*As much as i would love to.... i do not own naruto or any of its characters. Though if i did there would be a lot of lonely girls through out the series ^.^*
Chapter One
"Hidan get your Jashin damned ass out of the fucking shower NOW!!" My mom screamed pounding on the fucking door. "I swear to Jashin if you use up all of the damn hot water I'll –"
"You can wait to take a fucking shower!! You don't have work today so you can calm your damn pants!" I screamed just as the water ran cold "Besides its cold already!"
"Hidan you ungrateful bastard! I swear if you don't get out of there right now I'm going to come in there and yank you out by your Jashin damned hair!!!!" she shrieked
"Give me a fucking minute woman! Fuck! The door's locked anyway" I yelled back shaking my hair out and wrapping a towel around it.
"Hidan!!"
"Give me a fucking minute!!" I muttered under my breath reaching for another towel to wrap around my waist.
"Hidan!!!!"
Ah-ha! Found one. Smiling triumphantly I wrapped it around my waist and wrenched the door open to come face to face with my glaring mother. "I'm out… happy?"
"Not at all. Now care to explain why you need to dirty two fucking towels you miserable excuse for a human being?" she growled snatching my towel off my head.
"For my fucking hair. My hair has to be towel dried until its only a little damp then slicked back, sprayed, and then blow dried." I explained "And incase you didn't know I need a fucking towel to do that or the whole Jashin damned process is just fucked up."
"I swear it's like I have a teenage daughter and not a son" she grumbled to herself throwing my towel in my face.
"I swear it's like I have a teenage daughter and not a son" I mocked walking to my room "You love me anyway"
"Just get your girly ass ready for school." She groaned. "The bus will be here in ten minutes."
"I can't be ready in ten minutes!! I still have to get dressed, towel dry my hair, gel it back, spray it, AND fucking blow dry it!!!"
"Well guess that means you better make it fast." My dear mother chucked darkly "Maybe if you hadn't decided to take forever in the Jashin damned shower you'd have more time to get ready."
I glared at her for a few seconds before storming to my room and slamming my door shut. "Damn it." Moving quickly I dried my hair threw on my uniform, which as school uniforms go was pretty kick ass. Black slacks, matching shirt and a red tie, ran a comb through my hair slicked it back, stuffed my books into my bag, shoved my pocket knife into my pants pocket, and ran to the bathroom… which, unfortunately was shut. "MOM!!!"
"Yes?" she answered in a singsong voice
"I need to get in there!!!" I whined beating the door "My hair spray's in there and I need to use the fucking dryer!!"
"I'll be out in a minute."
"MOM!!"
"Hold on I'll be out in a fucking second!" she snapped
I bounced up and down on the balls of my feet as the toilet flushed and the sink water turned on. "MOM!"
"There! I'm out!" she snapped as I shoved past her
"Yeah thanks." I muttered spraying my hair and blow drying it.
After eight minutes I bounded into the kitchen and grabbed a muffin off the counter
"I see you're ready" my dad observed smiling
"You thought I was gonna miss the fucking bus didn't you?" I smirked
He grinned "You did. Hmm guess that means you're walking"
"Fuck"
"You're late Hidan… again" Mr. Tatakichi sighed as I walked into first period English. "I have to give you a detention"
"Yeah I know." I muttered taking my usual seat next to Kakuzu.
"I honestly have no idea how your passing all your classes." Kakuzu mumbled "You hardly ever show up to any of them or pay attention when you do."
"It's 'cause I'm that good." I grinned "Besides, Jashin-Samma doesn't care if I do good in school or not"
"Oh yeah I forgot all he cares about is blood, swearing, and what was it? Dumb asses?" Kakuzu scoffed
"Are you mocking Jashin-Samma?! 'Cause I swear to him if you are I will sacrifice your heathen ass!!" I screamed pointing in his face.
"Get your damn finger out of my face before I break it."
"I'd like to see you try." I scoffed waving my hand in front of his face. "See you're too much of a puss-"
I was cut off as Kakuzu's hand shot out and grabbed mine, squashing it. "What were you saying?" He chuckled darkly
"AHHH! You fucking heathen bastard!!!!! My fucking hand you're breaking my fucking hand!! Lemme go!! Lemme go!!" I screamed fighting back tears of pain.
"Kakuzu! Hidan! Office now!!" Mr. Tatakichi roared
"But. But-"
"No buts! Both of you office now!"
"Fucking asstard. You didn't have to break my fucking hand." I grumbled holding my now jank hand in my lap.
"I told you to move your hand"
"Yeah but you didn't have to fucking break it!" I whined
"It's not broken."
"Bull shit! You fucking bro-"
"Hidan. Kakuzu. You can come in now." The principal called from in his office.
Slowly we got up and walked into the small room. "You're a shitty friend you know that right?" I muttered
"Yet you're still around."
"Screw off fuck-face"
"Hey 'Dan. You and Kakuzu get in another fight in English again?"
I glanced up to see Deidara and Sasori walking out of the principal's office. Dei had a black eye, Sasori had scratches across his face, and both ad their uniforms were torn. "Yeah. Did you two get into another fucking fight?"
"We wouldn't fight if this brat accepted that true art lasts forever."
"There wouldn't be any fights if Sasori no Danna could just accept that art is a bang and therefore fleeting."
"Danna?" I knit my eyebrows in confusion. "What's up with that?"
"I dunno… it uhh slipped out" Dei sputtered turning red "besides don't you guys have to go in there?"
"Yeah." Kakuzu muttered pushing me towards the door.
"Oh and just so you know Madara's in a shitty mood. He just suspended us for two weeks." Sasori warned shoving Deidara towards the exit.
"Thanks for the warning"
"No problem."
"Kakuzu! Hidan! I'm waiting!" Madara yelled.
"We're coming."
When we got into the room Madara was sitting behind his desk rubbing his head. "Care to tell me why you're here this time?"
"Kakuzu broke my fucking hand!"
"It's not broken."
"Yes it is!!"
"No its-"
"Enough!!!" Madara cut us off "We're only halfway through the first marking period, that's only five weeks, and this is the sixth time you've been sent down here this period for fighting in class. I'm not even going to bring up the countless other times you two have been sent down here separately for swearing, disrupting class, skipping class, smoking, coming in drunk-"
"Alright old man we get it. We're too much for you to handle." I cut in. "So what are we talking here? A couple days of detention?"
"You're both suspended for a week! And if either of you get sent down here again I'll give you six days then seven and so forth. Now get out of my office and wait for your parents to come get you!"
"Dad?! Fuck, your picking me up?" I groaned standing up when my dad entered the main office.
"Yeah. I told your mom I'd pick you up seeing as I'm on my way to chemo and I need someone to drive me back anyway."
"Oh, so does that mean you're not mad at me?"
"Not in the least. I'm furious and your mother is absolutely livid. You're lucky I picked you up and not her." He informed me "And quit frankly the week of suspension doesn't help her mood."
We were interrupted as Kakuzu's mom came through the door and pushed past us to get to Kakuzu. "Do you honestly think I enjoy being called at work to come get you simply because you can't not fight with him for more than a few days?!" She snapped.
"Sorry mom I-"
"Sorry? Your brother didn't even give me this much trouble when he went here. I can't just keep leaving my job to come haul your butt home."
"Christ mom I'm sorry. It wasn't even a fight, I just grabbed his hand and he spazzed." Kakuzu muttered.
"It was my fault. I stuck my hand in his face then flipped shit when he tried to move it." I admitted sheepishly.
"Of course it's your fault. It's always your fault. Every time I have to come pick him up from the office you're right next to him."
"Um Kana I'm sure Hidan's not the only one at blame, if Kakuzu's in here then it's his fault too." My dad pointed out.
"Well that's only because your son is a bad influence and takes after you." She criticized. "Come on Kakuzu."
"I can drive myself mom… you only had to come to make sure you knew I was in trouble" Kakuzu growled under his breath.
"Fine get your ass home, and you better go home too. I'm going back to work and I'll be calling your brother and sister to make sure you go straight there." She snapped storming outr of the office.
"Come on Hidan we have to go too. I'm already late for my appointment thanks to you."
"Right." I mumbled "Later Kakuzu, see ya when we get out of solitary confinement."
"Yeah, later."