Anakin's view of chapter one

A lot of this stuff doesn't belong to me. Some of it does. The things I mention I give full credit to others for inventing them. They are not mine. I just put it in here because it was random and it seemed funny to me. Tell me if you like it. I warn you. EXTREME RANDOMNESS!!

The high council tower was the biggest thing on coruscant. It was from here that you could see the lanes of speeders zipping around nearby.

Beings would look at it from miles around. To nearly all outsiders the temple was a place of mystery.

To Anakin Skywalker, this was a place of constant annoyance.

It was like an annoying little bee zipping around his head. He couldn't get rid of it.

He hated going before the council. He hated debriefing on missions. But most of all he hated the way they all started looking at him.

Obi-Wan was standing right by him. Why couldn't they look at him and pretend for just a moment that Anakin Skywalker didn't exist till they had to say let the force be with you both.

He'd would've liked to stay at home making fun of saw six. How many were they going to make anyways? 18?

Besides, getting stared at by a bunch of old farts in chairs wasn't very high on his list of things to do today. All in all, Anakin was bored.

"I wonder if I were to jump off of that balcony with one of those old fashioned parachutes would I be able to go sky diving? If I were to get on the very pinnacle of this roof and jump from there with a parachute on my back would it be fun? Probably. Better than standing here listening to this."

He checked to see if his shields were still up. Yep. Then he heard something. Something that shocked him to his core.

The council has received Intelligence. They've received intelligence? When did that happen?

It reminded him of a movie he once saw with a computer named intelligence. "We have no intelligence. I repeat we have no intelligence." He almost laughed out loud.

But Anakin didn't hear what came next. No Anakin was distracted by Mace's bald head. The light was refracting off it and it was shinning like a polished diamond.

"Maybe I should get him some head wax for his birthday. Wait. That wouldn't be a good thing. If he went out into the middle of Coruscanti traffic he would cause an accident. Not one of my brightest ideas. Oh well, at least that doesn't rule out the option of a neo hat. I don tlike the name Mace. I like Q-tip or Magic eight ball. It fits his figure nicely. Or at leas his head. Oh my god I love Magic Eight Ball's."

Next he started thinking up sayings to put on t-shirts. "What if I sold a t-shirt that said "There's no I in team but there is in the word Jedi." Or how about "I like hula-hoops." Just to be random? Or "You're like the "P" in Psyche. Totally useless." Yeah. That might work.

His thoughts went on and on. Finally it was over. "May the force be with you both."

Finally Anakin came to. "It's over already?" He mentally gasped with joy and relief. "VARIAL KICKFLIP!!!"

He and Obi-wan bowed to the council and walked out with the council on their footsteps. "Oh no. I'm being stalked."

Then one of the council members came up to him and asked "Are you with us today young Skywalker?"

Anakin looked at Obi-Wan then at the council confused. "Did you say something?"