AN: This one isn't very funny but it's an idea I've had in my head for a while, and now it's out.

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John stands up and strides purposefully towards the door. On the way he picks up the Glock that is on the table.

"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?"

John's eyes roll in their sockets. 'Oh God, not this again, please'. But he knows it's useless to hope. Again, he regrets giving 'Jimi Hedrix's complete works' as a Builtday present to Cameron. If he had known what she would do....

"I'm going out, and I'm going alone."

"May I whisper in your ear...
Say something you ought to hear..."

*sigh* "Like what?"

"You got me sitting up on the shelf
while you're out bewitching someone else."

"I'm going to meet Derek, not 'someone else'"

"Tomorrow I shall have you by my side"

"You'll have me by your side later, when I come back from seeing Derek. He's going on a mission with my Mom"

Cameron's whole mood changes to a hopeful one, "You say your Mom ain't home"

"Er, no. She'll be back tomorrow"

"So all we got, baby, is one precious night."

"What the hell are you suggesting?"

"I won't do you no harm, no."

"I'm glad to hear it"

"I ain't gonna hurt ya, baby."

"Yeah, you said that already"

John turns and leaves the house, and doesn't hear Cameron mutter "Either way I'm gonna win"

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