50 ways to annoy Darth Vader
Authors note
Jedi Squirrel: This is my first fanfic so don't kill me while I am eating twislers. I do NOT own Star Wars , Hannah Montana , Jonas Brothers , Twilight , or the song "Barbie Girl" . Enjoy or dislike very much just please enjoy.
1.) Change his theme song from "The Imperial March" to "Barbie Girl".
2.) Bedazzle his mask while he is sleeping.
3.) Legally change his name to Princess Vader.
4.) Tie him to a chair and make him watch Hannah Montana.
5.) Take him to a Jonas Brothers concert.
6.) Every five minutes knock on his helmet and scream "Can you hear me?!"
7.) Steal his lightsaber and turn it pink.
8.) Put 1440 alarm clocks in his room and make sure each one goes off for one different minute each day. (such as one wiil go off at 5:00 pm , another will go off at 5:01 pm , etc. )
9.) Laugh at him while he tries to turn off each clock every minute.
10.) Call him Ani when ever some one is near.
11.) Push all the button on his chest while asking him what they are all for.
12.) Stick magnets on him.
13.) Tell him Luke has a triplet.
14.) When he asks who, slap him and say "I am, DUH!"
15.) Mock his breathing.
16.) Give him a parrot and teach it to say "Ani" and sing the song that never ends.
17.) Crash his Star Destroyer.
18.) Tell him Obi-Wan did it.
19.) Paint his Star Destroyer yellow with blue stripes and pink sparkles.
20.) Make his stormtroopers throw him a surprise party.
21.) Paint his suit pink with silver sparkles.
22.) Show him the horrors of FanFiction.
23.) Buy him a super man cape.
24.) Put it on him when he isn't looking.
25.) Tell him "Vader I am your father."
26.) Watch him and laugh.
27.) Handcuff him to Jar Jar.
28.) Ask him how he eats.
29.) Spike everything he eats/drinks with caffeine.
30.) Buy a Darth Vader Halloween costume and make random commands to his stormtroopers. (such as: buy him 70 Hannah Montana posters.)
31.) Ask him if he is really a droid
32.) Talk to him nonstop (include ALOT of random things).
33.) Act like you are force-talking to Luke, turn to him and say "Vader, your son is dead."
34.) Laugh at his reaction.
35.) On his Star Destroyer put a cell phone under a computer desk and watch the computer make odd noises while the stormtroopers freak out trying to fix it.
36.) See if the same thing works on Vader.
37.) Force him to read Twilight.
38.) Laugh at him while he screams to stop.
39.) Throw him in a room full of insane fangirls.
40.) Speak like Yoda and follow Darth Vader around everywhere.
41.) Replace all his stormtroopers with llamas and his pilots with penguins.
42.) Always finish his sentences (make sure what you say is not going to be what he wants to say).
43.) Repeat everything he says.
44.) Follow him around and ask him questions all day.
45.) Get Luke to do the same.
46.) Give him false reports all day.
47.) When he gets close to you act like you are being force-choked.
48.) Wake him up at 3 in the morning by screaming there is a fire.
49.) Take the batteries out of his lightsaber or just give him a fake one.
50.) Put itching powder in his helmet.
But the ultimate way is to show Luke this list and tell him to follow the list.
Jedi Squirrel: Thank you for taking the time to read this it really means alot to me.
Darth Vader: I hate you.
Jedi Squirrel: Oh well at least I didn't have to read Twilight.
Darth Vader: (shivers and looks back at Jedi Squirrel) That was the worst book in the world.
Jedi Squirrel: Aww I wouldn't say that there may be some Twilight fans reading this. Besides it isn't the worst book in the world , even though I may personally hate it , the worst book in the world is when I tried to write one about legos.
Darth Vader: How bad was it?
Jedi Squirrel: Well it wasn't so bad. The only bad thing was , I made it out of legos.
Darth Vader: So...
My brother broke it , then I made a sword and super glued the pieces together so it would break. After I did that I started hitting my brother with it.
Darth Vader: Wow. Do you still have the sword?
Jedi Squirrel: Yes I do! (pulls out sword and hits Darth Vader on the head with it.)
Darth Vader: Ahhhh (runs from crazy girl holding the lego sword.)
Jedi Squirrel runs out the room chasing Vader while Luke walks in.
Luke: Um..... Please Review.