Yeah, this song is kinda old but I wanted to do it anyways.
Similar to how BFS says "her two kids in high school" I say 'the two kids in high school'. This is Roxas and Xion…or Roxas and Namine, whichever two Org teenagers you prefer (I think of Xion since she was actually in the Organization). Anywho, if you know the original song, this song is for all of us who love Xiggy for his stuck in the past mannerisms. Enjoy!
It all just happened one day
Out of nowhere you'd say
He thought about his life
Knowing something's not right
'The hell happened to me?'
Is all he ever thinks
Now working for The Man
Wow, this was not his plan!
~.~.~
He was gonna host his own show
And meet with all the stars
He was gonna make it so big!
Expensive, fancy cars
Instead of Number One
He's Number Two in line
He's fallen off the tracks
And nothing's been right
Since way back when…
~.~.~
The A-Team, and MJ
Were played on TV all day
And Baywatch was so hot
Pam Anderson was all he'd want
The two kids in high school
They tell him that he's uncool
Cause he's still preoccupied with 19…19…1985
~.~.~
He watches all the reruns
Movies on VHS
To him Mission Impossible
Is as good as action gets
Journey was worship-worthy
Beach Boys is still his jam
Pink Floyd 'cause he's a rocker
A Guns N' Roses fan
~.~.~
Will he ever again
Wear parachute pants?
While at the same time
Getting groovy with the Hammer Dance?
All of these rapid changes
Left him confused and miffed
Still he's expected to
Conform, must change
(His answer is 'As if!')
~.~.~
The A-Team, and MJ
Were played on TV all day
And Baywatch was so hot
Pam Anderson was all he'd want
The two kids in high school
They tell him that he's uncool
Cause he's still preoccupied with 19…19…1985
~.~.~
He hates time, make it stop
Why are all these emo bands the new face of rock?
And then the has-beens on Dancing With the Stars?
Please make this…stop…stop…STOP!
And bring back
~.~.~
A-Team, and MJ
Were played on TV all day
And Baywatch was so hot
Pam Anderson was all he'd want
The two kids in high school
They tell him that he's uncool
Cause he's still preoccupied with 1985
~.~.~
The A-Team and MJ
Were played on TV all day
And Baywatch was so hot
Pam Anderson was all he'd want
The two kids in high school
They tell him that he's uncool
Cause he's still preoccupied with 19…19…1985
Whoo, I had fun doing this! Please be kind and review!