Disclaimer: The song belongs to Disney, nor do own any of the characters in this story, they belong to Tamora Pierce.
Author's Note: This just kind of came to me, I personally thought it was funny. So tell me what you think after. Hakuna Matata
"Kel you can't take everything Joren says to heart," Roald told her.
Kel sat on Neal's bed, Cleon sat next to her, his mathematics homework between them. She'd just come back from a particularly unenjoyable patrol. Joren had taken a step up from his usual bullying to make Kel incredibly angry. Of course Kel would never let him know he'd upset her.
"Ya, you can say that Roald, Joren didn't insult you." Neal muttered from his desk.
Roald
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase,
Neal
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze!
Roald
It means no worries for the rest of you days
Roald & Neal
It's our problem-free philosophy
Cleon
Hakuna Matata
Kel
Hakuna Matata?
Neal
Yeah. It's our motto
Cleon
What's a motto?
Neal
Nothing. What's a-motto with you
Roald
Those two words will solve all your problems,
Why take Nealan here…
Cleon
Why when he was tall, young page
Neal
When I was an old, tall page
Cleon
Very nice
Neal
Thanks
Roald
He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
Cleon
He could clear the cafeteria after every spiel
Neal
I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick skinned,
And it hurt that my friends never value my whims!
And oh the shame! (Cleon: He was ashamed)
Thought of changin' my name (Cleon: Oh what's in a name?)
And I got downhearted, (Cleon: How did ya feel?)
Everytime that I…
Roald
Hey Neal, SHUT UP!
Neal
Oh, sorry
Neal, Roald & Cleon
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze
Kel
It means no worries, for the rest of you days
Neal, Roald & Cleon
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna--
Kel
It means no worries, for the rest of you days
Neal
I say Hakuna
Cleon
I say Matata
"Better Kel?" Roald asked, a grin on his face.
"Much better, thanks guys," Kel laughed at Cleon and Neal who seemed to be dancing still.
Joren gave a Kel a bump the next morning in the line to get breakfast. Kel turned around at him and smirked.
"Hakuna Matata."
Author's Note: So what did you think? I was bored during my exam this morning and I had plenty of time to amuse myself and this is what I came up with. PLEASE REVIEW!!!