AN: Bubblehead!Misa hath returned! Enjoy!

Dear Diary,

I saw my Light today! He told me to wait for his call... but I just couldn't wait! Only problem was, I am so busy! Being a model is hard! Everyone is always fawning over me, and loving me, and telling me how beautiful I am, and pointing cameras in my face, and giving me my tall skinny vanilla bean latte from Starbucks... it's tiring! Today I had another three photo shoots, and according to my manager, there was no time for breaks in between. Well... I just had to make time. So, I devised a super duper brilliant plan! It took me a while to think of, but here it is!

MISA-MISA'S REALLY SMART ESCAPE TO LIGHT PLAN

After the second photo shoot, demand coffee from my manager.

While she's going to tell someone to get it... RUN

Get a taxi.

Go to Light's campus and use my Light-y Senses to find him!

And of course my brilliant plan was as flawless as my sparkle application skills. Well... except for my Light-y Senses. I kinda just ended up wandering around campus for a half hour until I saw him...

I was so excited when I spotted my hot college bf! I don't know how to describe it... it was like non-deadly fireworks of love and joy exploded in my heart, and swirled down in pretty pink sparkles... and before I knew it, I was glomping my Light-y-white-y-kinz! Then he gave me this look of smoldering intensity. It was like... forbidden romance! Yeah!

His eyes were screaming No, Misa. I-I love you, but we can't! What if L sees you! I'm just worried for your safety darling! I don't know what I would do if you ever got hurt.

I swear that's what he was thinking! It was all over his face! Poor darling, he thought he was being all subtle, but I bet everyone for miles around could see our passionate romance!

He had a friend with him, and he looked kind of funny. I mean, he wasn't down right ugly, and of course anyone would look far less than good-looking next to my sexy man, but there was something kind of creepy about him. How should I put this... let's just say I wouldn't be surprised to see him touching little boys in their no-no zone. But a friend of Light's is a friend of mine! I introduced myself as Light's girlfriend, Misa Amane! I just love saying that!

I'm Light's girlfriend!

You know Light's girlfriend? Well... she's me!

Sorry hun, Light's off limits. Why? I'm his girlfriend!

Does that dazzling, devilishly handsome, godly man have a girlfriend? Yup, me!

Anyways... there was something strange about how this friend looked... and not just his appearance either. He told me his name was "Hideki Ryuga," you know, like the celebrity? But, here's the thing... that's not what his name really was. Those little red numbers bouncing on his head... actually, I forget exactly what his name is, but it sure wasn't Hideki Ryuga!

So, just like always, someone recognized me, and I was swarmed by my many adoring fans! I just love how everyone loves me! You know what? My life is just one big bundle of love!

My fans love me!

I love them!

Stalkers love me!

I love that I have stalkers!

Light loves me!

I love him!

I love me!

If someone were to write a book, a movie, or a manga about my life, it would def be a romance! Even if I was just a supporting character, I bet my very presence would make it romance!

But of course, with every mob of fans, comes someone who tires to grab my butt. I actually don't really mind that much. I mean, I can't really blame anyone for wanting to get a piece of this! But, to keep up with my adorable and innocent reputation, I acted totally horrified.

You know that weird guy that's Light's friend? He goes "I'll catch the culprit!" Omg, he's so cute! If he looked less strange and pedophile-y and was about 15 years younger, he would be the most adorable-est thing ever!

Anyways... I only got a few moments with my boyfriend before my evil manager came to take me away! I don't even know how she found me! My escape plan was so intricate and amazing, and if it weren't for my heels, I would have been as quiet as a ninja!

I miss Light... I actually always miss Light when he isn't with me. Sometimes I even miss Light when he is with me, since I start thinking about how I'll miss him when he leaves. I'm sure he feels the same way! Gyah!

Oh, I've got to go diary, someone's knocking at my door, all like "open up it's the police!" Silly, Misa didn't do anything wrong! Oh well!

Love,

The amazing, talented, beautiful, and stealthy! ~Misa Amane~