A/N: Please have an imagination…the format sucks but just bear with me. My twelve-year old little sister wrote this and she's not really all that good, but i had to posted it 4 her anyway.

Scene 1

(Recording Studio. The guys are in the sound booth annoying Gustavo by ignoring everything he says.)

Kendall: PANTS ON THE GROUND!

James: PANTS ON THE GROUND!

Carlos: LOOKIN' LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!

Logan: GET IT UP! HEY! PANTS ON THE GROUND!

Gustavo: Stop! Stop! STOP!

(Guys stop singing.)

Gustavo: That is not the song I told you to memorize. That was…that was just…I don't even know what that was! All I know is that you boys are just ignoring everything I say!

James: That's the goal.

Carlos: Yep.

Gustavo: AAAAHHH!

(Gustavo turns to Kelly.)

Gustavo: I'm taking a coffee break…

(Gustavo leaves.)

Kelly: Great job, guys.

Kendall: Thanks!

Kelly: But I think you're going a little overboard.

Logan: Really?

Kendall: Kelly, I don't think you understand what we're trying to do here!

James: Exactly. You know how people are treated really well when it's birthday? We are trying our hardest to make Gustavo irritated.

Carlos: Right. Then he'll think we forgot his birthday!

Logan: So he doesn't suspect a thing about the surprise party we're throwing him later at the Palm Woods.

Kelly: No, I know what you're doing, I just don't think it's necessary.

Kendall: Well we do!

Carlos: And it's a lot of fun to make Gustavo angry, so it's a win-win.

(Kelly doesn't look convinced.)

Logan: Okay, we're doing it mainly because it's fun to make Gustavo angry.

James: But, its also for his own good!

Carlos: Yeah!

(Kelly rolls her eyes.)

Kelly: You teenage boys have serious problems…

(Carlos nods. James hits him.)

Carlos: What?

Kelly: Anyway, did you make sure everything's ready for the party?

Kendall: Yep. I took care of it personally.

(Kelly's phone rings. She picks it up. Kendall turns to Logan.)

Kendall: Hey, Logan, did you make sure everything's ready for the party?

Logan: Yep. The decorations are ready, the DJ already set-up, and the caterer is coming at six. Oh, and Freight Train's gonna be our bouncer!

Kendall: Okay, so I guess we're all set.

James: Totally. I have my entrance planned, my outfit picked out, and a hot date that can't wait to go!

Kendall: Wait, you have a date?

Logan: Who'd you ask?

James: Camille.

Carlos: (disgusted) Camille?

Kendall: Why didn't you ask Jo or something?

James: I'm kinda scared to talk to Jo after my…manspray incident, and all three Jennifers said no, so Camille agreed to go with me if Logan was going to be there. (looks at Logan) Which you will be!

(Kelly hangs up the phone.)

Kelly: Guys, that was Gustavo who just called. He says to cut rehearsal short today.

Carlos: Why?

Kelly: He didn't say. Probably just stress from your ridiculous plan.

James: Oh…well then…

Kendall: It's okay. My mom can pick us up.

Carlos: Sounds good.

Logan: Oh, Kelly! Before you leave, can you do us a huge favor?

Kelly: What is it?

Logan: Could you get Gustavo to come to the Palm Woods pool tonight at seven-thirty? That's when the party starts.

Kelly: Sure, leave me with the hard job…

Carlos: That's what she said!

Kelly: CARLOS!

(James hits him.)

Carlos: What?