A/N: So...this one-shot (the latest in a long line from me) was another random one. I'm pretty happy right now, because with my last two one-shots, I crossed the 100,000 words archived landmark! I'm very proud of myself :D For basically no reason. I think this might be my 20th one-shot, too. Anyways - this one-shot is more experimentation. In this one, it's just dialogue. I know it sounds boring, but please read it anyways. And let me know your thoughts when you're done. Thanks! This is for everyone who told me they liked my one-shots and more. Here you go! :)

To Love and to Loathe

"Sonny."

"Chad. What are you doing here? This is my show's territory. Get out."

"Ooh, possessive. Just kidding. What do you think I'm doing here? I came to check on my favorite Random, of course! Not to mention Condor Studios' newest Blossom Scout."

"Don't even try that flattery. It's not going to work."

"Why so cloudy, Sunny?"

"Ha, ha. You're so funny, aren't you? Not."

"Aw, come on, sunshine. You can't still be mad at me. I was only acting! It's my profession, I couldn't help it!"

"First of all, it was only yesterday, so I can still be mad at you. And secondly, you weren't acting - you were choking!"

"Acting."

"No, I'm not starting this again! Just leave, Chad."

"Why should I?"

"Because I want you to leave!"

"You want me to leave?"

"Yes!"

"Could that mean that I can't stay here?"

"Yes!"

"Well, now I have to stay here."

"You're impossible."

"Impossible to resist? I know, I know."

"No. Impossible. Sometimes I think I hate you."

"Really, Sonny? Really?"

"You just made right now into one of those times."

"Aw, Sonny, I'm hurt."

"Don't even go there."

"You really hate me?"

"Right now? Yes."

"But – but - "

"Chad."

"Fine. But if you're going to 'hate' me, you might as well use a better word."

"Excuse me?"

"Hate is such a – such a juvenile word to use. So first grade."

"First grade? Are you saying that I sound like a first grader?"

"Hey, you said it, not me."

"Fine. I detest you. I loathe you."

"Much better."

"How is that better? Those describe my hatred in stronger terms, meaning that I hate you even more than simply just hate! And you think that's better?"

"Well, yeah. After all, your feelings are so strong for me that they should be described using strong words. No matter what the feeling."

"Feelings?"

"Mhm."

"My feelings for you?"

"I do believe that's what I just said."

"I do believe you're wrong! I have no feelings for you."

"But you just said you hate me. Hatred is a feeling."

"I stand by what I said before. You're impossible."

"But you have feelings for me. Feelings so strong that they have to be expressed beyond a first grade level of vocabulary."

"If you say so, Chad."

"I do say so. Haven't you been listening?"

"Mhm. I've been listening. Unfortunately."

"You don't just hate me. You loathe me. You don't just like me. You adore me. You don't just love me. You love me."

"I beg your pardon?"

"You heard me."

"I? Love you?"

"Yup."

"First of all, no. Second of all, what the heck? And third of all, there is no difference between loving you and loving you."

"First of all, yes. Second of all, stop denying it. Denial doesn't suit you. And third of all, you admitted that you love me. So there."

"No, I didn't! I simply don't see the difference between love and love."

"No, it's not between love and love. It's between just love and love. There is no 'just love.' Just would imply that it's hardly anything. Which it isn't, obviously. It's much more. Or just would imply that it just happened. Which it didn't, at least not for you and me. Or just would imply that it's fair. Which it also obviously is not. Evidently, since you love me. Is that really fair that I'm the one stuck with you loving me?"

"Shut up. Besides, I still don't love you. I loathe you, remember?"

"Did you know that to love and to loathe are pretty similar?"

"What?"

"You know. They're spelled almost the same, they're both extremely passionate – don't give me that look, sunshine – they're pronounced kinda the same, and a bunch more. They're pretty much the whole 'two sides of the same coin' thing."

"…I don't know exactly what to say to that."

"You could say that I'm right. I know I am, but it never hurts to have it reaffirmed."

"Reaffirmed? Really, Chad? Really?"

"Mhm. That's much higher than first grade right there. It's almost as strong as to love and to loathe."

"Can we not talk about that anymore?"

"Why? Feeling uncomfortable? Have I struck too close to home?"

"Chad."

"Yes?"

"Shut up."

"Tell me you love me and maybe I will."

"Why would I do that? I'm not that good of an actress."

"True. So I guess you'll just have to mean it."

"But I can't mean it. That's impossible."

"Impossible? Or impossible to admit?"

"Impossible. Definitely."

"Is it, Sonny? Is it really?"

"Shut up!"

"You know how you can make me."

"I won't."

"Say it."

"No."

"Say it!"

"No!"

"Then I guess I'll just have to keep talking…"

"No!"

"Then say mmmffffttt!"

"Happy now?"

"…"

"Ha. I got you to shut up without even saying it."

"You just kissed me."

"Yes. I know."

"Then you definitely love me!"

"Loathe you. Not love you."

"Nope. It's love. I'm sure of it."

"If you say so."

"I do."

"That sounds awkward after a kiss. Don't do that again."

"You plan to kiss me again, sunshine? I won't object."

"Just – stop. Will you go now?"

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Good."

"Good."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Good. I'll see you later, sunshine."

"Don't blow me kisses. It's awkward."

"Then I guess I'll have to give you a real one."

"No, that's mmmfffttt!"

"Mhm. That's what I thought. Love ya, sunshine."

"Love you too – oh, crap."

"Ha! Knew it."

"Whatever. Get out of here."

"Goodbye, my love."

"I loathe you."

"I know you do. Love you too."

He's impossible.

A/N: I just love fluff. Review? Thanks. :D