Okay, this is the final chap! Sorry, last time I lied... I just wasn't too fond of the ending. :) Anyway, I might add an Epilogue, but for now, please review!

Disclaimer: Check out the previous chaps

PS--Check out another Rosalie/Jacob story (this less humorous and more angsty) that I wrote called "Beauty and the Beast". :) That will be a much longer story, and I gave up on this story so I could work harder on that. :)

Rosalie's POV

This automatically sucked. It sucked more than sucking could suck. As if sucking blood wasn't sucky enough even for this sucky situation. Ughhhh!!! I wanted to close my eyes and count to ten like my human mom told me to do when I was, well, human. I wanted to die, burn up in ashes, each beautiful piece of me in little, little, little tiny pieces all thrown in fires and... this is getting redundant, isn't it?

Long-story short, I wanted to be dead. And from the look on Renesmee's face, we, as in Jacob and I, were going to die. Slowly and painfully.

Donna cleared her throat and whispered, "Let this all be over, the beast and the blonde, let there be no harm, for things have changed, they've learned to love, let this be erased, let this be erased---," Suddenly, a white flash hit my pupils and before I knew it, I was back in the living room.

"Jacob's here," Bella called from the kitchen, writing things down in a spiral pink notebook Esme got her for Christmas.

Alice scrunched up her nose. "Eww, so that's what I smelled," she moaned, pinching her nose bridge.

Whoa. Major case of de ja vu.

At that exact moment, Jacob Black entered the house. He looked surprised. "Uhh, hi Bella, Alice, Rosalie. Is Renesmee here?" he glanced around nervously. Alice left to take some Tylenol and Bella cocked her head, sensing that Jacob was tense.

"Everything all right, Jake?" asked Bella. "Did something happen?" Jacob and I exchanged looks, both of us somewhat relieved and freaked out all in a huge bundle of emotional mess... and love was somewhere in there too.

I sighed and said, "Oh, you don't know the half of it."

Did you like it? :) Please review and tell me what you think!