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The residents of Shanghai were rather baffled by the two vehicles that always travelled together: A silver Audi R8, along with a titanic Terex Hydraulic Excavator. Most of them simply deemed that the drivers of the vehicles were friends or something; others were more suspicious of the odd pairing. However, nothing was out of the ordinary with the vehicles.

Except for the fact they weren't vehicles.

The Audi R8 was actually a sentient, robotic being known as a Decepticon. He was a courier, great speed enabling him to deliver messages easily, while a powerful sniper and saw blades made him deadly. He was called Sideways.

The Excavator was a massive Decepticon called Demolisher. He was part of the Constructicon team, and was a brutal warrior, deadly shoulder launchers firing and massive arms swinging as he drove on two huge wheels like a unicycle.

OF DEATH!

These two, however, were bored.

Bored. Bored. Bored.

Parked in their usual spaces by a power plant, the two Decepticons were resting. It was almost sunrise in Shanghai and they were waking up.

Radio link was established.

"Hey, Demolisher!"

"What?"

"I'm bored as the Pit!"

"Then go stare at humans again, you lustful little pest."

"At least I stare at the opposite gender!"

"Oh, I see. How about you shove that big mouth up your exhaust pipe, you little bitch."

"Up yours! I could snipe your ugly-ass face off easily!"

"I would rip off your interface cable and make you ingest it before you could blink!"

"At least I have one!"

"I have one! And I use it on the opposite gender, unlike you!"

"How? You're a head, two wheels and arms. Unless you do it with your face!"

"Better then yours!"

"Overgrown lump of shit!"

"Cowardly little fag!"

"At least I don't have an orgy and make an orgy robot!"

"At least I get some!"

"Bitch!"

"Starscream's bitch!"

"Wait a second! I have an idea!"

"You? An idea? They don't go together."

"Ha ha, faggot. Seriously, listen. We should play a prank-call on Starscream!"

"Hey! That actually sounds fun!"

"Thought so. I'll go first."

Contacting Air Commander Starscream.

Waiting.

"Sideways, report."

"Hey Star. Listen, I need your help."

"What with? Your sexuality? There's no hope for you."

"Shut up. Is a Decepticon called I-suck-Devastator's-balls there?"

"I-suck-Devastator's-balls?"

"HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!! You suck balls! You little gay bitch!"

Sideways quickly shut off the link as he and Demolisher roared with hysterical laughter, as Starscream's garbled swearing made it through the closing link. Demolisher quickly opened a link.

"By the Allspark, that was funny!"

"Pit yeah!"

"Let's prank call Bonecrusher!"

"You're suicidal, Demolisher!"

"I know! Hang on, I'm gonna call him!"

Contacting Warrior Bonecrusher.

Waiting.

"Demolisher. What the hell do you want?"

"Your mum."

"YOU LITTLE-"

The link was quickly shut off. The two Decepticons roared with laughter.

"Dear Fallen, this is awesome!"

"Pit yeah!"

"My turn! I'm gonna call Alice!"

Contacting Pretender Alice.

Waiting.

"Hey Sideways."

"Hi, Alice."

"What do you want?"

"Your ass and my cables to meet!"

"PERVERT!"

Sideways cut off the link, as he and Demolisher laughed even harder.

Oh yes. The residents of Shanghai were baffled. Especially by how there seemed to be laughter coming from two empty vehicles...

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