings

"Oh, what's in a name?" Ron sings

"Till I went to Hogwarts" Harry sings

"Where did you go?" Ron sings

"It's located in-" Harry said.

"(covering Harry's mouth) Harry! Not in front of the muggles!" Ron sang.

"Avada Kedavra
What a horrible phrase
Avada Kedavra
You'll see a big green blaze
Before you realize
That's the end of your days, It's Voldy's moral-free
Malignity
Avada Kedavra" Harry and Ron finished.

Everyone in the Great Hall stared at them.

"THANK YOU FOR COMEING! RON AND I WILL BE HAVING A CD COMING OUT IN MARCH!" Harry shouted.

Back in the common room.

"That was fun." Ron said.

"Yeah did you see the look on Umbridge's face when we sang that song?" Ron said.

"Yep it was awesome. Hey are you thinking what I am thinking?" Harry said.

"No Harry I am not thinking about tacos." Ron said.

"I wasn't…I'm not…fine I was thinking of tacos." Harry said.

I still do not own anything. :'( Review!