This is a mix of characters from many different animes. It is set up in a Host Club format, I just didn't add Kyoya and Mori. (SORRY!) My OC, Akira Kurama, is technically the "Haruhi" of this fic. Other OCs might appear.

From Ouran: Tamaki Suoh, Honey, Kaoru & Hikaru Hitachiin

From D.N. Angel: Dark Mousy

From Vampire Knight: Aido Hanabusa

From Code Geass: Lelouch Lamperouge/vi Britannia

From Tsubasa: Fai Flourite

From FullMetal Alchemist: Edward Elric

From X/Tsubasa: Kamui

From Vocaloid: Len Kagamine

Chapter One: Meeting the Host Club

"Which way was it again?"

It was seventh period, and Akira couldn't find the library she was looking for. The halls of the luxurious Ouran High School were elaborate and grand, but one could get lost very easily. She turned a corner and found a hall with four doors, two on each side of the hall.

Two were classrooms, one was the library Akira sought, and the other was the room where the infamous Ouran Host Club held their meetings. Assuming that the first door on her right was the library, she opened it to find not bookshelves, but a very fancy music room. There didn't seem to be anyone there.

"Hello?" Akira called out, and was answered many times by her echo.

She walked into the room a bit more, admiring the fancy chandeliers when she heard the door slam shut.

"Who's there?" she yelled. When she turned to see who had shut the door, no one was there.

"Why, hello mademoiselle," a voice called from behind Akira.

Spinning back around, Akira was greeted by the lovely sight of eight gorgeous men. The voice that spoke to Akira belonged to a blonde, prince-looking high school second year, Tamaki Suoh. To his right and left were the Hitachiin brothers, Kaoru and Hikaru. Behind Tamaki and the brothers were Aido Hanabusa, and elustrious blonde vampire, Lelouch Lamperouge (aka Lelouch vi Britannia, an exiled prince), and Dark Mousy, a very flirtatious deep-purple haired man, all were third years. Lastly, sitting on the floor in front of Kaoru and Hikaru were Edward Elric, a hot-tempered, short, blonde second year, and Mitsukuni Haninozuka, a playful, cake-loving, blonde third year, normally referred to as Honey or Honey-sempai.

As Akira opened her mouth to speak, a door opened near the end of the room. Out walked another beautiful blonde man. He walked swiftly, yet gracefully, and joined the other eight men standing in front of Akira. About to ask what this was all about, Akira was cut short by the princely-looking boy in the center of the arrangement of men.

"Allow me to introduce myself," he spoke gracefully, "I am Tamaki Suoh, high school second year. Behind me are third years Aido Hanabusa, Lelouch Lamperouge, Dark Mousy, and Fai Flourite. To my right is Kaoru Hitachiin, and on my left is Hikaru Hitachiin, also known as the Twins. And lastly, in front of me are second year Edward Elric and third year Mitsukuni Haninozuka, also known as Honey or Honey-sempai. Together we are known as Ouran's own Ouran Host Club!" Tamaki finished with a flourish, arms raised to the ceiling.

"Mhm.. Host Club huh? What kind of a club is a Host Club?" Akira asked.

"Well."

Akira jumped. Dark somehow had appeared right behind Akira without her even realizing he was there.

"We members of the Host Club love to entertain young ladies who have too much time on their hands, seeing as how we also have too much time on our hands," Dark continued, "and by the looks of it, you seem to be a young lady with too much time on her hands. How would you like to go out on a date with Phantom Dark?"

"I... well, uh... that's very nice of you to offer, um.." Akira stuttered.

"Now Darkie-warkie, I thought we all agreed that you would stop scaring all the new guests with your flirtatious nature," Fai said.

"I think it's kinda cute!" Honey said, jumping onto Dark's back.

"I.. uh.. think I'll be going now," Akira mumbled. She backed up slowly to the door, but she realized two boys weren't standing in the center of the room anymore.

"Just where do you think you're going?" the Twins said in perfect unison.

"Well, I'm supposed to be in the library," Akira stammered.

Someone turned Akira around gently.

"Wouldn't you rather stay here, beautiful young lady?" Aido whispered intimately in Akira's ear.

Akira felt her face heat up. Without being overly rude, she wriggled away from Aido. Aido chuckled softly.

"Remember Tamaki, my younger brother will be transferring here tomorrow, and you told me he would be able to join our club," Aido said to Tamaki.

"Why yes of course!" Tamaki answered.

A tall, dark haired boy spoke.

"My cousin is also coming Tamaki," Lelouch said, looking bored.

"The more the merrier!" Tamaki responded.

Akira didn't think she could take it if she stumbled in here again and there were more gorgeous men trying to win her heart (or that's what it seemed like). She tried heading for the door again, but the short blonde one was blocking her way.

"Move shorty," she said.

The boy, Edward, instantly got angry.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?!" he yelled at her.

"I-I'm sorry!" she said, realizing her mistake and managing to get past him and out the door.

"Well, that was interesting," Aido and Lelouch said together.