This is my first sp fan fiction after I started writing 2 but deleted them cause of how crap they were. I hope this one is better. :D

"walk." Instructed Skulduggery Pleasant to the smirking twins.

Daniella and Damon looked at each other and raised their eyebrows. You could tell they were twins. Both with pin strait hair ,a midnight black, with bangs sweeping over their foreheads. The girls long up to halfway down her back and the boys neatly cropped but messy as he always pulls his hand through it. They both have Smokey grey eyes, a straight nose, and perfectly pouty lips drawn into smirks. They were both wearing plain white shirts and black leather jackets. Damon had black jeans and boots on and Daniella had a black denim skirt and converse on. Wearing a motorbike glove on one pale manicured hand. They had sunglasses on despite threat of rainfall in the murky grey sky.

Their smirks immediately disappeared when the skeleton and his assistant yanked their chains (literally). Shooting out of their mouths were violent yells of 'ow' 'what the hell' and swears. Skulduggery and Valkyrie quickly yanked the handcuffs off and shoved them into the back of the Bentley and got in the front.

"So What are the charges?" drawled Damon in a thick Italian accent as the Bentley started. Valkyrie put her head down. She found his voice extremely sexy, but she wasn't going to show anyone that. She looked through the rear-view mirror after controlling herself and sighed "Murdering 10 people in that warehouse. Did you forget?" Daniella shook her head and replied in the same thick accent "We didn't actually kill them. We just wanted a snack!" Damon nodded his head in mock seriousness.

"Well you're going to jail anyway." Skulduggery seemed unfazed by the denial of the two teens. They gave each other a look and reached into their pockets coming out with identical pieces of card. They held them up to the detectives, smiling triumphantly. They were holding identical 'get out of jail free' cards from a monopoly board game.

Skulduggery sighed for what felt like the millionth time on the trip. "They don't work in real life, morons." They looked shocked and it was Valkyrie's time to smirk."Damn!" Daniella said "we've been doing all this stuff thinking these would protect us!" They wound the windows down ant threw the cards out sulking.

Skulduggery shook his skull. Vampires are definitely hard work. Even if there only half.

Val's p.o.v.

I looked over at Skulduggery and knew what he was thinking. I honestly wish I could feel the same way. But looking at Damon's sexy smirk just makes me want to melt. I'll have to sort that out....