Disclaimer: I Don't Own Soul Eater. If I did, this is how it would work :D

"C'mon guys! It's our first day of school at DWMA!"

"Your enthusiasm for school slightly bothers me."

"Whatever Brotha, you just don't like meeting new people. Speaking of, I sorta recognize that dude over there. See 'em, with the white hair? Yeah, that one."

If Soul Eater Evans could see the future, he would have ran away right there and then and never returned. Little did he know that his life was about to flip completely upside down, or at least sort of the way. He stood in front of the school with his little mob of friends as he did everyday, completely unaware of the girl bounding straight towards him.

"Hi!" Kiyre's head tilted happily as she smiled at Soul. Something about the way she was smiling bothered him on several inner levels. Lately, random girls coming up to him hadn't really bothered him but there was something about this one that just irked him.

"You're name is Soul right?"

"Uh, yeah." Now he was confused and so was everyone else. Kiyre hadn't really noticed the others until then. Odd, that blond girl looked kinda mad to Kiyre.

"Cool! I'm Kiyre! I forgot you were a weapon."

Now Soul was even more confused. She knew his name and that he was a weapon. Was she stalking him?

"Have you heard from Wes lately?"Soul's eye twitched and Kreig grabbed Kiyre's arm. "Sis, I don't think that was a good idea." He whispered in her ear, "I think ya made him mad." Kiyre gave her brother a quick grin and turned back to the very red faced white haired boy.

"Oh yes Soul Evans, I know exactly who you are."

Before Soul or Maka or anyone else had time to react, Death The Kid attacked the girl standing next to Kiyre.

"S'cuse me mister, could you get off of me?" The girl patted him on the head for a second before an odd blobby thing popped up behind her. "Yes, would you please remove yourself from Ada?"

"You're perfect!" The mini-shinigami clung to her legs as if he would die if he didn't. Golden eyes met Blue. He stood up and bowed to her. "You are perfectly symmetrical. Everything about you is perfect. Speak Angel so I might hear your lovely voice!"

"Uh, Hi!~" Ada smiled widely. Much to Kid's pleasure her teeth were perfect too.

"Idiot, she already spoke to you." The blobby thing spoke again, looking more red pandaish than blobby now.

"Shh Mickey, he's nice." Ada swatted at Mickey and he vanished again.

Meanwhile, Soul was death glaring Kiyre who was smiling innocently at him. All while Maka stood there looking from her weapon to this random new kid who seemed to know things she didn't. Black Star decided he no longer needed to be quite and began proclaiming how he was more perfect than Ada and how he knows more about Soul than anyone else and how he's great ect, ect, ect. Patti also decided it was a good time to have a giggle fit at the thing on Ada's head.

Pax, Tsubuki, Kreig, and Liz all sighed, today was going to be very, very long.