This is pretty much Ema and Klavier's conversation mentioned in my other story "Unlikely friendship". You don't need to have read it to read this, although I'd be greatful if you did! To fill you in, this is a sixteen-year-old Ema and Klavier. If you like, review. if you hate, review. Just review, ok?

Meaningless Banter

"Fraulein, have you ever heard of the blue badger?"

"Everyone has. Why?"

"I think it's a perfect band mascot!"

"Why?"

"It just radiates the witty authority of the police force, ja?"

"No, what it radiates is bad craftsmanship."

"Why do hate him, Fraulein?"

"It's not a him it's an it!"

"Why is that?"

"Because it's made of plywood."

"Plywood has feelings too!"

"No, it doesn't."

"But how would plywood feel if it could, hmm?"

"Scientifically speaking, I don't have to answer your question. Plywood does not have feelings, so it doesn't matter what it would feel if it could, does it?"

"Ah, Fraulein, use your imagination!"

"I am. Scientifically speaking, you use your imagination all the time. Subconsciously!"

"Well use it consciously!"

"No! Plywood does not feel. It undulates."

"Ich verstehe nicht."

"It undulates, understand, German-speaking glimmer-boy?"

"Nein."

"It wiggles around in a creepy, way! Get it?"

"I always get it. I was merely testing you, Fraulein."

"Grrr..."

"Oh, no! I am so afraid of the rabid Fraulein Skye!"

"Shut it, fop! All I'm saying is that the blue badger is a creepy undulating piece of plywood!"

"..."

"Say something!"

"The blue badger does not undulate, it dances!"

"In a creepy, undulating manner, yes, it does dance."

"It's supposed to be witty!"

"It's not witty! It's an undulating piece of plywood from the darkest realms of Detective Gumshoe's warped imagination, and deserves to be left alone!"

"Are you sure about that?"

"Why wouldn't I be?"

"Because I heard that it was made by Prosecutor Edgeworth's favourite detective. And that Miles Edgeworth himself said it was the most wonderful creation in the world!"

"No, Prosecutor Edgeworth referred to it as 'that thing' when it was mentioned in court!"

"Why was it mentioned in court? You didn't go as far as to sue it, did you?"

"No!"

"Ja!"

"No!"

"Ja!"

"No!"

"No!"

"Ja!"

"Ah-ha! Got'cha!"