A/N: A KaiLen fic because I'm running away from updating my other fics. :)) And also, because I am now an avid and loyal supporter of KaiLen / LenKa. w


Rin would do anything to make Len happy or miserable. Yep, Rin actually treats those two as synonyms. And on these occasions wherein Rin is thinking of her dear brother, she always, and by always, I mean always drags Miku with her. Not that I'm saying that Miku is against it for on her part, she would do anything to make Len-- no wait, scratch that. I meant, Kaito-- she would do anything to make Kaito happy or miserable.

So in lieu to that, we see these two pop idols together in the living room of their house [whom they share with their fellow pop singers] wasting precious time. Rin was sluggishly rolling on the floor, popping orange slices into her mouth from time to time. Miku on the other hand was quietly nibbling on her fourth onion leek as she watched an episode of Junjou Romantica. Yes, people. Miku is a fujoshi.

So what would my description of these two divas have a connection to their free time? Simple.

"AAGGHH! MIKUUU-CHAAANN! WHAT DO WE DO TO GET THOSE TWO TOGETHER?!?!"

There's the answer. Rin was now sitting up, her hair disheveled and poofy in all it's golden glory. Miku threw a Nendoroid Len plush at her and stared intently at the TV screen. Rin huffed.

"Y'know, Miku-chan. You could help by applying whatever you've learned from Junjou to our plan for those two blithering idiots." The yellow demon-incarnate muttered.

She watched the green haired diva's face flush red. She laughed maniacally.

"I so knew you'd blush."

"Rin-chan, please be quiet!"

"Why should I? All they're doing there is suck each other's di--

"SHHHHHH." She shushed angrily.

"Chillax, my dear friend." Holding up her two hands in defense.

Ms. Demon Incarnate flopped back down on the floor and tried to think [ignoring the moans that Misaki was making in the episode] of a plan to get those two blithering idiots to kiss or something. Rin violently started biting a pillow just as Miku turned off the TV, twirling in the air singing random stupid songs about Misaki and Usagi being a cute couple. The golden haired girl gave up on the pillow [she was hoping that she could rip it open but failed] and let her eyes wander around the room. Then her eyes settled on her blank notebook. She wrinkled her nose, combing her imaginary beard.

"Hey, Miku-chan. C'mere."

The green haired diva skipped over to her friend and tilted her head in confusion. Rin looked at her.

"How many plans do you have to make those two go gaga over each other?"

"Hmm... Hard to say, Rin-chan. Why?"

"If you asked me that, too, I'd probably say a million. Why don't we write it all in a notebook? That way, we can also keep track of the plans we've started!" Rin exclaimed as though it was the most amazing thing in the world.

"Hmm. Good idea. Let's start writing then!"


Somewhere...

Len suddenly shivered. Kaito raised an eyebrow at him.

"Something wrong, Len-kun? I hope asking you to come grocery shopping with me isn't bothering you." The blue haired male said, worried.

"N-nah... I'm glad to help. 'sides, Meiko-nee'll probably deliver another deathly blow to you with her sake bottle if you mess up the groceries." Len chuckled.

"Yeah." Kaito muttered, rubbing the back of his head.

I SWEAR to God that Rin is up to something evil, the blond shota thought to himself.


Notes unless some people didn't understand some terms I used [but I highly doubt that]:

1) Junjou Romantica - A yaoi manga and anime wherein the main couple is Misaki and Usagi. And yes, this anime and manga is HIGHLY recommended for people who are mature enough to endure the, uhh, explicit contents it has for us fans. Although the anime is much more kid-friendly compared to the manga. :D

2) Fujoshi - Yaoi fangirls. Oh c'mon. If you don't know what yaoi is, why are you even reading this?!

3) Nendoroid - I suppose all Vocaloid fans know what a nendoroid is, right? Not that I'm saying that it's exclusively for Vocaloid only. They're like these adorable chibi figurines. :D

4) Sake - Pronounced as SA - KE, not SEYK. Some people might not know, we'll never know. Sake is the Japanese word for wine. :D

5) Shota - THE VERY PERSONHOOD OF KAGAMINE LEN! XD I don't REALLY know the definiton of it but trust me, if you know Len, you know shota. If you love Len to the point of wanting to ra3p him, then you're a shotacon.

6) Shotacon - Coined from the term shota complex. :D

Tune in for the next chapter! And please review~! :D