AUTHOR'S NOTE: And here we are again with another one of my creative works for Bleach. I gotta tell ya; this story is going to be one hell of a fun one while making it. A real special thanks to Blueberry Absnith, the one who suggested this whole idea for my story, so in a way, this one's for her, especially for this first chapter. I also want to thank the rest of my fanfic friends for continuing to support my stories.
The only things to be prepared for are the bizarre, insane pairings in this story. Beware of the most unimaginable, the most forbidden, and the most likely from some yaoi and yuri. The results might blow your mind O_O. But just remember, it's only a story, so join the ride and let's get on with the show!
DISCLAIMER: The productions of Bleach and the characters don't belong to me in any way. Except for this new additional character and my wild imaginations
It was finally summertime in Karakura Town. Which meant that school was out, and the fun activities had began. So aside from the uncomfortably humid, boiling weather, many people were in high spirits with their vocational preparations. Especially since there was a carnival now in town. At noon, Ichigo and his family and friends decided to check out the new festival, along with some of his friends from the Soul Society, the Vizards, and several espadas.
As soon as everyone reached the fair, they wanted to go their separate ways in groups to explore the place. They all agreed to meet each other by the entrance of the fair at sunset. Toshiro, Momo, Hisagi, and Rangiku already spent a good amount of time in the fair, such as playing five games and undergoing two rides. Not wearing their usual Soul Society attire, they wore ordinary summer clothes because of the heat. Toshiro wore regular jeans, sneakers, and a white t-shirt with two blue stripes on the sides. Momo wore jean shorts, flip flops, and a red halter top. Rangiku wore a short blue jean skirt, a light pink halter top exposing her big cleavage, and flip flops. And Hisagi wore gray sport shorts, sneakers, and a white muscle shirt. Despite having to squish each other while walking because of the enormous crowd, they all seemed to be enjoying themselves. Well…almost all of them.
"Honestly, I still say this was a waste of time", Toshiro grumbled, having an irritated expression with his hands in his pockets. Momo walked beside him, holding a pink stuffed animal squirrel that Toshiro won for her from a game. "When we can make a use of our time fighting hollows right about now, we decided to spend it here. In an outrageously loud, stupid carnival". Rangiku, overhearing Toshiro's complaint, walked over to him and gave a playful nudge on his shoulder.
"Aww, don't be a stick in the mud Captain!" Rangiku chirped cheerfully. "For God's sake, it's summertime. Even we soul reapers deserve some fun and a little vacation, right guys?" she asked facing Momo and Hisagi, giving them her spontaneous smile. Momo gratefully smiled back and Hisagi gave a nod, holding a guitar with one arm over his shoulder from a game he won. Toshiro only gave her an annoyed glare.
"Speak for yourself, Matsumoto. Not everyone is slackers like you".
Suddenly as they continued walking, a small, dark purple with a sign caught Momo's attention. It read: Seeing Through One's Eyes: Fortune Telling With Elisa, The Mistress. "Hey look guys", Momo announced, pointing at the tent. "There's a fortune teller here in this carnival. I think we should check it out". Rangiku joyfully clapped her hands together.
"Oh yaaayyy, fortune telling! I love these kinds of things, they're so fun! Let's go!"
"Don't be ridiculous Rangiku", Toshiro said. "Foreseeing the future is not absolute, a task that's impossible for humans in the living world. There's no guarantee of knowing one's future or your own and—" Toshiro gave a little squeal as he got dragged by the arm from Rangiku's aggressive strength.
"Oh you and your overly analytical stereotypes Captain. Can you stop being Mr.-All-Too-Serious for once and just go along with the fun? Now let's go!" Toshiro still had that irritated expression while being dragged with Rangiku's grip as she led the way, Momo followed along with a smile, and Hisagi followed behind with a quirked eyebrow. 'This could be interesting' he thought.
Once the four got in the tent, they were surprised to see that the dimmed room was empty, except a small circular table and two wooden chairs. Toshiro sighed and crossed his arms. "What did I tell you? You should have known that this could be a hoax, some kind of foolish prank to waste our time. Let's go". He turned and headed to the opening of the tent.
"Ohh, but there is never a foolish matter when dealing with these kinds of gifts…."said a soft, sultry voice out of nowhere. "Especially when it involves one's future…." Everyone shot their heads back to the table, but found no one sitting there.
"Who said that?" Toshiro asked a little alarmed. "Who's there?!"
"Someone who's happy to see four young lads, wanting to know what life has in store for them", answered the same voice, appearing behind them with a blink of an eye. They jumped a little, except Hisagi, who starred at the woman calmly.
"Hey wow! That was some trick you pulled just now, even for a human", Rangiku praised, putting a hand against her heart. "Didn't saw that coming!"
"How did you do that lady?" Toshiro interrupted, still a little surprised by her entrance. "And who are you? Are you some kind of sorceress then?" The tan-skinned woman smiled at the group. She appeared middle aged, having a few winkles on her face and around her piercing teal green eyes. She wore a long gypsy related purple dress that went down to her ankles, golden sandals, a half green shawl apron wrapped over the dress, and a light purple bandana wrapped on top of her head, leaving her long raven hair worn down. She also had extended red polished fingernails with gold rings on almost each finger.
"A mortal I am, yes, but a sorceress, no. For I am something even better", she stated as she past the soul reapers and headed her way to the table. Toshiro continued staring at her suspiciously, whereas Momo finally spoke up.
"So…you must be Elisa, the fortune telling mistress?"
The woman smiled pleasantly at Momo, nodding. "That I am child. I assume you came here to know what destiny lies ahead of you?" Both Rangiku and Momo nodded while Toshiro kept his arms crossed and standing by the corner of the room, Hisagi patiently waiting behind the girls. "How wonderful. After all, it's always important to know the roles in later chapters in life, no matter what role you're still in as we speak. How about you, my dear? Would you like to be first and see your new future?" Elisa gestured. Momo shyly flinched for being picked first. Rangiku pushed her towards the table.
"Oh yes, go on Momo!" she encouraged. "Let's see what's in store for ya. Then I'm next!" The small shinigami gave a nervous grin.
"Okay, um…sure!" She sat on the opposite side of the small table, facing the fortune teller.
"Please give me your hand my dear" Elisa kindly told her. "And allow me to 'see' your new destinations through the touch of your palm" Momo did what instructed, and reached out toward the woman's fragile, long hands. Once she grabbed Momo's small palm, Elisa closed her eyes, having her entire body still while in deep concentration and thought. After a few minutes, she finally opened her eyes and smiled contently at the girl. "It seems you definitely have fulfilling dreams coming your way", Elisa replied. Momo looked at her confusedly.
"Really? What did you see?" Elisa kept smiling.
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems you enjoy singing? Let's just say in the next five years, you'll finally get the opportunity letting your voice be heard through a contest show around America. You will have a new appearance as a full grown young woman, with a curvier, bustier image along with it". Momo's eyes glistened with joyful surprise.
"Really? I'll get to sing? I'm finally going to grow up and grow boobs?" she mentally raised both fist in the air victoriously. 'Yes!' she thought to herself. 'Just wait until I get my own singing contract. Looks like you're gonna meet your match in the chest competition Rangiku, so watch out now! Momo began chuckling.
"Okay, okay, that's great for ya Momo! Now my turn!" Rangiku burst out, waiting half impatiently for her friend to rise from the chair. "Now it's my turn to see what's in store. Please tell me my future, oh great Elisa the Mistress!" Elisa smiled and nodded, gesturing her to sit down and reach for her hand. Toshiro rolled his eyes over what he's been seeing for the past twenty minutes, wondering to himself why he continues wasting his time over an unbelief display. He even wondered why Hisagi didn't seem bored with all of this as he looked at him standing on the other side of the room with a normal composure. After a few more minutes, Elisa opened her eyes and smiled again at Rangiku. "It seems you will have your fulfilling share as well," she started off. "You're more likely going to be entering a modeling completion and pair up with an important agent for some clothing design contract". Rangiku beamed brightly while clasping her hands together.
"Oh, I knew it! I knew I was meant to be in a modeling contest all my life. I always wanted to apply participating for America's Next Top Model for next year, before I reach twenty five".
"There's more", Elisa added. "It also appears that there's going to be a bachelorette celebration for a close friend of yours. You will be mingling with all kinds of um, 'intimate' moments with some of your friends. Particularly a girl with orange hair…luscious chest just like yours…" Rangiku gave a surprised expression.
"Oh, you mean Orihime? The bachelorette party is going to be hers? Then that means…oh that's great! Orihime is finally going to hit it off with Ichigo! I always knew he'll pop the question to her sometime". Momo stared at Rangiku wide-eyed over what Elisa just told her.
"Rangiku, did you hear what Elisa said? About the whole 'intimate moment with females' thing? That means you're going to make out with Orihime!"
Rangiku only shrugged and smile. "Yeah, so what? She's a friend after all. If you ask me, I don't mind very much. I think it would be hot. Can't wait to be in her bachelorette party! I'll be the host myself!" Hisagi looked at the busty blonde shinigami and made a small sly smile. 'Yeah. That would be hot' he mentally told himself. Toshiro, although he wouldn't admit it, thought the same way while turning his head the other direction, blushing a little. "Hey, who else will I be making out with Elisa?" Rangiku asked.
The woman replied, "I'm glad you asked. You seem to have another close relationship with two other men, including this young man here standing next to you and a smily one with short pink hair". This made Rangiku's eyes pop out more with surprise, along with Hisagi's and Toshiro's.
"Whoooaaa…you mean Hisagi and Gin? Well, hot dog! Who would have thought that I'll be hooking up with two hotties along with the bride herself! That means all of this will happen in the wedding reception!" she cried, turning around to face Hisagi with her flirtatious smile. Hisagi's face grew red as a tomato after hearing that. He knew that he had some kind of crush on Rangiku but…will that really happen in the future? Will he get a chance to really kiss her? As much as he won't say it out loud, he was enjoying this fortune telling business even more. He even started wanting to be next to see what future lies for him. "Hey Toshiro, why so quiet over there? I think maybe it's time for your turn and see what Elisa has to say about ya!" Rangiku said, getting up and coming over to her captain. She grabbed him by the arm again. "Don't be shy! Come on!"
Toshiro struggled to break free. "Let go Matsumoto. This is just ridiculous. I only stood around to wait for you guys finish your doodling, so if you're done, let's just go!" He continued protesting while Rangiku continued dragging him to the table, when Momo spoke to him shyly.
"Well, um, please Toshiro?" she said, looking at him softly. "I think you should give it a try. Don't you want to know what your future could be?" Toshiro stopped what he was doing and gave a slight glance at Momo. For some reason, he can't seem to refuse otherwise from his friend, especially when she puts on that pleading stance like she's doing now. Sighing in defeat, Toshiro unenthusiastically slumped in the chair, sticking out his right hand.
"Fine. Let's just get this foolishness over with". Elisa smiled with satisfaction and closed her eyes. After a good seven minutes, she opened them and released his hand.
"As I told you before, little white haired one, knowing your good fortunes is never considered as foolishness". Toshiro felt a nerve struck on his forehead.
"That's Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya to you!" he blunted out. "Enough with the lectures. What did you see?"
"For starters, it appears you'll finally undergo a few transformations yourself physically", Elisa explained. "That does mean you'll finally grow up to be at least as tall as this gentleman over here". She pointed to Hisagi, who gave Toshiro a teasing smirk.
"About time you'll grow like a seed", he said.
Rangiku and Momo giggled as well. "See, captain? I told you that you won't stay that size forever", Rangiku exclaimed. Toshiro frowned at the fortune teller.
"That's all you wanted me to know about my future?" he asked irritably. "Don't think that my height is my only concern because it's not. I should have known I've wasted my time with you".
"On the contrary. There's more", Elisa replied. "I also saw you and a certain young girl finally getting up 'close and personal' ". Elisa winked and leaned over Toshiro to whisper in his ear. "I assume you always wanted to kiss the adorable Momo, right? You'll finally get your chance very soon". With that said, Toshiro's face couldn't have been redder than before. Is that…true? Will he and Momo finally kiss in the next five years? Is this some kind of joke? Toshiro continued blushing, but then felt a small grin come across his face. In a way, he couldn't complain about this happening in real life. In fact, he was happy to know this. The thought of him giving his longtime crush a real first kiss made him feel some kind of warmth inside. He glanced at Momo's direction, who stood next to him, and grinned at her. Momo blushed and shifted her head down a little. Elisa laughed softly. "Oh yes, true love will be in the air indeed".
Feeling more bashful, Toshiro quickly got up and headed to the tent entrance. "Well with that said, I suppose we're done here. Thank you for your time. You guys ready?" he asked. They were about to turn and leave when Hisagi stopped them.
"Hold on you guys. I haven't had my turn yet. I want to know my fortune too". They halted on their tracks and turned to him. Rangiku smiled another large smile.
"Oh that's right! We didn't let Hisagi get a chance to know what's ahead for him. Go on now Hisagi. See if Elisa can see you and me locking lips with a passion", she soothed. Momo kept blushing, and Toshiro rolled his eyes again, becoming more impatient and aggravated.
"Fine then, hurry up". Hisagi sat down on the chair and place his right hand on top of Elisa's. The woman gave him a loving, impressed smile.
"I was hoping to finally get a chance reading your fortune, handsome one", she commented while closing her eyes and concentrating reading his palm. "And a real handsome one at that. Let's see, hmmmm…." Elisa kept her eyes closed, remaining silent every now and then with some groans and moans. "Ohhhhh…..awwwww….ohh, I see….oh…oh dear…." Elisa's face went from pleasant to a slight frown or confusion. Hisagi sensed her uneasiness and wondered what is it that she's seeing. 'Could it be bad news? Don't tell me I'm going to die in the next five years. Literally…' Elisa finally opened her eyes and released his hand. Everyone crowd around him after hearing the fortune teller's distress.
"Elisa? What's wrong?" Momo asked. "Did you see something awful happen to Hisagi?" Elisa shook her head. Momo and Rangiku glanced at each other confusedly and looked back at the two. "Then what is it?" Toshiro even was focused again, having a little concerned expression.
"Oh no, child. It's nothing like that at all. In fact, there's no bad news for Hisagi in the future. Let's start with the good parts. I see you finally getting a deal in a rock band". Hisagi grinned and nodded. Rangiku and Momo did the same thing.
"Well, that's great. Hisagi is really great with the guitar. I always knew he'll make his big break in the band", Momo stated.
Elisa nodded. "Indeed, that's wonderful. I also sensed that he…does like to be tipsy with his drinks in parties. And becomes hard with it, doesn't he? Hard enough not to know what he's really doing?" Hisagi, grinning guiltily, scratched the back of his head.
"Yeah, uh…I do like to have a few cups with my buddies".
"Yeah, no surprises there", Rangiku butted in, rolling her eyes and putting a hand on her right hip. "So what's the problem?" She, Hisagi, Momo, and Toshiro stared back at Elisa. Elisa closed her eyes and tried to hide a slight giggle.
"Well like I said, he can get so drunk to not know what's going on. Let's just say that he'll be attending a bachelor party as well for a certain young man with orange hair". Rangiku beamed so more.
"Ohhh, I knew it! It's going to be Ichigo's! There's going to be a wedding for sure! Let me guess, you see Hisagi getting surrounded by all kinds of skanky strippers that maybe Renji might hire to show up at the party? Oh Hisagi, you sly devil you. You better not convince Ichigo to do anything that break Orihime's heart though", Rangiku declared, pointing a finger at him. Hisagi only smirked some more.
"Naw. He wouldn't go along with it anyway".
"Oh I don't mean only that. Yes, there will be female guests for the party, but…" Elisa started off slowly. "There will be some um…male issues involved as well". Everyone froze at the last sentence, especially Hisagi.
"Um, come again?" he asked slowly.
Elisa sheepishly met his shocked his gaze. "What I'm trying to say is…that you'll be also 'hooking up' with a few of your pals because of your hung-over state of mind. And those very hook-ups will include the groom-to-be, a dark haired man with three strange clippings separating his bangs apart, and…. him". She pointed directly to a pale ghost faced Toshiro. There was silence in the room for a long moment, which seemed like forever. Hisagi couldn't hear himself breathing or feeling the strength to move from his spot. Finally, an explosion of laughter erupted from Momo and Rangiku.
"OH. MY. GOOODDD!!" both girls breathed out. "Could you possibly mean Ichigo, Byakuya, and Toshiro?!" Both men still didn't move a budge or even blink. The girls were still laughing hysterically as Rangiku walked to Toshiro and gave him a suffocating hug. "Oh captain! I always knew you were just too cute for your own good for everyone!" Rangiku cried between laughs. "Didn't know you had it in ya!" That finally blew a fuse.
"We're out of here!!" Toshiro and Hisagi shouted as they got up and ran out of the tent. Momo and Rangiku shortly followed after, waving farewell to Elisa.
"Good-bye Elisa! And thanks for everything about our future, and I do mean everything!" Momo said, still laughing.
Rangiku ran after the men still walking in a fast past and away from each other. "Oh hold on there, you two love birds! Maybe I need to come to the bachelor party too and video record that moment. It would be classic! History for years to come! And most importantly—"
"Ohhh, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!" Toshiro cried, covering his ears. "We will not discuss what just happened ever again!" Rangiku and Momo tried to compose themselves from laughing some more behind their hands but was failing, and Hisagi, walking in front of everybody, kept a stiffen face, trying his best blocking those last shocking moments from the fortune teller.
"Maybe I really need to slow down on the drinking". He told himself. And he will make sure he'll do just that, if he knows what's good for him.
END NOTE: Well there you go, the end of chapter 1. What did you guys think so far? I told ya some fortunes might blow your mind XD. If you think this chapter was crazy, wait until you read the next one. But before you go move on to the next, please give me a review comment for this one. I really want to know what you think. Thanks for reading this so far. I'll try to update chapter 2 as soon as I can for more craziness.
With Momo's fortune as a singer in a contest, I was referring her to be in American Idol, in case you're wondering what I meant. Alright then, see ya later! :D