A/N: I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT THIS, I SWEAR. So, we have more of this, but not enough to post another part after this one. I'll nag Aka to work on it some more.
I really applaud you people for reading this. IT BURNS MY EYES when I look at it sometimes. & I think I make England way to OoC. -headdesk- xD

When we do work on this again, I'll try to put in some Spain & Romano, like someone asked. I would KILL to be Romano. 3

Anyway; I play England, Poland & Canada. Aka's got Prussia, Russia, & America.

America: tugs on England's arm with all his effort

Russia: "Just tell me where Gilbert is"

England: "-grabs hold of America's arm as well-"

Russia: "I don't care who tells me, as long as I get my wife back"

England: "A-Alfred?! A-Aren't you going to bloody say something?!"

America: "but I'm a hero I can't betray people"

Russia: "My house is very nice...well in-till Belarus comes around that is"

America: "...he's in the house!" tugs on England again

England: "-sighs in relief-"

Russia: "...good enough I guess"

England: "C-Can you b-bloody p-put me down, t-then?"

Russia: let's go of England making him fall onto America and walks back into the house so he and find his wife

England: "-clings to America's shirt- A-Arsehole...T-Took you f-fucking long e-enough..."

Poland: "-glances- -mumbles to self- Ew, like, get a room."

America: gives England the 'I'm a damn hero you idiot' look

Russia: "hmm I'll check upstairs, Matti you wait here okay, and if you run away I'll have to punishes you" puts Canada down on the couch and goes up stairs

England: "-gives America the 'last night was our only night, and I don't even remember it' look-"

Prussia: Trembles in the closet

America: gives him an 'I can fix that' look

Poland: "-strolls past America and England FABULOUSLY & sits next to Canada- Mattie like must be really tired, like he's been asleep for a while now. Which, sucks, cause like, I made him look like, gorgeous."

Poland: "-makes a face- But, like, somehow his hair got like, messed up. Weird."

England: "-glares at Alfred- -whispers- That could be me you know, if you hadn't opened your bloody mouth in-fucking-time."

America: "Like I'd let that happen Iggy!"

America: grab's England and holds him close

Russia: "Glibo~ come out and I won't punishes you"

Prussia: let's out a squeak then curses

Russia: "Ah ha~ there you are~"

England: -mumbles something quietly about having a nice time before Russia barged in-

America: picks him up and brings him inside

Russia: opens the door to the closet

Prussia: "G-go away! Leave Ore-sama a-alone!"

England: "...You're never going to stop carrying me around, are you, git?"

Poland: "-on the phone- Lieeeeeeet~ Ugh, I am like so bored, it's not even like, funny. Iggy's house, like, sucks, to the max. -glances back- Ugh, him and like, Al are back inside. Did I mention that they're totally like, doing it? -pauses- Yeah, I'm like, dead serious! But, like, anyway. When are you going to like, come get me? Cause I'm like, stuck here!"

England: "-turns red once more-"

America: "Poland you know you don't have to stay here"

Russia: "Gilbo what have I told you about running away?"

Poland: "Ohmygod, I don't? Like, awesome! I was only here, cause like, Mattie threatened me with a horrible death glare. -into the phone- Liet, I'll be like, shopping in London. You should come buy me things, kay? -runs out IN A MINISKIRT-"

Prussia: squeaks again and moves backwards into the wall of the closet then swears angrily in German

Russia: walks in picks him up and brings him down stairs

England: "-is unconsciously cuddling into America's chest-"

Russia: "hmm do you have anything to drink comrade England"

Prussia: is still only in a towel "O-ore-sama wants beer!"

England: "-immediately lifts head- Y-Yes, I do. There's some in the fridge. I have plenty of beer as well."

England: "AND I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO PUT ON SOME CLOTHES, GILBERT!"

Prussia: "O-ore-sama is to epic for pants!"

England: "No, you're just too much of a pervert for trousers. -rolls eyes-"

Prussia: "Shut up ultra uke! and get Ore-sama a beer!"

England: "-shifts angrily in America's arms- Get it yourself, you bloody git."

Prussia: "Ore-sam--"

Russia: "Da, I shall get us some drinks~" turns and walks into the kitchen still carrying the mostly naked Prussia

Canada: M-Maybe if I-I pretend to still b-be u-unconscious, they'll a-all just f-forget about m-me, a-again.

Russia: "Matti we know your awake"

Canada: "-slightly sits up- B-But... I thought I-I was doing a-a good j-job at b-being unconscious...!"

England: "-glances back- Oh, I forgot you were still here."

Prussia: "BEER~~~~~~! Oh Matti we know these things you can't fool us"

Canada: "-perks up- G-Gilbert...?! Y-You're okay...?! -pause- W-Why did y-you leave m-me at Alfred's?"

Prussia: "uh...." looks to Russia then back at Canada

Russia: "Hm?"

Canada: "R-Right! -mutters- B-But, you s-still didn't think t-to b-bring me a-along..."

England: "...I feel like all of this is essentially what happened yesterday."

Prussia: "Beer~ beer~ BEER~~~~~!"

England: "-rubs temple- Must you be so bloody loud? -mutters to self- These goddamn painkillers better take effect soon..."

America: "I have more if you want them~"

England: "-turns red-"

Canada: -noticed the conversation- I-I really don't want to k-know...

America: "Well you want one?"

England: "I-If it was given to me normally, Alfred."

America: presses his lips against England's and pushes the painkillers into his mouth again

England: "-eyes pop open, but he doesn't gasp this time-"

England: "-uncomfortably swallows & pulls back- Y-YOU BLOODY G-GIT! I-I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!"

Canada: -quickly looks away- Ididn'tseethat, Ididn'tseethat, Ididn'tseethat...

America: "No~ you said to give it to you normally, so I did it's my normally for you~"

England: "Obviously I meant like a normal person would take them, git. You know, where someone hands them a pill, and they take it themselves?!"

Prussia: "Beer~ beer~~ BEER~~~~~~~~~~!"

England: "Why must you always be obnoxious, Gilbert...? -under his breath- Well, at least it looks like he won't be staying here anymore."

Prussia: "Why must you always be an ultra uke when you're with America?"

England: "-splutters-"

Prussia: "Russia grab more beer"

England: "J-Just how much of my beer do you think you're taking?!"

Prussia: "hmm ALL OF IT GET ALL OF IT RUSSIA!"

England: "YOU TOSSER, I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD HAVE ALL OF IT!"

Canada: D-Did nobody l-learn from last n-night that a-alcohol doesn't h-help...?

Prussia: "I WANT IT ALL! ORE-SAMA GET'S WHAT ORE-SAMA WANTS!"

England: "-shifts angrily & pauses- ...Wait, Alfred why are you still carrying me? Come to think of it, why did you pick me up in the first place?"

America: "uh.....I forgot"

America: "I think it cause I was bringing you in maybe"

Russia: takes all the beer he can carry well holding Prussia with one arm

Prussia: takes the rest of the beer

England: "...Right. -brief pause- So are you, erm...going to put me down?"

America: "When I think it's safe to"

England: "A-Alright... Though, I don't think Ivan means us any immediate harm. Him and Gilbert...-notices them- ARE JUST TAKING ALL OF MY BEER!"

Prussia: "You like rum anyway right?"

Prussia: "So why do you care"

England: "Right, s'not like all of that wasn't expensive, Gilbert. -grumbles-"

Prussia: "Pffttt money"

Russia: "Be nice Gilbo"

Prussia: "....is it me or were you really quiet for a long time?"

England: "-slouches back smugly in America's arms-"

Russia: "Oh I was thinking that's all"

Prussia: gulps "A-about what Ore-sama demands to know"

Canada: I w-wonder where K-Kumajiro w-went...

Prussia: "The bear can't even remember your name Mathew I don't think you should care"

Russia: "Listen to Gilbo Matti he's right you know"

Canada: -slumps back into the couch-

Canada: "-abrupt realization- W-Wait...! G-Gilbert you're i-in my head t-too...?"

England: "-sniffs America's jacket- Alfred, your bloody jacket smells like hamburgers. Do you keep them in the pockets or are you at blasted McDonalds that often?"

Prussia: see's England is distracted and drinks every last beer in the house like a Prussian

Russia: "oh you drank it all"

America: holds England closer "Of course I keep them in my pockets when I save them for lunch when I have breakfast"

England: -makes a face- "Your logic never ceases to amaze me, Alfred..."

Prussia: "Y'look silly England w'your in America's arms"

England: -reddens- "At least I'm not the slurring drunk."

Prussia: "Y'were last night"

England: "Oh, shut up, git."

Prussia: "I t'we should go buy s'ora beer"

England: -glances towards him- "Christ, Gilbert, how did you down that many already?"

Prussia: "Ca's I'm fucking a'esome"

England: -rolls eyes & yawns-

Russia: cuddles Prussia in his arms

England: "Oh bloody hell, I was boiling water for tea!"

Prussia: squeaks

America: "Oh right"

England: -sighs- "Well, I don't suppose I'll be having any tea anymore. I should turn it off."

Russia: giggles that creepy-ass giggle (we all love)

Prussia: "England y'must join u'in drinking ca's Ore-sama sa'so"

Russia: "Oh you want comrade England to join us Gilbo?"

England: "T-That's quite alright. I'm still recovering from last night's incident. I don't think alcohol is in my best interests right now."

Prussia: "Ore-sama demands y'drink with us'England!"

Russia: "Well then you shall join us comrade England da~?"

England: "I...um...er... -exhales- A-Alright, fine."

England: "-pauses-...Um, can you put me down, Al?"

America: "Okay Iggy" put's him down on the couch

England: -slowly stands up and makes his way to the kitchen to get some rum-

Prussia: "Mhmm" cuddles into Russia's chest to take a nap

Russia: giggles the creepy-ass giggle again and cuddles him close "Can you get me some vodka comrade England?"

England: "U-Um, sure... I-I'll check to see if I have any." Please dear god, let me have some here.