Okay, b/c I was bored one nite, this popped into my head. Totally fake convos between wrestlers on Twitter. The convos are fake, the links are fake (and some of the names have been faked) the insanity is real, lol. Okay, I dunno what I was doing, just my muses being silly is what Imma blame. Okay, Jeff, Matt, Shanny, Jeri, Hurricane, Mizzie, Morrie, all have Twitter accounts. Sadly, Addy don't, but Imma give him one in here ;) This was just for stupidity and fun. It's slashy and perverted of course. And other than some talk of rape, bondage, spankage, and perversion, it's not so bad. Pairings; Jeff/Adam, Matt/Mor. Major AU, OOC. I rated it 'M' just in case. But it's nothing graphic. And unlike Twitter, it reads top to bottom, so there's no confusion.
I don't own them and I can't hack their Twitter accounts to make them sound this gay :P
Tweet Talk;
Chapter one/ 'Bored'
Rating; M/ L, (adult content, talk of rape, stalking, talks of hottub action, a bored Edge, an aggravating Shanny, an irritated Jeff, a horny JoMo and an agitating Miz)
TheRatedRBrand Gunna try this thing. Jeffy sez I might have fun.
12:30 PM March 13 via web
TheRatedRBrand Ugh! I'm bored! Jeffy lied to me! (pouts)
12:35 PM March 13 via web
TheRatedRBrand What 2 say, what 2 say... I am awesome!
12:40 PM March 13 via web
mikethemiz atTheRatedRBrand Hey that's my catchphrase, get ur own!!
12:43 PM March 13 via UberTwatter
TheRatedRBrand atmikethemiz Nuh-uh, it was mine and Christian's first. U stole it from us!
12:46 PM March 13 via web
mikethemiz atTheRatedRBrand Whatever edge, ur just jealous
12:48 PM March 13 via UberTwatter
TheRatedRBrand atmikethemiz I'm jealous? I'm jealous? What have I got to be jealous of? The fact that you are trying to be Jericho? Or that you have Big Show
12:53 PM March 13 via web
TheRatedRBrand atmikethemiz doing your dirty work, eh, Mizzie?
12:54 PM March 13 via web
TheRatedRBrand atmikethemiz I am a multi time champion. I've held more titles than you've been on reality shows, chumpstain. If anything, you're jealous of me!
12:55 PM March 13 via web
mikethemiz atTheRatedRBrand ur a Hardy boy bitch. I'm not jealous of that
12:58 PM March 13 via UberTwatter
TheRatedRBrand atmikethemiz (twitches) I'm not.. ugh.. shut up, Mizanin! (folds arms)
1:oo PM March 13 via web
TheRatedRBrand So bored!!!!!!!
1:05 PM March 13 via web
TheRatedRBrand It's hot today. I feel all sticky.
1:07 PM March 13 via web
TheRealMorrison atTheRatedRBrand Jeff's fault?
1:08 PM March 13 via EchoFuck
TheRatedRBrand atTheRealMorrison Not this time...
1:10 PM March 13 via web
MATTHARDYBRAND New entry guys!! htp:((butt,ly/^S13FU Plz Comment, favorite, and RT.. I have something very special cumming 4 u guys SOON!
1:10 PM March 13 via TweetDick
TheRatedRBrand (gasps) Tell me Matty didn't put the video up where Shannon tied me to that tree in my underwear?!
1:13 PM March 13 via web
TheShannonBrand atTheRatedRBrand Hey! You looked hott!
1:14 PM March 13 via TwitLicker
TheRatedRBrand atTheShannonBrand That's not the point, Moore! You doused me with ice water!
1:16 PM March 13 via web
TheRatedRBrand atTheShannonBrand In the dead of winter!
1:17 PM March 13 via web
TheShannonBrand atTheRatedRBrand Boo-whoo! Big baby!
1:18 PM March 13 via TwitLicker
TheRatedRBrand He did! That rat bastard posted it! Ugh, Matty!
1:23 PM March 13 via web
MATTHARDYBRAND atTheRatedRBrand Payback for ruining my hottub!
1:25 PM March 13 via TweetDick
TheRatedRBrand atMATTHARDYBRAND We did NOT ruin it! We made it better!
1:26 PM March 13 via web
JEFFHARDYBRAND atMATTHARDYBRAND Yeah! BesidesYouHave
10 hottubs, MatthewMooreHardy
1:29 PM March 13 via txt
MATTHARDYBRAND 11 ;) RT atJEFFHARDYBRAND: Yeah! BesidesYouHave
10 hottubs, MatthewMooreHardy
1:30 PM March 13 via TweetDick
TheRatedRBrand (blinks) WTF is Jeff going on about bending trees? I love him, but sumtimes I dun get him.
1:36 PM March 13 via web
JEFFHARDYBRAND atTheRatedRBrand Well,MaybeYourNotSupposedTo,Edge......
1:38 PM March 13 via txt
JEFFHARDYBRAND atTheRatedRBrand I'mAnEnigma
1:39 PM March 13 via txt
TheRatedRBrand Bored!! Jeffy won't play w/ me! I'm lonely! Addy needs some love too!
1:45 PM March 13 via web
TheRatedRBrand atMATTHARDYBRAND Matty, make Jeffy cum play wit me!
1:46 PM March 13 via web
TheShannonBrand atTheRatedRBrand Play with yourself, Edge. (gets out camera)
1:47 PM March 13 via TwitLicker
TheRatedRBrand atMATTHARDYBRAND Matty! Shanny's stalking me again! I see him outside my window!
1:50 PM March 13 via web
TheShannonBrand atMATTHARDYBRAND Matty! Addy's being elusive again. Make him open his curtains!
1:52 PM March 13 via txt outside Edge's window
MATTHARDYBRAND (sighs) I'll ask all you wonderful fans to please look over my idiot friends. Thank you.
1:53 PM March 13 via TweetDick
TheRatedRBrand I know! I wanna go to the park! Imma make Jeffy take me!
1:58 PM March 13 via web
TheRealMorrison atMATTHARDYBRAND Hey, Matt. Meet me in the hottub in 10 minutes. Immabout to blow ya mind.
1:58 PM March 13 via txt
MATTHARDYBRAND atTheRealMorrison I'll bring the drinks ;)
1:59 PM March 13 via TweetDick
TheShannonBrand O.o... (going to Mattison's house)
1:60 PM March 13 via TwitLicker
TheShannonBrand (faceplams) Stupid. Forgot this... (gets camera)
2:01 PM March 13 via TwitLicker
TheRatedRBrand atMATTHARDYBRAND Matty! Jeffy won't take me to the park! He's being mean to me again!
2:05 PM March 13 via web
MATTHARDYBRAND Jeff, Adam, play nice.
2:06 PM March 13 via TweetDick
HurricaneHelms Yeah, papa Hardy's trying to get some.
2:08 March 13 via EchoFuck
MATTHARDYBRAND Indeed I am ;) RT atHurricaneHelms Yeah, papa Hardy's trying to get some.
2:10 March 13 via TweetDick
TheRealMorrison atMATTHARDYBRAND Matty, lonely here in hottub.. all nice & wet
2:11 PM March 13 via txt inside one of Matt's hottubs
TheRealMorrison Grrrr, dropped my phone in water. Glad it's waterproof.
2:13 PM March 13 via txt inside one of Matt's hottubs
JEFFHARDYBRAND atTheRatedRBrand Addy, I said no.
2:14 PM March 13 via txt
TheRatedRBrand atJEFFHARDYBRAND You're mean!
2:15 PM March 13 via web
JEFFHARDYBRAND atTheRatedRBrand AndYouAteMyLastSkittle!
2:16 PM March 13 via txt
TheRatedRBrand atJEFFHARDYBRAND So? You liked it. You said I had Skittle breath and was yummy.
2:18 PM March 13 via web
JEFFHARDYBRAND atTheRatedRBrand Addy,Don'tMakeMeSpankYou.
2:20 PM March 13 via txt
TheShannonBrand atTheRatedRBrand & atJEFFHARDYBRAND Hell yes! Spank him!
2:22 PM March 13 via txt
JEFFHARDYBRAND atTheShannonBrand Dammit,Shannon! GetOutOfMyBackyard
WithThatFuckingCamera!
2:24 PM March 13 via txt
TheShannonBrand (gulps and runs away)
2:25 PM March 13 via txt
MATTHARDYBRAND (busy getting some)
2:25 PM March 13 via TweetDick
MATTHARDYBRAND Mor's amazing, guys. You should see how well he holds his breath.
2:30 PM March 13 via TweetDick
TheShannonBrand atMATTHARDYBRAND Impressive :P
2:31 PM March 13 via txt
IAmJericho Fozzy Fozzy Fozzy Fozzy! Ooh, pic of me with James Hetfield! htp:(/twitpic/pie.76budda
2:34 PM March 13 via EchoFuck
TheRealMorrison Shannon scares me. Seriously.
2:45 PM March 13 via txt inside one of Matt's hottubs
mikethemiz atTheRealMorrison That's what u get for hanging out with Hardys
2:48 PM March 13 via UberTwatter
TheRealMorrison atmikethemiz Bite me, Mizzie.
2:49 PM March 13 via txt inside one of Matt's hottubs
mikethemiz atTheRealMorrison Been there, done that
2:51 PM March 13 via UberTwatter
TheRealMorrison atmikethemiz Hey, I admit, I can't compare to Big Show. That's a whole lotta man for a whole lotta ego.
2:52 PM March 13 via txt inside one of Matt's hottubs
mikethemiz atTheRealMorrison ur just jealous
2:53 PM March 13 via UberTwatter
TheRealMorrison atmikethemiz And you're just husky.
2:55 PM March 13 via txt inside one of Matt's hottubs
TheShannonBrand atTheRealMorrison Gah! Stop texting and lemme enjoy the show!
2:56 PM March 13 via txt near one of Matt's hottubs
TheRealMorrison Matty! Shannon's watching again!
2:57 PM March 13 via txt inside one of Matt's hottubs
MATTHARDYBRAND atTheShannonBrand Damn it, Shan, go bother someone else! UR killing my mojo here.
2:59 PM March 13 via TweetDick
JEFFHARDYBRAND KillingHisMoJo
WithJoMo
3:00 PM March 13 via txt
TheShannonBrand atMATTHARDYBRAND Ugh! Fine! I'll go mess w/ Addy.
3:01 PM March 13 via txt
TheRatedRBrand I hear noises outside. I think Shannon's trying to get in a rape me.
3:06 PM March 13 via web
TheRatedRBrand atJEFFHARDYBRAND Jeffy! Help me!
3:o7 PM March 13 via web
JEFFHARDYBRAND atTheShannonBrand Shanny,StopTryin'ToRapeAddy
He'sMyAddy,NotYours!
3:09 PM March 13 via txt
TheShannonBrand atJEFFHARDYBRAND Awe, but I promise I won't break him!
3:10 PM March 13 via txt
TheShannonBrand Pretty blonde, pretty blonde.. (stalks)
3:12 PM March 13 via txt outside Jedam house's window
TheRatedRBrand Jeffy! Matty! Help me! (scared, frightened & alone)
3:13 PM March 13 via web
JEFFHARDYBRAND Ugh! Off2KillShanny&SaveAddy,BRB....
3:15 PM March 13 via txt
I dunno if there'll be another chapter. This came out of the blue when it wasn't planned. Sumtimes I like to get into silly little moods and giggle about random shit for reasons only I understand. I apologize. No harm intended. And Mor and Addy were at Matt and Jeff's respective houses. All typos from 'tweets' were intentional. I faked the twitpic and the other links, XP. TheRatedRBrand was the only faked wrestler Twitter name to date, b/c Edge currently doesn't have a Twitter. The Matt Hardy 'new entry' was actually stole and altered from one of Matt's real tweets... sadly it wasn't anything of Addy in his underwear :(Also, my comp is still fucked up beyond belief and I'm working in a Safe Mode right now and I hate it.