A/N: Blame Durarara!! for dragging me into this moonspeak short! The least I can give you guys for this Japanese version is a legend: Yumine/Kuromauitsuji. The Japanese may have some errors, so it may not seem like an ordinary Japanese chat. I recommend the Mozilla users to install the Rikaichan plug-in, or open a new window/tab for the WWWJDIC…yeah, fail to the newbies.

俺はエンジェルとチャットしたんだぜ！

---Yumine has joined the chat.

熊ちゃん今晩は

Yami sighed deeply before he dragged the mouse pointer over the text box. He typed,

熊ちゃんなんて。。。

And "---Kuromajutsushi has joined the chat" appeared, preceding his type.

聞いたのですか？このドミノに天使が現れました

As Yami spoke with Yumine, he'd always considered her as a normal, polite girl somewhere out in Domino. But this was irrational, even for her.

は？

話を信じてくれないのですか

"Yami?" Yuugi entered the room, and smirked, "Yumine again?"

He nodded. "She says there's an angel in Domino." And he began replying,

まさか
天使なんてはいないんだから信じてにくいよ

He was given a short wait before Yumine answered,

やっぱ信じてくれないね。神さまは熊ちゃんを罰してあげます～

"God's gonna punish you," Yuugi snickered.

"She always says that," Yami remarked, and teased back,

僕は罰されたなら弓美さんは幸せになるか

えとう。。。
まだ知っていません

Yami shuddered.

でも、私の話を聞いてくれるでしょうか

"You better," said Yuugi. "I mean, what other favors can you do for her?"

ああああ分かった
話を聞け

じゃあ始めます
旧教徒として、私は天使はいることを信じています
けど神の天使も堕天使もいます
ここにきた天使は堕天使だと聞きました

"Where on earth does she get those scoops from?"

誰から聞いたの

私の—

The screen closed into black, along with the rest of the room, and came back on within seconds. Yami banged his fists on the keyboard, "Dammit!"

"Yami, it was just a chat!" Yuugi shrugged his shoulders, "nothing to be—ah!"

"Yuugi!" Yami caught Yuugi in his arms as he was struck by light on the chest. Whipping his head around, he saw small eyes glaring from behind the computer, out the window.

From there, her form pushed effortlessly through the wall, pressing a cold palm against his forehead.

なぜ私の姿を見ていますか

"Why the hell do I know you? I was just warned by—" Yami paused as the theory dawned on him.

ちょっと。。。弓美音?お前は弓美音か

The angel widened her eyes at him.

。。。熊。。。ちゃん?

A/N: Some of you may not have the slightest idea of what happened, and I haven't the slightest idea how to continue it. FAIL. Yet laughable.