Silent Hill: Lost Consolations

James Sunderland was on the verge of madness and had a raging boner that could crack a nun's teeth wide open. He wanted a hot rod and he wanted it now. He skipped away into the stink filled pus dripping mouth of madness that was the bowels of the Silent Hill universe. A universe of metal pipes and fences, blood stained and covered with bone and gore and little glitter pastels and everything imaginable. So he threw open the door upon seeing a fresh trail of raped meat bodies. He screamed, "Pyramid Head! You fucking meat cleaving butcher wannabee skin ripping nightmare!"

And the Pyramid Head who was in the midst of banging the lifeless body of his former imaginary girlfriend, Maria dropped the ravaged woman's unconscious mascara and blush soaked carcass and sauntered over. James thrust a shaking finger up at the pointy iron triangle helmeted wonder and unholy abomination of nature. He shivered and blushed. "I think I need you. I want you more than anything in the world. You complete me," he muttered.

The Great Pyramid Head looked down at the lowly human male with whatever visionary organs it possessed and then grabbed the skinny trembling man in his powerful zombie mutant hands and lifted him up. Then he slobbered wetly all over James with his black tongue accessory penis thing. Signaling that he had accepted James offering of himself as a sacrifice. Pyramid Head flung down the man and grabbed his hips, quickly depantsing James is a flurry of wild raw power and beauty. Jame's glistening naked butt was exposed to the fetid air and James moaned and cooed as he pushed back against his towering inhuman captor.

"OH PYRAMID HEAD. FUCK ME LIKE YOU'VE NEVER FUCKED ANYONE BEFORE. NOT EVEN YOUR COUSIN WITH THE SPEAR," James practically screamed as he held himself in. And then the rape machine began and plunged his twenty inch man rammer into the willing slut beneath him and slammed James right into the wall.

"OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD YES. I CAN TASTE IT IN MY MOUTH," screamed James as he spazzed around whist impaled on the veiny and bloated corpse demon's love sausage. Pyramid Head was pushed into a frenzy of hip thrusting and choking as auto-erotic asphyxiation was one of James's kinks as well, and Jame's felt his breath leave him as the sexy PH man's wrists nearly cracked his vertebrae. But then he didn't and James jizzed so hard he broke a floor tile and then Pyramid Head the fantastical magical rape factory came so hard at the same time because that's how real men do it he shot it right out of Jame's mouth and the two smashed through the wall right into the old ladies poker game room much to the shock of the old bags. Unfortunately it was strip poker and both James and PH immediately lost their second coming erections and got so pissed both of them killed everyone in the room. Including the innocent pizza guy who had shown up just at that very moment.

And then they took the pizza. And then James at all the peperoni off it and none of the crusts because he's a wasteful jackass. And Pyramid Head fucked the rest of the pizza because he's a sick freak like that.

The End.