Jacob Take Your Pants Off by Undead Priestess Shashaiti

[Author's Note: LOL, the inspiration just came to me, and I wrote it. My 4th fic, 1st one to do with Twilight. It's very short… it's a song through Edward's point of view to Jacob. It was mean to be sung while playing guitar and I can really picture the vocals of Green Day singing this. Really, I want to see that before I die. What can I say? LOL!!!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS OR ANYTHING ELSE OF THE TWILIGHT SAGA; THIS IS NON-PROPHIT AND IS FOR AMUSEMENT. PLEASE DON'T SUE ME. YOUR COPYRIGHT IS VALID AND AWESOME. …HOWEVER, I DID WRITE THESE LYRICS MYSELF, I'LL OWN UP TO THAT.]

Hey there Jacob

The door was unlocked

So I thought that I would let myself come in.

I have something to tell you,

And it's more than just important,

You'll never look at me the same again.

Now don't tell Bella, but I like screwing 'round with fellas

Every now and again, once in a while.

Don't stop me, Jacob,

I know you really want it

Because I can read your freakin' mind.

Jacob, take your pants off……

Jacob take your pants off.

When you walk around shirtless,

It turns me on like crazy,

You have no idea what things go through my head.

My little weirwolf boyfriend,

You make me want to howl at your full moon-

If you want to, we can do it doggy style.

Yeah you smell like a wet dog,

And I think it's pretty rugged,

It makes me want to run 'round naked in the woods.

Do you use puppy shampoo?

Because your hair's soft like that,

I want to get familiar with all of you.

Jacob, take your pants off……

Jacob, take your pants off.

Now, in your bed,

I like being in your head,

And I guess I'm in some other places, too…

Like your heart, shot with an arrow,

And somewhere else that's narrow,

I'd love to lay here forever with you…

I see you notice that I sparkle…

Jacob, take your pants off…..

Jacob take your pants off……

Jacob, take your pants off…..

Jacob, take your pants off…..

Too late, I took them off for you.