The Fairy tale of the spy and the assassin
Chapter SAN! (3)
Ahhahahaha suckers I'm kinda back! and I'm hyped to start writing the rest of this one at least; I mean come on…I keep starting and then never finish but I finished the first one right? So this one should be something akin to that XD unless it's like a movie trilogy in which case I am royall screwed over.
and i may use this as a title now
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Love you and have a fuc*ing amazing Christmas ok. No pouty faces it's not allowed…I don't care why! (sorta) but come. On…the Exscuse is that it is Christmas! Love and family! And maybe presents ;P giving of course l:D
But enough of me…
Onwards!
Kind of maybe used Merry Christmas Everyone… for this section. I want snow… . silly Island
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There was a moment of pure and utter silence and if Dusty was to really focus on it she would have laughed as the voice of one of her close friends trailed into her mind that it was akin to that of a pregnant silence…or even more immaturely a `gay baby was born silence` though she still wasn't sure if that was more insulting than anything and was so deep in her lecture and Japanese anime/ manga ridden mind she missed the flicker of annoyance that crossed Yassens eyes at the lack of reaction he had created from pointing a gun at this girls focused face. It was as if she was wondering what the gun was
Am I losing my touch?
Is she an assassin herself? Or just that much an airhead…and if so is it like a disease
Yassens Ice blue eyes flickered over to Alex's stormy face from where he hovered close to them after jumping down, he was quite proud that he had actually managed to get down here with no noise and only a bit of snow on his coat and trousers…Alex should be impressed, there was no way he could do this until he was trained…surely
Hopefully no air headedness…yet
"What?" Yassen nonchalantly asked, his face showing no emotions except a raised eyebrow as he sized Alex up, noticing he seemed to be wincing and had bags under his eyes…from lack of sleep? He did look pale…was it nightmares perhaps?
"Eurgh Yassen put your toy away…unless you've lost all signs of basic human interaction and charm…" alex groaned out as he looked at the man with disappointment and irritation which was further heightened at the mans next comment.
"I have charm?" Yassen murmured lightly but with a hint of amusement
"Oh I'm sorry I meant the ability to be polite…" alex muttered as his brain refused to give him any words that would make him sound intelligent.
"So you admit I have charm" Yassen cut him off though with a winning smirk or pure self sastifaction
"You're about as charming as a mountain lion that hasn't been fed for a month…or a year" Alex looked at him with nothing more than annoyance as his words dripped with sarcasm
"I would be dead though" was the bored answer
"What?" Alex grunted while Dusty continued to look pensive
"Animal biology Alex…a mammal can not survive that long in such a harsh terrain too…do I represent a surper hero to you or something"
"god you're annoying" Alex breathed through his gritted teeth in an aid to calm his nerves that were beginning to fray, he brought up a mitten glad hand and attempted to pinch the bridge of his nose, trying to push away the ensuing headache.
"Why do you pinch your nose? Are you having a headache? A…" he briefly glared at the girl before taking his gaze back to Alex, trying to keep his gaze within his but the boy kept trying to look in another direction.
"are the night mares back?" he whispered as if she wouldn't hear…which was a possibility.
"Night mares? Well we had a nightmare of a party ha! But that was about it! You were crazy Alex! …I mean crazy to tell us not to do a party and basically get hammered and have fun…yea; good on you." The girl looked enthusiastic at first, elbowing Alex with a wink at some inside joke but as his face turned into a glare she tried to back pedal but failed dramatically.
"Dusty you are shit at lying" alex drawled and she glared
"ahhh but you know I can't lie for shit…I hate lying it's mean and causes cluster fucks to occur…I don't like cluster fucks!" she whined dramatically as she lazily leaned back and fell away into a snow drift while Alex allowed this opportunity to stand up and brush off what snow was left, grimacing when he felt it was mostly damp.
"I know Dusty…lying isn't much of a turn on for me either but er…Greg here…is er…close and" Alex fumbled for words as his hungover brain attempted to find a reason as to why he would be so close to someone who could be family…
should he pull that card?
"I know you practically babbled it to me last night…that and something about last year being insightful in regards to your wardrobe choice…" she grinned lightly, eyes practically sparkling with mischief before she felt something heavy thumping directly on her already ringing head.
"Ahhaha no….what was that for?" she mumbled into her knees after pulling them towards her, curling up slightly as she rubbed her head gently.
"how much does the little one know? Do we have to…get rid of the cling on?" Yassens rich accent sounded a little dark as he whispered those words to Alex who flinched a little, he understood Yassen could do that…and Alex would only be able to attempt to stop him…unless he hand't been training for the last year, then Alex would have a chance…
"Ah OI! I am not a child! Nor am I a cling on Eurgh…Alex what the hell is going on! His accent is getting to me Alex…" she mumbled, blush decorating her cheeks as she looked up at him knowingly but he refused to catch her gaze without a blush of his own.
Yassen made a disagreeable face but smiled inwardly as he noticed Alex was restraining a frown or perhaps a pout…the boy was still young after all.
"what do you mean? It's annoying or something?" Yassen asked with a tilt of his head, looking at him curiously and watching…daring him to say something harsh. Alex froze
shit
"Nope…it's pretty smooth and very nice er…not to say I'm hitting on you god no! you're not my type…by that I mean no offense…and by no offense I-I mean…er" Alex could feel his hands shcking a no for him out of control but it was too late to regain dignity as Yassen seemed to drink in the redness that was probably filling his grumpy expression
"Stop before you dig your own grave any deeper Alexander…" Yassen muttered
"ooh he used your full name!" Dusty giggled but flinched when Yassen turned towards her, after standing along with Alex.
"and you little one!" then pouted as she realised what he was calling her
"I am not litt-"
"will stop you're stupid act at tell me why you were attacking Alex earlier…" she looked a little jumpy before shrugging loosely
"I…wasn't attacking him sir I was just saying hello…I guess it's my vocabulary for a hello…" She smirked lightly as she heard Alex snort a little knowing that he was thinking the worst in that sentence…boys usually did she had grown to notice…but that's what made it more fun to tease them with…
"ah…I know…why don't we get to know each other more! So we can stop all the hateful glares" she grinned playfully as she jumped up from her spot on the floor, her scarf falling down after a moment.
"that's his normal expression Dusty…don't be offended by it…I think a puppy would die if he smiled…" Alex muttered darkly, folding his arms across his chest as he blatantly ignored the curious assassin who looked in at him, caught between looking thoughtful and bored by the statement.
"my face was not made for smiles like children Alex…" he grinned wryly as he ruffled the boys hair, almost smiling softly after if not for Alex slapping his hand away.
"Will you stop with the children thing…you almost sound pedophilac…"
"perhaps that what floats his boat Alex…" Dusty commented but was silenced by two red hot glares.
"what now?"
"little one is tired and needs sleep…that's what girls yap about isn't it come on Alex let's get out of here." Yassen placed a hand on Alex's shoulder but was surprised to find him stiffen before rolling it so his hand fell uselessly away from him.
"So what you can just repeat last year and leave me again? how stupid do you think I am?" was the venous question shot his way, he watched quietly as Alex shook with rage, his hands balled into fists by his side as little puffs of air came from his mouth that was caught in between being silent and shouting something
"A-alex…remember what we sa-" Dusty attempted to resolve the situation before it got worse
"That doesn't matter right now…he needs to hear that what he did was blatant betrayal…and I'm not one to be fooled twice…" alex had now raised his face to look squarely at the assassin, as if believing that it would allow Yassen to feel every word like an icicle puncturing the man's body.
There was a pause as the air seemed to become heavier and stifled as the two looked at each other, sizing each other up as if for a fight or flight.
"That wasn't my fault Alex you know that…" Yassen was quite as usual but his tone held something darker.
"How wasn't it! It blatantly was you asshole, you lied to me and you left me there like some stupid rejected fool who didn't know any be-"
"Mistletoe!"
"What?" both boys turned their head curiously, for a moment noticing how close they were to each other as their chests heaved in pent up anger or regret as they took in the site of a determined Dusty who was stood between them to eye each of them in the eyes, though she couldn't hold Yassens for long he noticed with a grin but it was soon gone when she repeated her words after stepping back slightly.
"mistletoe…look" and there in her hand was a part of the blasted plant…or tree; either way Alex was cursing it for it's existence right now and hand almost fainted at the speed in which the blood had immediately rushed to his already crimson face in pure embarrassment.
She wants us to kiss…to kiss…now…here…during an argument in which he is friggin wrong!...
"Dusty don't be so childish!" Alex snapped dismissively and Yassen blinked, a little surprised at the boys outburst.
"Childish! You're calling me childish when you two are spatting like two cats who missed the bird…because of what…a bit of miss-communication! All relationships have it…so stop being a little bitch and kiss him…the bird is not the miss-communication by the way…" Yassen let out a short chuckle as Alex watched her darkly before she turned stubborn sapphire eyes on Yassen who quickly replaced his look of humour with irritation.
"That goes for you too…" She remarkedly darkly
"what…are you trying to imply?" Yassen looked down on her easily.
"Eurgh…she's implyin that youre being a little bitch…bitch" Alex snapped…again
"Alex!"Dusty yelled at him, looking a little cross
"Fine!" Alex almost shouted
And he did it, he grabbed yassen by the tie that he had on that day,
why was this man always so well dressed…in anything
before yanking him downwards and closer, watching distantly as yassen showed a flicker of shock in his pure blue eyes at Alex's boldness before their lips connected roughly.
Yep…I've changed a lot since then…I wonder if you can still handle me like you use to…
To get this message across Alex let his eyelids flutter slightly as he relaxed against the touch, grinning widely at being the one to make the first move, he would never let Yassen forge that, he let his lips turn into a grin as they pushed into Yassen's none too gently; even going as far to nip at them lightly. The taste and the feel of Yassens lower lip between his teeth brought goosebumps up on his body as he nipped gently, blinking when he heard a gasp but before he knew it a calloused hand was grabbing the back of his head and was forcefully tilting his face slightly upwards and then warmth and pure pure underated pleasure and deep sensations spread from across his body as Yassen took his time in just exploring the boys lips, his mouth, his jaw and or course the favourite…the ear lobe, yassen relished in the shiver Alex reluctantly gave but almost growled out in irritation of the denied moan…and just as he was about to venture to that beautifully tanned neck that was thumping out a deep pulse he felt something heavy tug at his jacket.
"Come on enough of the face rape! It's no fun for a third wheel…although I do heavily support yaoi…I am freezing and-" Dusty whined slightly as she tugged at his jacket, refusing to look at them both as a heavy blush sat atop her frozen cheeks while Alex panted heavily, glad that Yassens body was shielding her from a view of his lower half.
Interfering little one…
"your house is there is it not little one… I have missed Alexander this is…my vocabulary for I miss you…I suppose" He grinned at the pay back before watching as she seemed to panic
"eh….eh! really…ah…sorry, erm…that's…a little intimate…god I love the Russians…you're like a tsundere character" she suddenly yelled out, a little happily
"A what?" Yassen grunted
"never mind look just remember my policy ok!" Dusty poked a finger at Alex's face who was now putting a bit of distance between him and Yassen as he re-adjusted his jacket and scarf.
"policy?" Yassen drawled as he watched Alex swipe her hand away
Who does this little one think she is…rather stubborn and obnoxious…
"yeah…you should keep to it Yassen… you owe me after all" Yassen frowned but when he looked down to Alex and the hazel stubborn eyes staring up at his own his resolve crumbled a little bit and he outwardly winced, biting it back when Alex showed a small grin at his victory before he sighed loudly.
"What is this stupid request then little one" Yassen swore colourfuly inwardly as he watched her beam at him
"you both come to my Christmas party…and! No arguments or violence…no hating! Just Christmas and try to not kill animals…" she added after remembering how Yassen would be dangerous if he smiled.
"yes yes…christmas and family" Yassen muttered but a sharp smack from Dusty stopped him and to say he was surprised was an understatement
"Don't! scorn Christmas….Alex Is almost like family to you right…in a way…so stop yelling on about how horrible it is or could be and just enjoy a few days with Alex here…" Dusty rolled her eyes
Stupid grumpy men…always ruining Christmas…
"hey what if I don't want to go to a party? Or hang out with him?" Alex suddenly made himself known as he folded his arms again, this time to keep warm.
"After that face rape session I think you want to do more than just `hang out` Alex…I may be innocent but I am not stupid!" Dusty almost squawked out to both their dismay.
Not cold anymore…Alex thought bitterly
"Dusty will you stop with the mentions of face raping!" Alex interjected before she could ramble on again
"I'm sorry it's a good acronym…" she mumbled lightly as she fumbled with her fingerless gloves.
"God you are such a nerd" he grunted as he rubbed his face.
"Stop it! You know I love literature…" she stomped her foot, which surpised yassen at made him wonder what her mental age could be.
"yea, you and a mouse" he muttered darkly but it seem it went a little too far as she quietened a little and Alex sighed, looking apologetic
"hey! No jokes about me being alone on Christmas please! I have like…tons of manga and friends to keep me occupied…one year someone will treat me as the clocks strike 12…" she smiled but it lacked her usual enthusiasm
Stupid girl hormones…I hope this isn't for all teenagers…
His eyes travelled to Alex again
"that is new years….little one you are being a little ahead of yourself…" he lectured before taking his eyes to look her reaction over.
"maybe it will happen this year…I don't understand why you want it…" Alex muttered but was hit up the back of the head immeadietly by a now fuming Dusty.
"Don't give me that crap Alex your just as much a romantic as me…" Yassen had been willing to whack her back just then but at the idea of Alex being a romantic…it made him giggle
…inwardly of course
"really? I should probably change that then…" he muttered but Dusty beat yassen to the lecturing by grabbing his collar firml and shaking it as best she could.
"No! never change that…and if you have because of him i`ll bitch slap you both so hard your grandchildren will feel it ok!" she nodded as she glared at him and Alex had to laugh lightly as he rolled his eyes
"…ok Dusty quit over reacting" he muttered as he pulled her hands gently from his jacket
"No wonder no boy has taken you…your quite scary"yassen muttered and Alex shrunk a little
Not helping!
"I-I'm not scary…oh god am I scary Alex?" she looked at him with such fear Alex found it hard not to laugh instead bravely going for a wince and a awkward laugh.
"N-no he's just winding you up"
Yassen looked confused but shrugged loosely after Alex gave him a death glare
"Eurgh boys…your all the same…might as well become a lesbian…" Dusty mumbled into her scarf as she folded her arms grumpily.
"oooh she has fantasies yah?" Yassen interjected darkly, almost laughing at the idea
"drop it Yassen" Alex mumbled but it was to late and Alex knew that she could now pull the sympathy card.
"For that both of you have to help me buy the essentials and you owe me a hot chocolate and cookie!" Dusty yelled, hand in the air as if asking something
"Eurgh fine…" Alex visibly shrunk again as he looked up at the sky, sighing heavily.
"Why are you becoming her bitch so easily?" Yassen asked curiously as he looked between them
"Because…she won't leave you alone if you don't and she really knows how to hit hard…and cooks nice lunches…"
"so will you help Gregory-chan!" she pretended to pout as he fluttered her eyelashes and Yassen grimace and looked to Alex who just nodded though smirking at the nickname.
"yes I will help little one…if it means I don't have to deal with being in prison because I killed a minor…" he sighed out and resisted the urge to smile at Alexs glare.
"his acronyms are good…" Dusty seemed to grin as she pulled Alex towards the exit by his elbow.
"I don't think that was an acronym Dusty…" Alex sighed before letting his eyes trail up Yassens body before landing on his face, his face reddening a little when the assassin looked back but he wouldn't make it that easy for him to be embarrassed now…he wasn't as shy anymore and Yassen seemed to understand this
"…challenge accepted Alexander"
Alex looked up from his scarf having turned around after a rough tug from Dusty who had decided to just walk to the exit and wait.
"Come on grumpy…!" he yelled and almost regretted it as Yassen gripped his hand and pulled him towards a smiling Dusty
"Fine…challenge excepted…Alexander"
Alex just stared stupidly up at the back of his head, blinking stupidly for a moment before staring at their intertwined hands and freaking out.
"What challenge!" Alex yelled indignantly
So yea…
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There's a female now .O.
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