Vash and Co stumble through a portal and find themselves in present day... New Jersey? HousexTrigun crossover.

Author's Note: Veronica Cuddy is my House character, she is also Cuddy's younger sister. You will learn more about Veronica or 'Nicky' as the story progresses. Trigun is an animated series, but when they go through the portal, they are 'in the flesh', so to speak. Vash is not 7ft tall, he is 6ft 5in. This my first fan fiction crossover, so I hope you like it. Please review!

Disclaimer!:I DO NOT own Trigun or House. All rights of ownership go to their respective writers. One more disclaimer; there is a medical procedure I will mention in the story, but IT DOES NOT EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vash, Wolfwood, Merle, Millie were wandering around the abandoned city for hours. They had no idea where they were or what the name of the place was. All they knew was, they were tired and it was very late. Millie yawned. "I'm tired. Can we stop and find a hotel or something?"

"If we can find a place." said Vash.

Wolfwood was trying to hold up his massive cross and then he gave up. He dropped the cross then to his knees. "Ugh, lets stop needle noggin'. I'm tired."

"He is right Vash. We need to rest." said Merle.

"Hey look! It's a house. We can rest there for the night!" exclaimed Merle.

"Okay, we'll stop." said Vash wearily.

They went into the house, only to find it torn apart. Dishes shattered on the floor. Chairs overturned. Upstairs there were no sheets on the beds. Clothes scattered about the hall. Books were all over the floor. There was even an empty deposit box under a bed. The group had finished searching the house and met in the living room or what was left of it. There was only a couch and a chair left of it, both in poor condition. Merle and Millie sat on either side of Wolfwood on the couch, while Vash sat on the chair. Wolfwood lit a cigarette and breathed in. "It's like a tornado went through this town. Blowing it off the face of the planet." he said.

"Yeah and I wonder what town we're in." said Millie.

"Does it matter Millie? We're too far away from any other town to know where we are." stated Merle.

"I think we might be close to my orphanage." said Wolfwood with his cigarette in his mouth.

"Really Mr. Priest?" asked Millie eagerly.

"Yeah, I think so. I marked a path somewhere around here so I knew where to find it. If we are close, I can't wait for you to meet all those kids! You'll really love them." said Wolfwood.

"How many orphans do you have?" asked Merle.

"Close to twenty." he says. "Most of 'em are from the City of July incident."

Vash quietly sighed. "Lets go to bed." The three on the couch looked at him. Vash had been awfully quiet those past few days they were traveling. While they were clearing out the living room, Vash was silent. Finally they got the couch out of the way and brought the two mattresses down from upstairs for the girls. When Millie and Merle were sound asleep, Vash and Wolfwood stayed up for another 5 minutes then they fell dead asleep. While they slept, they dreamed colorful dreams. Millie and Merle somehow both dreamed about a well deserved vacation. Wolfwood dreamed about his orphanage, and all those kids who were there had a home. But Vash's dream was the most colorful. He dreamed of a world full of lively plants and animals. Bright vibrant flowers and the luminous blue sky stretched on forever. He so wanted to live in that world. Not a dry vast waste land. Little did they know that their world was about to change. Their dreams started merge. They saw each other in dreamland. They talked and even met the orphans at Wolfwood's orphanage. They enjoyed this bizarre dream. They foursome were walking the orphaned kids down the beach when all of a sudden went black.

What just happened to Vash & Co? Stay tuned for the next chapter to find out!!