Your looking into a darkroom with only one light shinning upon two stools. It's extremely quiet until the sound of a large metal door opening and shutting is heard. Then the sound of two separate footsteps can be heard moving towards the stools. The first person to pop into the lights has a very distressed and angry look upon his face. The man adjusts his long flowing black trench coat and sits down on one stool.

"I swear man this is bloody bullshit." He shakes his head and then runs his pale fingers through his bleach blonde hair.

"Calm down Spike I'm sure are loyal following will back us up." The second man replied as he made his way to his stool.

"Listen Ange..I have a terrible feelin that our bloody fans are supporting this bullshit too." Spike cracked his knuckles and points towards the you.

Angel gives you a smirk and starts chuckling while pushing down Spikes finger. The two then whisper back and forth for a moment then turn back to look your way. Angel takes in a deep breath and sighs. Spike shrugs and continues to give off a very pissed expression.

"Ok people we decided with recent issues going on in the world to make a statement to all of you. I hope you can ….." Angel is cut off mid sentence by spike standing up.

"We hate those Vampire wannabe emotion little babies. Who the Bloody hell came up with the idea of sparkling in the damn sunlight. I mean really what the fuck is up with that."

Angel stands and push Spike back down. "Sit your ass down and lets be nicer to our fans Spike. Besides I mean I don't mind the main guy so much. Just the idea of it."

Spike starts laughing like a crazy person and mumbling to himself. He falls down and starts pounding on the floor from laughter. Then stands up runs his fingers through Angels hair and giggles some more. Angel sits there in complete shock.

"What the hell are you doing?" A confused look appears on his face.

"You man you are so clueless it's hilarious. You realize that…that sparkly little wuss ass reminds people of you? I love you Buffy I can't be with you Buffy let me go cry in a corner and enjoy my sexy brown spiky hair." Spike waves his hands back and forth mocking.

Angel grits his teeth and stands up in Spike's face. He takes a minute and then calms himself. "Were supposed to be a force here. Not fighting each other."

Spike and Angel then turn back to you. They both seem really angry and annoyed.

"Listen we love and enjoy you as our fans. But there is only so much we can take of this. Please if you love Vampires as they are put down those damn books and turn away from those movies."

"Yeah and Bloody tell those bastards to man up a bit. If not were coming to kick their asses in."

They both raise their fists in shaking motion. Then they go back to smiling. "I believe that's enough said. Hows about you buy me a drink?" Spike looks over at Angel who responds by flipping him off from earlier comments. Angel gives a thankful gesture to you and the walks back into the darkness. Spike turns his head looks at you.

"Listen come on you agree with me right?" Then makes his way towards the door.

END