This is how I think 9-tails talks to Naruto.

Italics will be 9-tails.

Warning: CRACK FIC!

Naruto was just going about his day, he finished training, eating, even bathing. He was only sitting at the kitchen table when the sealed-fox pestered him.

Naruto Uzumaki.

Um... Hi?

I am God and hear me Rawr.

OhEmGee, THERE'S A VOICE IN MY HEAD!

You're a dumb kit, you know that right?

No one is dumb as a banana!

...

And you know it!

Hey kit?

Yes Fox

Did someone drop you on your head? When you were younger?

Totally!

In my thousands of years -as a fox- I have never seen someone as dumb. As---

ME!!! Yay, I'm spesh-al! (Yes I spelled it that way)

Yes you are kit.

Hey fox?

Yes idiot?

I'm gunna go to bed.

I know.

STALKER!

I know...

And with that Naruto Uzumaki went to sleep, dreaming about the one and only 9-tailed Fox and a boat load of ramen.