A/N: Hrm... A little scatter-brained here, but maybe Xion's epic creepiness is throwing Xiggy's thought processes off? Maybe?

Anyway, this is the end! Which means you don't have to put up with my crapsticks updating schedule until next month! XD Xaldin's up next, so I'm thinking I might branch off into a different style... Anywayz, we'll see!

I hope you enjoyed Xigbar's drabbles, and I promise I'll try harder next time to be professional! ^^; Until then!

Aha... Poppet unnerves me a little. I mean, I know what she is, and I know what she's supposed to look like - but she doesn't look like it! She's got the blue eyes, the blonde hair, the nose, the clothes peeking up from under her coat! And when she stands next to Blondie... Jeez it's like looking at creepy twins!

Then everyone goes and tells me she's a girl?!

Can anyone say freakish?

I don't have it as bad as Puppy Boy though! Haha! Apparently he sees her as a doll, wooden joints and everything from what I gather. Now wouldn't seeing a wooden puppet on invisible strings be enough to throw you for a loop? I dunno how the dude stands looking at her every morning.

I really must give Vex some congrats I suppose, since he made her an' all. She's a perfect dolly, fully functional and all that scientific hoo-hah. But really... Who would want to make a doll like her? Sure, she's gonna be awesome for the Organization's plans, she's gonna be super powerful and nab us heaps of Hearts - but seriously, she's kinda unpredictable. What if she starts like, sucking the life out of people (I'm thinking along the lines of Roxie since they're connected) or what if she turns zombie and destroys everyone?

A zombie doll that looks like a Keybearer from yonks ago? I really need to stomp on my imagination...

But the dudette's almost as clueless as Blondie! She doesn't understand anything! But you know, I feel most sorry for Axel. He's been landed with two little-kid best friends who are both fated to weild the Keyblade and have no chance of a happy ending. Not to mention they've both got a few gears loose and could go Scary-Sharp-Batshit-AWOL and start destroying everything in sight!

I dunno what Xemnas is thinking. Surely this is a bit of a gamble even for him. I don't even think Luxord would gamble with these stakes. I mean, I know everyone else is seeing this as a win-win type of thing, you know, even if one keybearer gets snuffed, there's a backup. But I dunno if it's that simple.

These kids aren't exactly what you'd call normal, and surely this could get super outta hand super quickly, yeah?

But it's not my place to butt in. Hehe... I'm just gonna sit back and let it take its course. These kids are too interesting to ignore. Xion is too interesting to ignore.

And wouldn't it be funny if this whole thing just blew up in our faces?