It was known throughout the school that Arthur Pendragon and Merlin Emrys were bitter enemies.

The Pendragon's owned the local abattoir and the Emrys's were vegetarians and fierce protesters against the killing of innocent animals.

For three generations now, a bitter feud had raged between them. They vandalised each other's property and shouted abuse at one another in the street.

So to say it was a surprise when Mr O'Leary, the head teacher, caught Arthur and Merlin fucking each other senseless in the janitors closet, is an understatement.

Especially when it came to light that Merlin didn't mind eating Arthur...