A Bit Off

Woot!!! Crack/parody! I'm sick, so I don't have to go to school!

Enjoy!

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Bam!

"Shit!" Cursed Kabuto as he walked toward Madara and tripped on a rock. Of course, this made Murphy's Law come into effect...

"The hell, un?" The two people in front of the coffins whirled around to see Deidara looking up with a shocked face. His voice, made the other 'dead' become aware…

"Oh fuck no!!!" Kakuzu yelled. "For no fucking reason you bring us to life for WHAT?"

"How annoying…" Sasori muttered. "I allow myself to be killed and you bring me back to life… great… imbeciles… some of us were finishing our sentences…"

"I promised I would do my best to help Naruto… I will not be used against Konoha." Nagato muttered, glaring.

"What is your point of bringing me back? I'm blind; you took my eyes, and spread my secret…" Said Itachi, groping the side of his coffin; trying to find the entrance.

"RUN FUCKERS, RUN!!! KATSU!!!" And with that, Deidara stooped down, took the muddy earth into his palm-mouth, and sent some grasshoppers toward the stupefied pair of men. Everyone but Itachi and Nagato fled.

Nagato limped toward Itachi's coffin, and tapped the raven's shoulder. "I guide, you support." And the two left quickly, Nagato shouting directions at the blind Itachi, his arm around the younger's shoulder.

"W-what… just happened?" Madara asked, rather freaked out.

"I… Don't… Know…" The Orochimaru wannabe stuttered.

"…you forgot to put the controlling kunai in, didn't you?"

Kabuto gulped.

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Random crack-fic finished! It's not too funny, but I felt like typing something random. If a beta reader would step up, I might continue this… It would have to be someone who is good at making their own plot's, as I am horrible at that, so…