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The Orange Awesomeness
Chapter 1 "Bands and Contrabands"
"So, you're telling me chicks dig lame bands?" Ron asked, ogling the CD he was holding.
"Mostly muggle and muggleborn, uh, girls. And they don't exactly need to be lame…" the third year boy answered.
"I see…" Ron didn't actually see it, but an idea was forming in his head. "tell me more about these bands!"
"I-I don't know!" Peter was getting scared. More scared, that is "I just bought the CD! Why don't you ask your sister?"
Peter Lewis had a business at Hogwarts. It started in his first year, when he borrowed a magazine to a friend and after reading it he asked Peter to buy the following issues for him (Jim was a pureblood Slytherin so it was hard to get one himself). So Peter writes home, asking for whatever the students want and when he gets it he sells it to who asked for it.
It wasn't contraband! …Except that it kind of was.
Anyhow, this time he was selling a CD to Ginny Weasley and, since he couldn't find her, he asked her brother to give it to her instead.
"I will…" Ron agreed "Don't worry."
That was what worried Peter.
"I…uh…got to go, so, hum, tell Ginny she owns me five galleons and three sickles."
"Sure- SHE HAS FIVE GALLEONS?!"
"She better have!"
"She said she had no money when I asked her to borrow me four sickles! Sickles! And she has galleons! How…"
Peter sneaked out in the middle of Ron rambling.
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This was kind of prologue/first chapter. It will be funnier! :3