This is K-unit.

This started life out as a very badly drawn comic stripe that I did about three years ago. And here it finally is in writing.

The sergeant marched into the barracks, as he did so the four men in there quickly stood to attention. As he walked in they could see that behind him was a boy. "This is your new unit member." The sergeant told them. He sounded as though he couldn't quite believe he just said that, but as soon as the incredulous questions started, he held up a hand and replied loudly. "Do not ask me. I have no idea what's going on here, I'm just obeying orders." K-unit glowered.

The sergeant turned to the boy. "This is K-unit. We have no names here; this is bunny rabbit, chicken, butterfly and hamster." He informed the boy, pointing to each man in turn. "You will be Cub." The boy's eyes lit up, "Cool! I always wanted to be in the Cubs! I used to be in the Brownies but I got kicked out when they realized I was a guy!"

K-unit glared. The sergeant didn't bother acknowledging that and simply asked, "Any questions?" In a voice that said: 'You will say no, and I shall then leave.' But the boy, too dense it seemed to pick up on this, replied: "Yes actually. What sort of cub am I?"

And with that the Sergeant exited, slamming the door shut behind him and leaving Cub to his fate.

I'm sorry its so short, the next is A little longer.

Me and some friends are planning on making a sequel to our amazingly silly film, The Pirate Matrix and the Lord of Harry Who." Which will hopefully have this scene in it. There aren't enough guys though, so at least two of K-unit are probably going to have to be played by girls. That going to be fun! I'm thinking fake mustaches…