I own nothing. This is pointless insanity because I felt like torturing…well just read the fic and you will find out.

Voodoo Who Do?

"I can't believe we are doing this," Lance sighed.

"Hey you wanna defeat the X-Geeks or not?" Pietro asked.

"This is silly," Fred said.

"It is not!" Todd snapped.

They were standing around a huge stewpot in the kitchen. Pietro was dressed in black. "Hey any power we can get to beat the X-Geeks is worth a try! Here we go! Double Double toil and bubble. Give the X-Geeks nothing but trouble!"

"That's not how it goes," Todd told him.

"Hey it's my magic cauldron so I can say what I want!" Pietro snapped.

"Pietro" Lance sighed. "It's a stewpot you swiped from K-Mart."

"Quiet," Pietro hissed and threw some herbs in. "Magic cauldron hear my call! Curse the one who started it all! Magic cauldron I confess! Curse the one who started this mess! Magic cauldron hear my plea! Curse the one who's made our lives a misery!"

"Hey Harry Potter are you sure you're doing that right?" Todd asked.

"Hey this book of spells says to follow this charm," Pietro pointed out. "It's an ancient book of power with mystic spells and charms that are more powerful than beyond your imagination."

"Yeah Waldenbooks does carry the books with the most potent spells," Lance groaned. "Copyright 1999. Oh yeah that's old."

"Look do you wanna get back at Xavier or not?" Pietro snapped.

"Okay, okay what do we do next?" Fred sighed.

"We take the doll and swing it over the cauldron," Pietro held up a little doll tied up with string. He swung it around. "Oops! It fell in," He used some salad tongs to pick it out of the pot and shook it off. "Okay, now we have to get a lock of Xavier's hair…"

"Hello, the guy is bald!" Todd snapped.

"Oh yeah," Pietro said. "Well it's worth a shot. We'll just have to try it without it. Okay," Pietro took a pin and stuck it in the doll's left arm. "Take that Xavier!"

Meanwhile in a mansion far away…

"OUCH!" Magneto, the Master of Magnetism rubbed his arm. "What was that?"

"Now we'll do the other arm," Pietro stuck in another pin.

"OW!" Magneto shouted.

"And now both legs!"

"YEOWCH!"

"Hello the guy's legs are paralyzed!" Todd said. "Here, let me do one. Let's give him a headache!" He jabbed the pin in the head.

"AGGGHH!" Magneto jumped out of his chair.

"Let me do that," Fred stuck a pin in the doll's stomach.

"OH MOMMA THAT HURTS!"

"Fred that's a bit low to be the stomach," Lance told him. He took a pin. "There's the stomach!"

"AGGGH!"

"Let's give him another headache!" Pietro stabbed him in the head several times.

"OW!" Magneto screamed in his mansion. "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? CHARLES ARE YOU DOING THIS?"

"Hey let's give him a hotfoot!" Lance passed a lit match underneath the doll's feet.

Magneto raced around his mansion in circles. "OWIE! OWIE! OWIE! OWIE!"

"Let's give him a real headache now!" Todd took the doll and banged it on its head on the counter several times.

"OW! What…OW…is…OW…going…OWWW…on…OWWW…HERE?" Magneto found himself banging his head against the floor several times. "OW!"

"Aw let's face it guys this is stupid," Lance sighed.

"Yeah there's no way this stuff could work for real," Fred sighed, idly taking the doll and sticking a pin in it's backside.

"AGGGH!"

"Yeah you're right," Pietro took the doll. "Let's go watch TV!"

"Hey! Wrestling's on!" Todd hopped up and down excitedly.

"Cool!" Pietro threw the doll to the ground, immediately forgetting about it. The boys ran out to watch TV, trampling over the doll in the process.

Back in his mansion, Magneto lay on the floor in agony. "If I didn't know better," He grumbled. "I'd say those idiots in Bayville were behind this!"