Disclaimer: The song belongs to Disney, nor do own any of the characters in this story, they belong to Tamora Pierce.


Author's Note: This just kind of came to me, I personally thought it was funny. So tell me what you think after.


Hakuna Matata

"Kel you can't take everything Joren says to heart," Roald told her.

Kel sat on Neal's bed, Cleon sat next to her, his mathematics homework between them. She'd just come back from a particularly unenjoyable patrol. Joren had taken a step up from his usual bullying to make Kel incredibly angry. Of course Kel would never let him know he'd upset her.

"Ya, you can say that Roald, Joren didn't insult you." Neal muttered from his desk.

Roald

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase,

Neal

Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze!

Roald

It means no worries for the rest of you days

Roald & Neal

It's our problem-free philosophy

Cleon

Hakuna Matata

Kel

Hakuna Matata?

Neal

Yeah. It's our motto

Cleon

What's a motto?

Neal

Nothing. What's a-motto with you

Roald

Those two words will solve all your problems,

Why take Nealan here…

Cleon

Why when he was tall, young page

Neal

When I was an old, tall page

Cleon

Very nice

Neal

Thanks

Roald

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal

Cleon

He could clear the cafeteria after every spiel

Neal

I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick skinned,

And it hurt that my friends never value my whims!

And oh the shame! (Cleon: He was ashamed)

Thought of changin' my name (Cleon: Oh what's in a name?)

And I got downhearted, (Cleon: How did ya feel?)

Everytime that I…

Roald

Hey Neal, SHUT UP!

Neal

Oh, sorry

Neal, Roald & Cleon

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze

Kel

It means no worries, for the rest of you days

Neal, Roald & Cleon

It's our problem-free philosophy

Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!

Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!

Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!

Hakuna Matata! Hakuna--

Kel

It means no worries, for the rest of you days

Neal

I say Hakuna

Cleon

I say Matata

"Better Kel?" Roald asked, a grin on his face.

"Much better, thanks guys," Kel laughed at Cleon and Neal who seemed to be dancing still.


Joren gave a Kel a bump the next morning in the line to get breakfast. Kel turned around at him and smirked.

"Hakuna Matata."


Author's Note: So what did you think? I was bored during my exam this morning and I had plenty of time to amuse myself and this is what I came up with. PLEASE REVIEW!!!