Chapter 9: Epilogue (10 Year skip)

Badbutt94: I'M BACK!

Alita: KITTY! (Jumps up and hugs Badbutt)

Naru-13: About damn time. I don't know how much longer we could keep doing your work. The last chapter we wrote was so hard. I think I had smoke coming out of my ears. No thanks to Horny and Hornier, over here. (Points to Sasuke and Naruto)

Sasuke: Well I'm sorry if you "doctors" find it relevant for me to get raped every five seconds. I still would like to know whose idea it was for me to engage in sexual intercourse with this Dobe every time.

Alita: Oh shut up Sasuke.

Naruto: Yeah Teme. Besides… (Grabs and holds Sasuke from behind) Don't act like you don't love it.

Naru-13: NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS, PLEASE!

Badbutt: ONE AT A TIME! Now, would someone please tell me WHAT the hell I missed while I was gone.

Alita: I'LL DO IT! You see Kitty, while I diagnosed you with Poo Brain, it was up to Naru-13 and me to try and get the last chapter posted before your fans became too anxious and tried to kill you. Which, by the way, I would never let that happen. So anyway~

Badbutt: Wait a minute. Rewind. Did you just say diagnosed? Since when did you become a doctor?

Naru-13 She was just getting to that. You see, while you were acting like you fell off your rocker one too many times, Naruto, Alita, and I got our medical degrees.

Badbutt: From where?

Sasuke: The internet.

Badbutt: (looks at Naruto, Alita, and Naru-13 with a WTF face) I'm not even going to ask.

Naru-13: Oh. You never did tell us how your Graduation Tests went.

Badbutt: Let's just say… I found another reason as to why I despise the human race.

Sasuke: I know how you feel.

Alita: That bad huh?

Badbutt: Not the test. I was referring to the humans in my testing location. (Rubs temples) So what else I miss?

Naruto: Well, we got some really good reviews about the last chapter. I think it had something to do with my advice.

Everyone: WHAT ADVICE! (Reads what Naruto said in the last chapter)

Badbutt: Alright! THAT'S IT! I'm re-taking over this fanfic. This is the last chapter, so there will be no more fooling around.

Naru-13: Good! Ok Everyone, BREAK TIME!

Badbutt: WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!

Alita: To get some food. We're exhausted.

Sasuke: So~ you're not going to screw me into the mattress again?

Naruto: Come on Sasuke. Even I don't feel like fucking you every minute of every day. Now will I do it later, is a different story. (smirks)

Sasuke: Me and my big mouth. (groans)

Naruto: If it makes you feel better… I was going to do it even if you didn't ask me.

Sasuke: No, Naruto that doesn't help me at all!

Alita and Naru-13: (Turns toward Badbutt) HAVE FUN WRITING!

Badbutt: (sighs) I need to get some more co-writers. On with the last chapter.

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Normal P.O.V.

After the gang graduated from high school, Naruto took over his Father's video game business and hired all of his friends. Sasuke is his secretary. Shikamaru is head of the technology department. Kiba, Lee, and sometimes Neji are in charge of the movements of the characters. Choji is in charge of running errands, except bringing food. That's a mistake they'll never make again. Gaara is in charge of negotiations whenever Naruto can't make it, or skips out. Whenever Neji isn't showing off his latest battle move, he's managing the company's money. Itachi still manages the Uchiha Company. Most of the time, they like to get together and work on a game together. And then of course there were other people they worked with, but won't be named because there are too many, and plus they're just the extras no one cares about. That is except for three special ladies. Badbutt is head of the game designing department. Alita is in the supervisor of all the slackers that think they can just get away with not working. And the last one is Naru-13. She's in charge of drawing the characters. They were hired about a year ago, but quickly befriended everyone in the company and helped keep it running whenever Naruto was slacking.

All of the couples who got together are still together and living healthy lives and relationships. About five years ago, 26 year old Naruto and Sasuke Uzumaki got married and adopted a pair of siblings.

The girl, now five years old, was named Ichirin "Rin" Uzumaki. She has Sasuke's hair and eyes, but Naruto's tanned skin. The other is a boy named Kabau Uzumaki. He's now ten years old and looks like Naruto, but with healthy pale skin. It took Kabau a little while to adjust to his new parents, but after a month or so, the blond boy warmed up quite quickly. But thanks to their grandparents and uncle Itachi, they've become too spoiled.

Today was just an average day. Everyone showed up to work on time. Everyone went to work. They took their breaks. Everything seemed normal… that is until Sasuke found a notebook on his desk.

Knock Knock

"Come in." Naruto commanded in a bored tone, but instantly perked up when his husband (wife) entered in his office. "Sasuke? Is it "Break Time" already?" The manager kissed his spouse.

"Calm your hormones down, Lover Boy. I just came to give you back your notebook." Sasuke smirked.

"What notebook?"

"This isn't your notebook, Naruto?"

"Nope. I actually picked it up and placed it on your desk earlier because I thought it was yours." Naruto confessed.

"Hey guys. What's up?" Kiba smiled as he and Shikamaru entered in their best friend's/ boss's office.

"Is this your notebook?" Sasuke asked Shikamaru.

"Hey! How do you know that it's not my notebook?" Kiba asked.

"Because out of all the years we've known each other… I've known you not to be smart enough to carry even one notebook." Sasuke explained.

The confused look on Kiba's face was priceless. "… … What…?"

"Exactly." Sasuke smirked.

"No for real what did you say?"

"Kiba." Shikamaru called. "What's 6x8?" Kiba thought before plopping down on Naruto's couch. "Ok, now that we have a few minutes... Sorry Sasuke, but no, this isn't my notebook. Why?" Shikamaru asked.

"Well, we just found this notebook lying around." Naruto said as he picked it up. I wonder who it does belong to?"

"Good afternoon my youthful friends! I would like to know have any of you seen my notebook?" Lee asked.

"Is this it?" Naruto said as he gave the notebook to Lee.

"Sorry, but my notebook is blue and has the word Youth written on it."

"Of course." Everyone sighed.

"Naruto we've~ Oh. I didn't know we were having an office party." Neji smirked.

"Shut up, Neji. Hey is this your notebook?" Shikamaru asked.

"Nope. We've never seen it before. Why don't you open it and see if there's a name inside." Gaara suggested before turning to look at Kiba. "What's wrong with him?"

"Oh. Hold on." Shikamaru strolled over to his lover and patted his head. "Sorry Kiba, but time's up. Pencils down please."

"I could've used a pencil? That would've been useful five minutes ago." Kiba pouted.

Everyone rolled their eyes at the dog lover before they surrounded Naruto as he opened the book. The expression on everyone's faces ranged from horror to shocked to delighted.

"Who on earth wrote that vile stuff." Sasuke trembled.

"I don't know about you, but…" Naruto smirked as he turned the book sideways. "I would like to try some of these activities out. When the kids aren't home."

"Out of everything we've read, we've yet to find a name." Shikamaru sighed, trying to get the naughty ideas that were forming in his head out.

"Yeah. I would personally like to thank them." Neji smirked, stealing the notebook from a dazed Naruto.

"Did you leave it in here?" Badbutt asked as the Three Musketeers entered Naruto's office.

"I don't think I did~ Oh hi guys." Alita smiled as she waved to her friends. "OH! YOU FOUND IT!" The girl cheered as she ran to steal back her green notebook.

"THAT'S YOUR NOTEBOOK?" Everyone, except the girls, gasped.

"Yeah. She's been looking for it everywhere." Naru-13 explained.

"How could you write something like that?" Sasuke, Gaara, and Kiba yelled.

"Oh calm down, you big babies. Trust me. I've written way worse. And if you think that's naughty…" Badbutt said as she pointed to the notebook. "Then you should stay away from Fanfiction, Google, and DeviantArt."

"What are those?" The boys asked.

"It's obvious that you guys have been way too busy fucking each other to even visit some of these sites. Move over." Naru-13 sighed as she pushed them out of the way and pulled up all three websites. "There you go. Come on girls. Let's let them have some privacy."

The three giggling girls left the office and the computer at the disposal of their horny friends. After about fifteen minutes of messing around with the computer, Lee had to go to the gym and work off his frustration while Sasuke, Gaara, and Kiba had to fend off their extra horny husbands.

"FUCK THE INTERNET!" The three helpless ukes cried.

THE END… OR IS IT?

NAW IT'S NOT. (TEEHEE)

Extra:

After the airing out of Naruto's office, Naruto and Sasuke arrived at Naruto's parent's house to pick up their kids. "MOMMY! DADDY!" Rin yelled as she ran into Sasuke's arms.

"How's my little princess?" Naruto cooed.

"I'm fine Daddy! Look! Grandpapa brought me a tiara!" The girl laughed.

"Hi Mom and Dad." Kabau smiled before Naruto ruffled his son's blond locks.

"Hey son. What do you have there?" Sasuke asked.

"Oh it's an IPad. Uncle Itachi gave it to me." The boy smiled.

"Hello Baby Brother. How was your day at work?" Itachi smirked from his seat.

"What have I told you about spoiling my children with money?" Sasuke glared with his arms crossed over his chest.

"Oh Sasuke it's not his fault." Minato said as he wrestled his son to the ground.

"Yeah. And besides… Who could resist such wonderful grandchildren." Kushina cooed as she tickled both siblings.

"Ugh. I swear you're just like your son, Mom." Sasuke sighed.

"And what's wrong with that?" The red haired woman asked.

"He's always spoiling the kids. He keeps rearranging the furniture. He's just ugh…" Sasuke complained.

"Hey! I don't ever here you complaining. So shut up!" Naruto yelled.

Everyone in the house was quiet as the two spouses started a glaring match. "Alright… You win, Naruto." Sasuke sighed in defeat.

"Really?" Naruto raised an eyebrow at his retreating husband.

"Yep. You want me to shut up then I will!" Sasuke yelled before he slammed the front door. "Oh, but before I officially stop talking I would like for you to know that YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH!" The raven screamed before he rattled the house when he slammed the front door again.

"Sasuke! Hey wait a minute! Let's not be rash! Sweetie? Naruto loves his Sasuke! Sasuke?" Naruto yelled as he chased after his raven.

"Here we go again. Hey kids? Would you like to stay with Grandma and Grandpa?" Kushina asked before the kids cheered. The red haired woman sighed before she turned to her second son. "Will you be staying too, Itachi?"

"Why not. It's a lot closer to the action than my house. I shall return with my belongs. Come on kids let's go get some ice cream." And with that, Itachi left the house to return within a few minutes along with his ice cream covered niece and nephew.

"With Naruto and Sasuke as their parents… I feel sorry for the kids." Kushina sighed with her hands on her hips.

"FEEL SORRY FOR THEM ? WHAT ABOUT US?" The older blond sighed as he fell face first onto the couch. "I'm telling you Kushina. With Naruto and Sasuke as their parents… you should be more worried about us. I don't know what I'll do if I find one more gray hair." Minato sighed as he tugged on his slowly fading blond locks.

"My poor husband." Kushina sighed as she sat on her husband's back and played in his hair. "My poor, can't keep it up husband."

"What?"

NOW… IT'S THE END!