Some of the stuff in this chapter is seriously messed up! Just thought you'd like to know.

Jaedon and Mitchie's Prison talk

For Male: Touch me, when I drop the soap and you'll be neutered like a dog with a spoon… uh huh!

For Female: Touch me, when I drop the soap, and I'll cut off your breasts with a plastic knife… uh huh, I went there!

Mummy, Daddy, Darling section

"Mummy, when I grow up I'm gonna shoot you in the head!" "Why darling?" "Because you piss me off!"

"Daddy when I grow up can you teach me how to blow you up?" "Why darling?" "Because you piss me off!"

"Mummy... How are Babies made?" "Well honey... when two people love each other very much, they go to bed and sleep. But this is a special kind of sleep as they do it naked..." "Mummy?" "Yes Darling?" "Don't lie, tell me how babies are made... Or I'll blow you up!" "... Okay Darling... can you please put that gun away?"

Lesbian (NO offence to lesbians! You guys are actually pretty cool!)

Jaedon with her cousins (NO this did NOT happen and no Jaedon isn't a lesbian):

"Jaedon, are you a lesbian?"

"Yes, I LOVE guys!"

"So you aren't a lesbian?"

"No, Guys are AWESOME!"

During PE Theory (This is actually true

(Looking up image for photo shopping) Jaedon: "I'd hate for them to enlarge my boobs, 'cause they are large enough as it is." Somemone: "Really, who woulda thunk it!"

Messed Up (We actually came up with this with a bunch of our friends... lol)

Jaedon (NOT TRUE): "So Butterball married this man and had a child. She then divorced him and Married me… who was her daughter's sister… so I'm married to my mother. I am also the Grandmother and Auntie of my sister/daughter's daughter and I am "supposedly" married to GJ? And I am a lesbian with my Mother….?"

Other Person: "... Yeah…"

Jaedon: "… I seriously need counselling!"

On the Bus

*Listening to IYiYiY by Cody Simpson* B B B Barry: I swear you can do the soulja boy dance to this song! Jaedon and Maddy: You can! *Start doing the Soulja boy dance.*

Ways to answer the Phone

"Ello, Poppet!"

"Moshi Moshi!"

"Yellow!"

"Hiya Barbie!"

"Piss off…" (I was annoyed at my sister for this so…)

"Hi Ken!"

"Like OMG looks who calling!"

"Boo!"

"Bye!" (And when saying goodbye: "HI!")

"Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring Banana Phone!"

"Hi-de-bi (it's a language Jaedon and her sis talk!)

"Don't want any!"

On the Bus

Salli to new girls on the bus: You'll soon realise this isn't a normal bus!

Jaedon: Definitely not! Haha!

While on a sugar high

WOOT! *bangs head back and forth in tune with a song* (thank god it was night time, otherwise K, R and Jaedon will be screwed… and M you do know US!)

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