Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. The whole thing is in Rogue POV unless I say otherwise. Oh and Evan never had that extra mutation thing, and Wanda still has her memories, because it's easier to write it that way. Oh and the italic ones are Rogue's thoughts, the bold italic ones are the professors thoughts and the bold italic underlined ones are Jeans thoughts.

Rogue was just arriving back from her Saturday detention. Why she had a detention on Saturday, she had no idea. But then again it could have had to do with the fact that she had fallen asleep in math, it wasn't her fault though, math just didn't appeal to her.

And neither did her annoying, boring, freak of a math teacher, Mrs. Herwangas. Heck, at the beginning of the year Rogue couldn't even pronounce her name. That and there was a rumor going around the school that Mrs. Herwangas was actually an alien who fed on the brains of her students, Rogue could have started that rumor.

Actually Rogue did start that rumor, then she could have let Kitty tell Lance, who could have told the rest of the brotherhood, who could have announced it on the speakerphones at the school. So come to think of it, she could have been in trouble for that to.

Either that or it was because Mrs. Herwangas hated mutants, all of them. And found it very amusing to torture them with math and detention, especially Rogue. Well, that was how Rogue felt about the situation at least.

Either way Rogue was returning from her detention, that went unknown by the residents of the mansion, except for Kitty, Jubilee and Rahne, who were covering for her. So she was returning to the mansion on the motorcycle that Logan had given to her after the whole Apocalypse incident.

Or at least she was returning until a certain furry blue foster brother of hers popped out in front of her.

"What do yah want Kurt? And if yah goin' shopping any time soon, get a couple of car fresheners and hang them all around yahself. Yah smell horrible." Rogue said, coughing and stopping in front of the gate.

"Vhere vere you schwester? I vas looking all over for you and couldn't find you anyvhere. Who vere you vith?" Kurt asked, bombarding her with questions.

Someone's in big brother mode, odd he's my younger brother. Hmmm maybe we should have a talk about this later. Nah, ah'll probably forget. Hell, he'll probably forget.

"Yah wanna know the truth?" Rogue asked, leaning in closer to Kurt like she was about to tell him a secret.

Kurt nodded eagerly, also leaning in.

"Ah was fucking Toad. It took longer than expected." Rogue replied, leaving Kurt shocked, with his mouth hanging wide open.

Satisfied with the reaction that she got, Rogue drove through the now open gates, leaving Kurt still standing in shock, until he shook himself and ported into the garage.

Realizing that his sister would never have sex with Toad, and that since she could not touch she could not have had sex with him, even if she had wanted to, Kurt teleported back into the garage, while Rogue parked her motorcycle.

"No, really schwester. Vhere vere you?" Kurt asked, worried.

"Nah, really Kurt. Ah was at Saturday detention fah somethin' that ah ain't sure abou'. Where did yah think ah was?" Rogue asked, getting off her bike and pulling off her helmet.

"No vhere…." Kurt replied, trying to look anywhere but Rogue.

"Kurt, speak up. Or ah will kill yah and dance on yah grave." Rogue replied, scowling, holding her helmet under her arm.

Okay…so maybe ah won't do that…..but ah will do somethin'.

"Vith Ganbit." Kurt whispered, staring at the ground, getting ready for her temper tantrum.

"Swamp Rat! Yah think that ah was with Swamp Rat! Thanks fah the trust. Besides the last time Ah saw him he was in New Orleans, goin' back tah his family. How could Ah possibly see him?" Rogue replied, making air quotations when she said family.

"Vell Kitty and Jubilee said zhat ven zhey vent to zhe coffee shop zhat you like to go to, zhey saw him." Kurt replied, lifting his head.

"Ugghhh those girls have got tah stop spreadin' rumors. Just 'cause Swamp Rat is back in town does not mean that Ah was with him. Hell Ah would be goin' the whole ten yards tah stay away from him, if anythin'." Rogue replied, rolling her eyes.

"Yu mean Gator Bait, I think zhat Gator Bait better suits him. After all gators really seem to like his taste." Kurt said, pretending to contemplate the possibility of that nick name, stroking his chin.

"Yeah, he's Gatah Bait. Like Captain Hook from Peter Pan." Rogue replied, laughing.

"Zhe next time ve see him, ve should, jump up and scream ahhh captain hook don't take our Wendy, and then we should run away." Kurt replied.

"Sure thing. Making a mental note of that. Oh and Jean should be Wendy. If we actually see them togetha' it would be a funny experience." Rogue replied, tapping her head with her hand that wasn't holding her helmet.

Before Kurt could reply to that, Professor Xavier's voice came into both his and Rogue's head, telling them to come to his office immediately.

Ah shit, this about mah detention?

Rogue, please refrain from using that kind of language, and no this is not about your detention, but we will have a talk about that later.

Fine, Ah'm comin'.

Kurt grabbed Rogue's wrist and teleported the both of them into Xavier's office. When they got there they both plopped down in the chairs right in front of Xavier's desk.

"Ah could have walked." Rogue stated, staring at the carpet in Xavier's office.

When Kurt did not respond Rogue looked at him, to see that he was staring at Xavier's desk with his mouth wide open, then she looked up and saw just what it was that he was staring at, and saw Magneto and Pietro standing on one side of Xavier, and Mystique and Wanda standing on the other.

And at his desk sat the Professor with a too pleased with himself smile on his face.

When Kurt finally recovered from his initial shock he asked "Proffesor vhy are zhey here?"

Rogue on the other hand was not as kind about it, and asked "What the hell are they doin' here!"

What did I say about using that kind of language?

Technically yah nevah said anythin' about it. Yah just telepaticit it tah meh…if that makes any sense.

Rogue, I do not think that telepaticit is a real word.

Yah get mah point eitha' way.

"Funny, I was just about to ask that, dude." Evan responded, walking through the door into Xavier's office, while Rogue set down her helmet down on the floor next to her chair.

"Personally I don't know. Brother dearest her barged into the brotherhood and hauled me over here. Remind me to kill him later." Wanda seethed.

"Making a mental note of that." Rogue said, pointing to her head.

Ah make too many mental notes.

"So why are we here, Xavier. I want to know why I got dragged here against my will. One minute I'm screaming at Toad, the next, brother dearest zooms in, then zooms out with me." Wanda scowled.

"What kind of screaming?" Evan asked, smirking.

The rest of the kids laughed, while the grownups just rolled their eyes.

"I will explain when Ororo and Logan arrive." Xavier replied.

"Oh, ah got it! This is about the car fresheners! Well none a' ya'll are takin' mah brother tah go and get 'em! Ah am, and that's it!" Rogue screamed, earning her odd looks from the rest of the room, including Kurt.

"This is an outrage! Come on Kurt, let's leave!" Rogue yelled, grabbing Kurt's wrist and walking to the door.

"Nice try Rogue, this is not about any…air fresheners." Xavier replied, "Sit down."

"Fine." Rogue grumbled, sitting down again, along with Kurt.

Air fresheners?

Yah know how Kurt stinks, right? Ah mean, whenever he ports somewhere he leaves behind that rotten egg smell. Well ah figured that air fresheners could help with that.

I will talk to Forge about that.

Yah need Forge tah create air fresheners? Why don't yah just buy some? Like normal people?

It' is more fun this way. It makes everything sound more…serious….and right now you're ruining my serious fun.

Yah just sounded like a five year old, ah have tah tell Kitty about this.

How about you do not tell anyone that, and I drop the detention thing.

Deal, nice doin' business with yah.

At that moment Ororo and Logan entered the room, Ororo laughing at something that Logan had said. But her laughter immediately stopped when she saw who was in the room, and Logan unshed his claws.

"Why are they here?" Logan growled, ready to attack, then the next moment he got in a stance to lunge at Magneto.

"You, metal bones, me, master of magnetism, do the math. You still want to try that?" Magneto smirked, while Logan unshed his claws, "Smart boy."

Logan just growled at that.

"Funny we all just asked that, can yah tell us now, or do we have tah wait fah the FOH tah come?" Rogue asked, her words laced with sarcasm.

That question caused Xavier to look uncomfortable for just a second, and the change in mood would not have been caught by any normal person, but Rogue caught it.

"Wait, we don't have tah wait fah the FOH, right? Professor, what is goin' on?" Rogue asked, unsure.

"Why did you call us here, Professor?" Ororo asked, calmly.

The Proffessor chose to ignore Rogue's question and instead answered Ororo's question, "Well you all know how Ororo and Logan have recently gotten married, and then adopted Rogue and Kurt." he started.

Beware, a' the long monologue's.

"Well I have noticed that your family is having some family issues, so I decided that a week vacation together should fix all of that up." the Professor finished.

Short enough for you, Rogue?

Ummm….yeah…..thanks.

"Okay, but what does zhat have anything to do vith Magneto, Vanda and Pietro?" Kurt asked, not catching on.

I would have been able to answer that in my long monologue, but since you complained I did not.

Ah nevah said that yah couldn't say yah monologue, yah chose not tah say it on yah own.

True, true, we never speak of this again.

Proffesah, we ain't even speakin' right now. Yah intrudin' on mah thoughts and yah havin' a conversation that way.

True, true, we shall never speak of this.

Mah lips are sealed.

If only that was true all the time, if only.

Hey!

"I think it would be better if Magneto and Mystique explained that one, if you may." Xavier said a slight smile on his lips.

Instead of answering they both just held up their ring fingers to show the identical rings that were on them.

"As if mah life wasn't screwed up enough! Dear god, if there is one, please make Magneto and Mystique fall in a ditch and nevah come out! Bettah yet, have that ditch have alligators, lots of 'em! With razor sharp oteeth!" Rogue screamed to the heavens.

Hmm ah like that idea, maybe ah should put it in mah one hundred ways tah kill someone book.

Rogue, you have a one hundred ways to kill someone book?

Nah, Ah'm makin' one, there's a difference. Besides ah stay out a' yah head, yah stay out a' mine. Deal? Good, now leave.

That was rude.

"Nice way to speak of your mother." Mystique scoffed.

"Yah are not mah mom, Kurt is mah brother, and there is a difference." Rogue growled.

"No, there is not, not when I am his mother, and you never got legally un-adopted by me." Mystique contradicted.

"Ah didn't ask fah this, what sins have ah committed tah deserve this!" Rogue cried out, falling to her knees and looking like she was praying, if anyone prays while screaming.

"Well let's count them, shall we?" Evan asked, "You spray painted a picture of Barney on the principle's car, and he hasn't been able to get it off yet." Evan started.

"It looks bettah that way." Rogue cut him off, getting back in her seat.

"You also started a food fight the other day, you gave some guy a bloody nose last week, you deflated all of the basketballs, and hung them up from the gym ceiling just two days ago, you spiked the science teachers drink two weeks ago, and videotaped everything that she did, then posted it on YouTube. You stole the history teacher's wig and set it on fire in the chem lab, then tried to blame the science teacher for that, you spray painted the answers to one of the tests in your math class on the board, right before you took that test. Shall I go on?" Evan answered.

"Minor details, and yah were in on the food fight one, so don't claim tah be so innocent." Rogue waved her hand.

Rogue I think you and I should have a talk about this later, don't you?

Ummm no….besides ain't spendin' time with mah family bad enough?

No, I'm thinking cleaning the blackbird, without the use of your powers, or anyone else's, and kitchen duty for the three weeks, and you have to teach kitty driving because she got her license confiscated. But the last one only depends on the rest of what you have done.

"Nooo!" Rogue screamed, falling down to her knees again.

"Quit the dramatics, Stripes. I'm not too happy about this either. Being related to Mystique, Magneto and Speedy, is the worst thing that could ever happen." Logan growled.

Mystique rolled her eyes, "Trust me, there is worse. You could be related to someone in the FOH."

Xavier gulped when she said that.

"Yeah, or you could be related to Sabertooth, big and hairy, just plain gross." Evan agreed, shuttering.

Xavier winced when he said that too, none of that went unnoticed by Rogue.

Is there somethin' yah ain't tellin' us?

You will see, in one…..two…..three…..four…..five…..and…

Right when Xavier finished his mental counting, Sabertooth burst through the door, "Am I late? No, never mind I don't care. What, no chair for me, I spend all the time and effort to get here, and no one saves me a chair? No manners in this place, I tell you."

"You didn't tell me that he was going to be here." Logan growled, trying to lunge at Sabertooth, while Ororo and Evan held him back, meanwhile Sabertooth smiled sweetly.

"I wanted it to be a surprise." Sabertooth grinned.

"Oh, it's a surprise alright. I don't like surprises." Logan growled.

"Exactly, you love them!" Sabertooth replied, opening his arms wide, as if to give a hug, while Logan just growled even more.

"Okay, I'm going to regret asking zhis, but how is Sabertooth related to us?' Kurt asked.

"Sabertooth and Mystique had an affair." Xavier shrugged.

"Wow, Mystique, yah really know how tah pick 'em." Rogue said, disgust evident on her face.

"I didn't pick Magneto, I was dead drunk. I would not have married him if I was sober." Mystique deadpanned.

"I would not have even thought of marrying her if I was sober." Magneto added.

"Ah don't think anyone would have married eitha' a' them if they were sober." Rogue whispered to Kurt, who stifled his laughs, but Mystique and Magneto glared at the pair anyway.

"Okay, wait. How does having an affair with someone make you related to them?" Pietro asked.

"They didn't just have an affair, Sabertooth got her pregnant." Xavier replied.

A chorus of gagging sounds went through the room, but most came from Rogue, Wanda, Kurt, Evan and Pietro.

"Wait a second; Pietro is now technically my cousin!" Evan growled, having it sound odd, because Evan was not the kind of person that you would think would growl.

Did he really just figure that out? Eh, whatever, he was probably in shock.

Both Evan and Pietro started glaring at each other, but made it clear that they were not about to attack each other, unlike Logan and Sabertooth.

"Anyone else, that yah want tah tell us that we're related tah?" Rogue asked, leaning back in her chair and crossing her arms.

"Actually yes, the son of Sabertooth and Mystique is Graydon Creed, leader of the FOH, but due to obvious reasons he is not accompanying you all on this road trip." Xavier said, wincing when everyone in the room started to complain about being related to a fanatic.

Ah have one messed up family.

"So who is going to keep Logan and Sabertooth from killing each other, Evan and Pietro from killing each other, Rogue and Mystique from killing each other, and the rest of us from killing ourselves? Wanda asked.

"Wanda, we all know that you would kill Magneto if you got the chance, so don't leave yourself out of that way too long speech." Pietro replied in super sonic speed.

"No one cares if he lives though, so that wouldn't be a problem, now would it, brother dearest?" Wanda glared.

"That I am leaving to someone who has experience in dealing with breaking apart Logan and Sabertooth from destroying each other." Xavier answered, trying to get the two siblings away from their argument and back on topic.

"Vell who is it?" Kurt asked, voicing the question that everyone was wondering about.

"Remy Lebau, better known as Gambit to most of you." Xavier replied, cringing, waiting for the complaints to come.

At that moment Remy walked in, smiling, "Bonjour mes ami's".

Most everyone groaned, while Logan yelled Gumbo, Kurt yelled Gator Bait, and Rogue screamed Swamp Rat.

"Bien to know ya'll have already given moi nicknames." Remy said, placing his hand over his heart.

Both Rogue and Kurt exchanged glances, then shrugged and Rogue threw her helmet at Remy, hitting him right in the head. Then both Rogue and Kurt jumped up and yelled "Captain Hook, don't take our Wendy!" at the same time, then bolted through the door.

That left all of the occupants in the room staring at where Kurt and Rogue had previously been sitting, shaking their heads, in either amusement or shame, or in Remy case, staring at the door confused at what he had done.

Rogue and Kurt ran outside, and right into Jean. They both exchanged glances, and shrugged again. Then they both grabbed one of Jean's wrists, and dragged her into the Office.

"Ah, Rogue, Kurt you two decided to join us…again…while dragging Jean..." Xavier announced, confused.

Both Rogue and Kurt ignored that comment and announced "We have taken back our Wendy!"

"Now Captain Hook shall walk the plank!" Rogue shouted out, letting go of the extremely confused Jean, and marching over to Remy.

"Walk the plank! Walk the plank! Walk the plank!" Kurt chanted, while Evan joined in, just for the heck of it.

Okay, Disney movies, ah have tah stop watchin' Disney.

Let me guess, Jaime made you watch it with him.

Ten times to be exact. Ah think he made Kurt watch it with him seventeen times.

Amazing how you can be so easily pursauded by a cute face.

Ah saw yah watchin' it with him tah. What do yah have tah say tah that?

Shush, no talking, talking. it is rude to have a private conversation away from the rest of the room.

Actually I can hear you guys just fine.

Will ya'll just get out a' mah head already!

Sheesh, no manners.

I know, how rude.

Leave!

Rogue picked up a chair, and started prodding Remy with it, and Kurt and Evan followed in suit. That's when Wanda got bored of it all, and hexed Remy to face the ceiling, and then hexed the duct tape, to have him stick to the top of the ceiling.

Everyone turned to stare at Wanda, who was then glaring at the floor.

"What, the whole Peter Pan thing was getting really annoying." Wanda shrugged, while Remy tried to protest through the duct tape.

"Rogue, Kurt, Evan, you three really need to learn to say no when Jaime asks you if you want to watch Peter Pan with him." Xavier advised, earning him a glare from Rogue.

"Yeah, yeah we know it, don't we, guys? Come on, let's leave in all of our shame. And as a punishment, yah can make it so we can't go on the family trip." Rogue said, hanging her head down low, and walking out of the room with Evan and Kurt.

"Nice try Rogue, no you are going. Here's something that might appeal to most of you, you are going to miss the next week of school." Xavier beamed, while Jean looked around the room, wondering what she had missed, and whether or not she should leave.

"Hey, we're good with that." Evan smiled, walking back into the room, with Kurt and Rogue who looked considerably happier.

"Hey, what did I miss?" John asked, entering the office.

"You're kidding, the aussie's coming to?" Rogue and Wanda asked in amazement at the same time.

"Okay, ah fah one don't wanna know how he's related tah us." Rogue announced, making a face.

"I completely second that." Evan agreed.

"Vell, I want to know, how's he related to us?" Kurt asked.

"He is not, actually I do not know why he is here." Xavier said, equally as confused as everyone else.

"Gambit knows." Jean announced, undoing the duct tape with her telekinesis, and letting Remy fall to the ground, his body making a splat sound when it hit the floor.

The occupants of the room had a good laugh at that.

"Merci…I think. Dat homme is with moi, foh some reason he feels the need to stick with moi, so where I go, he goes." Remy explained, brushing himself off.

"You expect the insane pyromaniac, who used to work for my husband, to keep the sanity?" Mystique asked, spitting out the word husband.

"Ah can't believe that ah'm sayin' this, but ah agree. A pyro ain't exactly who yah'd chose tah keep the sanity. Ah mean, ah've seen inside his head, and his mind has a whole lot tah do with fire." Rogue added.

"Well, if he really wants to stick with Remy, then I guess he can come…" Xavier trailed off, and everyone looked at John expectantly.

"Sure, why not! I got nothing better to do! Road trip…fire road trip!" John yelled out, and everyone groaned.

"So glad I'm not you." Jean smirked.

"Ah shut it, princess." Rogue growled.

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